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Product Details

  • Paperback: 104 pages
  • Publisher: Zilyon Publishing (September 28, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0615404960
  • ISBN-13: 978-0615404967
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,640,617 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Check out "Het Madden, A Zombie Perspective" for the story behind the ZOMBIE!

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Calvin A. L. Miller II is a horror author/publisher/cartoonist whose books include "Het Madden, A Zombie Perspective", "The Zombie's Survival Guide, Thrive In The Zombie Apocalypse AFTER Your Turn", "Cold Blood: The End", "The Undead Nation" and "Rhonny Reaper's Creature Features".

Cal likes to write from different angles and his first book, "Het Madden, A Zombie Perspective", is written entirely from the perspective of a zombie who retains his intelligence in a post-apocalyptic society. His second effort, "The Zombie's Survival Guide, Thrive In The Zombie Apocalypse AFTER Your Turn", is written to guide the reader through the Zompocalypse AFTER he or she becomes a zombie. It even provides the best ways to turn in order to ensure you'll be the best zombie you can be.

Cal started Zilyon Publishing in November 2009 with his buddy Greg Bogle as a way to keep total creative control and get his books published his way, to publish other people's work, and also to do some good wherever possible. Today he's published 12 books, including novels, charity anthologies, graphic novels, and comics. The charity anthologies have allowed over $1000 to be donated to The Breast Cancer Research Foundation (bcrfcure.org) and Zilyon also donated money to help the kids at Hugs Foster Family Agency (hugsffa.org) have a better Christmas in 2010. Soon donations from their latest anthology will be given to fight diabetes.

Cal also does a web comic, "Ted Dead, Just Your Everyday Zombie", for ZombieFiend.com. Check out his site at CalvinALMillerII.com or ZilyonPublishing.com or email him at cal_in_space@yahoo.com.

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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful By Krisi Keley on October 26, 2010
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Hetfield Madden, of "Het Madden, A Zombie Perspective" fame, offers the ultimate survival guide for the Zombie (excuse me, Undead) Apocalypse he declares has already begun.

From describing all the gruesome, but manageable, changes your newly-dead body will experience to advising you on which groups of Healthies (the as yet still living) will pose the greatest threat to your perhaps surprisingly vulnerable corpse, this invaluable guide gives step-by-step instructions on how to be the best Dead you can be. And as Het assures this is the inevitable fate that awaits us all, this is a guide you'll want to study thoroughly and keep close at hand for future easy reference.

Always hilarious, yet properly gross, Calvin A.L. Miller's "The ZOMBIE'S Survival Guide" is a quick, fun read that could well be masking a satirically-scathing social commentary, during the reading of which you may find yourself wondering if sections are referring to the thinking Dead or the unthinking Living. Either way, it's a great read, recommended for the wonderful complementary diagrams (provided by artist Alan Gandy), as well as for the piquant wit of the author.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful By John G. Spicer on October 19, 2010
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If you are the kind of person who stocks-up every hurricane season with fresh batteries, bottle water and enough toilet paper to hold your own Homecoming parade, or have built a bomb-shelter stocked with canned peaches and legumes, why not just say, "the hell with it" and adopt an "if you can't beat `em, join `em" attitude.

Funny and entertaining, as well as educational "The Zombie's Survival Guide" will make the Apocalypse a lot more fun.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Etienne DeForest on October 11, 2010
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You're in the middle of the zombie apocalypse, the undead are pounding down your door, you're death is eminent. You're an idiot. Had you read this book you would be a hyper intelligent, motorcycle suit wearing, crystal meth smoking, human eating monster. Instead you're swallowing a shotgun. You make me sick.

Do yourself a favor, buy this book. When the outbreak happens you won't be scared, you'll be totally pumped about turning into a zombie.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By DN on October 21, 2010
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Mankind could one day be saved by think book! Very entertaining, very funny, very unique. Cal Miller rocks!
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful By Rhonda Kachur on October 12, 2010
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If you've read his first book, "Het Madden: A Zombie's Perspective", then you already know that Calvin Miller likes to look at zombie stories in a whole new way...now, he wants to help the unfortunate souls who end up "living" as on of the undead (which when the apocalypse hits, will most likely be most of us). This little gem is a light read (only 115 pages) but is jam packed with helpful info and tips for the zombie's out there looking to "survive" in a world full of humans with guns and fire power looking to take em out. It's funny, easy to read, and the artwork by Alan Gandy is simple yet stunning. The book goes into detail in teaching us the difference between zombies and humans (even their scientific names), what humans pose more of a threat to your undead safety, and how you became what you are. It teaches you tips on how to avoid the humans attacks and how to beat them (and eat them). This book has got to be one of my favorite books I've reviewed, and I've already read it twice (working on a third). It's one of the most unique and genius guides out there for horror fans and a must have for zombie lovers.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Danika on April 16, 2013
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Best book ever it may be short but I know how to survive as the dead. I want to be a class A dead then I will teach the lower classes how to be better killing machines
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Emmah Grace April Zody on January 15, 2013
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This was a great book!! Loved it! Hope I can find more books like it. Thanks for the great book.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Dustin Brown on December 17, 2012
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Very vague, but now my cognizance is coming back. The meth really helped with that. I went from a class c to a class A and am now a dead general due to survivalist nature before the turn.
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