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If These Boobs Could Talk: A Little Humor to Pump Up the Breastfeeding Mom Hardcover – March 1, 2008

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The creative duo Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger both answer to "Mom," "Mommy," and "Mommmm!" Shannon owns Bean Sprouts—healthy kids' cafes in Madison, Wisconsin. Adrienne is a writer and illustrator whose designs have been published by Recycled Paper Greetings. She calls San Clemente, California, home. Their previous books include the award-winning If These Boobs Could Talk and Momnesia.

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The creative duo Shannon Payette Seip and Adrienne Hedger both answer to "Mom," "Mommy," and "Mommmm!" Shannon owns Bean Sprouts—healthy kids' cafes in Madison, Wisconsin. Adrienne is a writer and illustrator whose designs have been published by Recycled Paper Greetings. She calls San Clemente, California, home. Their previous books include the award-winning If These Boobs Could Talk and Momnesia.

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www.momnesiathebook.com

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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing (March 1, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0740771205
  • ISBN-13: 978-0740771200
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 0.5 x 6.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #842,029 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I purchased this book for my sister-in-law after she had been breastfeeding for six weeks or so. As a new mom myself, I couldn't help reading it beforehand and chuckling over the many truisms! My sister-in-law loved it as well. The book is goofy but it is excellent for new moms in the lonely, exhausting trenches of figuring out breastfeeding... and motherhood, for that matter. Highly recommended. I wouldn't buy it for just every mom, but definitely for those patient souls who are committed to breastfeeding but also in need of a good laugh.
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Very funny book will keep you chuckling page by page. I got this book as a gift for a new mom and have since stocked up. It's the perfect blend of entertaining humor and "I've been there" camaraderie. When you are in the trenches of parenthood, it's nice to know you're not alone!
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If I had this book when I was breastfeeding, I guess I would hang in there a little bit longer. It's a fun read for anyone who's breastfeeding or had breastfed before. You're gonna enjoy the little humor, and love what you provided for the baby.
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I am buying extras to give as baby shower gifts with the nursing cape a friend of mine makes. I was not embarrassed about any of the humor, it was all as tasteful as talking about boobs can be. I'd share with lady friends from church.
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Fantastic book for a nursing and/or pumping mom! Would be a great "inspirational" gift for a new mommy, too! (Provided you know she's planning to nurse -- a bottle mom probably wouldn't be as appreciative.)
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Hey, I bought this for my wife who would have to wake up at all hours of the night to breast feed our new infant daughter. When doing this, my wife would just cruise facebook and pinterest all night on her iphone until she was sure she had seen just about everything on the internet. Eventually she ended up getting crabby because, she was not only stuck in the rocking chair all night, but her nipples hurt AND she had seen everything facebook had to offer. I surprised her with this book in hopes it would lift her spirits.

Well, it worked. She was actually smiling and thanked me the next morning. Knowing it made her laugh and was able to help the time pass, it was worth every penny.
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Whether you give it as a gift or just leave it out on the coffee table during the party itself, the comedic truth of this small book will give all your guests something fun to talk about. Although my husband doesn't begin to get it, I have yet to meet a mom who doesn't smirk, giggle or roll her eyes in painful memory. It strikes a chord and the author's ability to get straight to the point is appreciated. First time mom's don't have time for plot development. They need a good laugh fast and this book delivers.
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If These Boobs Could Talk is a perfect baby shower gift for my pregnant girlfriend. I can't wait to see the look on her face when gets a load of this hilarious book. It's a fabulous way to ease the stress of new mommies and keep them smiling. Every new mom needs something funny to read during those long nights with new baby and this will do the trick!
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