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101 Things I Hate About Your House: A Premier Designer Takes You on a Room-by-Room Tour to Transform Your Home from Faux Pas to Fabulous [Paperback]

James Swan , Stanley Meyer , Carol Beggy
2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

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Book Description

March 1, 2011

Ever wish you could have a nationally known interior designer walk through your home and save you from your very own decorating disasters? Now is your chance! With his 'take-no-prisoners' approach to home design, James Swan shares his spot-on observations about mistakes we all make as we try to decipher the world of home décor and design. His fresh, frank way of looking at rooms liberates us from the safe, predictable edicts we all grew up with and gives us permission to fall in love with our homes all over again. Discover: 

* Top ideas to make your living room ready for company—today
• Quick, practical projects to add pizzaz to your dining room
• Valuable tips to make small spaces multifunctional
• Secrets to creating a bedroom sanctuary

From entryway to mudroom and everything in between, whether you're a big-city singleton on a teeny-tiny budget or have plenty of space with cash to spare, this room-by-room design guide has everything you need to create a home that dazzles. Now that's beautiful.


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Review

Thursday, September 22, 2011
What James Hates About Your House !

"While on Twitter the other day, I laughed out loud when I saw the title of this new book, 101 Things I Hate About Your House, by nationally-acclaimed interior designer James Swan, with award-winning writer Carol Beggy and illustrator Stanley A. Meyer.  The red "door" cover made me want to click the book's brass knocker NOW and walk right in and see...you guessed it...what James might hate about my house!  (Oh, the pressure!)

From page one, I was laughing all the way to my little...uh..."powder room" where James lets all us home dwellers firmly know:  "If I've got to "go" then the last thing I want to see is the collection of cover-sticks, deodorants, and hair products that went into pulling you together for either day, evening, or both.  I love you dearly, but I don't love you that much.  Put your stuff away."  

Well James, the organizer and decorator in me says I'm with you so far on this sage homeowner advice! . . . "

--Kathryn Bechen

To read more visit: http://kathrynbechenink.blogspot.com/2011/09/what-james-hates-about-your-house.html.  
(Kathryn Bechen blogspot.com )

Monday, March 28, 2011 / 4:15 PM
Christy Marshall, editor-in-chief, St. Louis AT HOME

Swan's Song
"First of all, there's that title: 101 Things I Hate About Your House. Written by interior designer James Swan, with an assist from Carol Beggy, the book goes step by step, room by room to point out every possible faux pas you have inadvertently made.

I suspect I won't be asking him to dinner if he ever jets in from his Beverly Hills base. But his treatise will make you both laugh and cringe. While he'd be great fun at a bar—or on a lifeboat, I fear his critical eye would make me, and the sweet people I live with, painfully self conscious in our own sweet home. . . ."

To read the full review visit http://www.stlmag.com/Blogs/Secretary-of-the-Interior/March-2011/Swan-039s-Song/index.php.

(Christy Marshall St. Louis Magazine )

About the Author

James Swan has built an eighteen-year career crafting classically influenced interiors across the United States for clients who have included captains of industry, movie studio heads, investment bankers, and real estate developers. He has contributed to the design of numerous show houses, was recognized with the VOX/Out Designer of the Year award. He opened his own firm in Beverly Hills in 1999 and is a featured design partner with Ballard Designs.

 



Carol Beggy is an award-winning journalist who left the Boston Globe in 2008 after more than ten years as a writer and editor. She is a senior consultant with Saragoni & Company, collaborated with photographer Bill Brett on four books about Boston, and was also part of the team behind Ted Kennedy: Scenes from and Epic Life.



Illustrator Stanley A. Meyer has more than four dozen credits as a scenic designer/production designer that have earned him numerous awards and nominations. He has designed in every genre from Disney's Beauty and the Beast on Broadway to the Steve Miller Band Bingo! Tour. 

 


Product Details

  • Paperback: 270 pages
  • Publisher: HCI; 1 edition (March 1, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0757315674
  • ISBN-13: 978-0757315671
  • Product Dimensions: 6.5 x 0.7 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #782,759 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Customer Reviews

The language in this book is just too silly. Savannah Nan  |  6 reviewers made a similar statement
What an awful book, do not waste your time. cscann  |  2 reviewers made a similar statement
The book is written in a witty, charming, yet insightful manner. C. Ellington  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
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39 of 45 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars 101 Things I Hate About Your Book July 16, 2011
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Where to start, where to start? How about with spell-check and/or a thesaurus? Check the meaning of shear. Now look up sheer, not to be confused with shirred. Over and over the author/editor misused these three words. And don't get me started on "slow" gin.

Moving on, this book purports to be about transforming from "Faux Pas to Fabulous." So is using the terms "Piss-Poor Lighting" and "big fat bitch slap" when attempting to avoid a home-office lighting disaster a faux pas or are they simply fabulous, poorly chosen words?

Lame-clad? I had to stare at those words hard to discern that the term {gold} lamé was intended.

Definitely not a book that belongs in your decorating library. Enough said.
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22 of 26 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Not what I expected.. April 20, 2011
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The ideas presented don't 'transform your home from Faux Pas to Fabulous'. If the author would have told America how to mix metal, glass, wood, & fabric, or to create colorful interest all the way to the ceiling ...these might sound like designer advice. But which direction to hang toilet paper rolls, how to ditch the soupy soap dish, how to keep your front door clean and swept...people know these things.
The sneering delivery is amusing at first, but by mid-book I was reading for content only.
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14 of 17 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of time and money July 28, 2011
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Usually when I review a book or product, if I can't find anything nice to say, I don't bother writing a critical message. But this book is SO bad, I feel I should warn people. First, the cutesy writing style gets nauseating after less than a chapter. The writer appears to be a woman, unless James is writing about how horrible it is when a restaurant has no parking, so you have to walk blocks in your heels. There are other references to being female, which is confusing, as James is supposed to be the author of the book. Let's hope he's not -- let's hope he's a much better writer than this. Whoever actually churned out this purple prose should be ashamed. He/she goes on and on and on, taking four paragraphs to make a simple point that should have taken a sentence. Is he/she trying to be funny? If so, it's an unqualified failure. I could have put up with the bad writing if the suggestions had been innovative. But who takes a chapter to tell you that you should put hand towels and extra toilet paper in the guest bathroom? Or that you should sweep your porch, put out a nice mat, and clean your front door?
I understand James is a great designer. I hope he will someday write a great design book. With a different ghost writer.
The positive reviews must be from personal friends of the co-authors. Save your money.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars an infomercial
I like to read design books and think about practical home design, but this book was a real dud. It's basically one long commercial for the author's website (which, when I last... Read more
Published 4 months ago by No Place Like Home
1.0 out of 5 stars Dreadful.....Just Dreadful
I am selling my house soon and thought this book could give some insightful tips. Upon reading this book I was struck by the tone of the author-coming across as preachy and... Read more
Published 12 months ago by jan-jan
1.0 out of 5 stars Not a useful decorating book
I did not even finish reading this book. It is just a long, sarcastic rant from the author with little or no useful tips. Read more
Published 15 months ago by a customer
1.0 out of 5 stars 101 things... Pompous
What an awful book, do not waste your time. Really not sure why this was published. James Swan flaunts his vocabulary in a condicending tone to the world below him. Read more
Published 16 months ago by cscann
1.0 out of 5 stars A book on common sense
This book was awfully condescending. The author spends a great deal of time in the prologue convincing you that this book is NECESSARY, even though it doesn't deal with important... Read more
Published 17 months ago by Jeffrey M. Ford
5.0 out of 5 stars Fabulous..
Wonderful..charming..delightful book from James Swan..fun and informative read..bought several copies for gifts for friends and family..everyone loved it! Bravo, James!
Published 17 months ago by Linda E
4.0 out of 5 stars laughing all the way!
I read with bated breath to see what James would write. Having watched his perspective over the course of time on FB I couldn't wait to see it all in one place. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Irene
4.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining Read
This book is quite entertaining and is filled with lots of very good tips for gracious living. I am enjoying it a lot, especially during the holidays.
Published 17 months ago by Bonnie Brant
1.0 out of 5 stars Too silly for words
The language in this book is just too silly. The author preens and prances. Not very useful, illustrations are bland, and not worth purchasing. Read more
Published 20 months ago by Savannah Nan
5.0 out of 5 stars Loving James' book, style and humor!
This book by James Swan is by far one of the best books on design that I have read! Not only does he give good common sense advice, he adds his own humor!! Read more
Published 21 months ago by Vicki
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