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  • Shipping Weight: 1.6 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B00D9S23ZA
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (43 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #7,347 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining)
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ThinkGeek Tactical BBQ Apron

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Gift for my sister, she loves it.
James H. Smith
I was pleasantly surprised at the quality of the materials.
Lynn Ritter
Looks and functions perfectly for grilling or smoking.
DLang

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46 of 52 people found the following review helpful By The Supreme Mall Ninja on November 15, 2013
So there I was just last Saturday holding my weekly neighborhood tactical BBQ.

I mean when the four of us get together you want to talk about some bad-muthas. Now, I'm a firm believer in the idea that no self respecting mall ninja should ever be without some kind of MOLLE webbing on. I mean, pajamas, bath robe, swin trunks, or even a rain coat. You NEED MOLLE webbing.

Anyway, back to the BBQ. I grilling up some tactical bacon for me and the guys, when all of a sudden I notice some pretty menacing looking kids playing in the street. Oh did my spidey-sense start tingling. I knew these little delinquents were up to something, and that it was up to me to take the matters into my own hands. Well, since I was already wearing my awesome tactical apron there was no need for me to run inside and don my combat vest. I was ready to roll ladies and gentlemen (chicks dig tactical guys).

So I'm off. I was going to jump my 4 foot high chain link fence, but the doctor said I need to take it easy on the knees. The doc says my extreme obesity is causing joint problems, but I just scoff at him and I know that my bad knees are from years of being tacti-cool!

So once I open the gate and get my speed up to a brisk walk, I was on these little hoodlums. Of course I treat them like any perp and demand authority. Kids these days, no respect I tell you. When I demanded names, dates of birth, socials and forms of ID's one of the kids had the nerve to tell me to "Get Bent". Well, that's when I knew things had turned hostile.

Some might have said the look in their eyes suggested confusion to the situation, but I knew what was going on. The look in those kids eyes was that of an ice cold pack of wolves. BAM!
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful By S. Morse on December 31, 2013
I ordered this awesome tactical apron from ThinkGeek. It comes with a MOLLE loop system with several clips, two large removable pouches, three small removable pouches, three apron pockets, and two removable Velcro CHEF patches: a 2" x 3" patch on a pouch and a 2.5" x 9" patch on the back. The apron material is 100% cotton and is made in China. It comes with a disclaimer "This apron is a novelty product only, neither intended for actual military, combat use, nor a protective garment. It will not prevent injury from shrapnel, bullets, or other projectiles."

Overall, the apron looks very cool and is well made with one minor flaw. I was excited to customize the apron to use in the shop by replacing the Velcro patches on the front and back with commercially-available tactical Velcro patches, BUT I discovered that, unlike other tactical vests, this apron has the hard hook side sewn into the apron NOT the soft loop side. Most Velcro patches come with the hook side on the back, so they WON"T STICK to the apron's Velcro pieces! Such a major design flaw should have been caught prior to production. I'm now in the process of replacing the original hook pieces with the loop pieces from the back of the patches, so I can use my custom tactical patches.
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful By TheHeadOfEdTruck on May 18, 2014
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The commies will NOT rob your ribs of their precious bodily fluids when SpecTacOpsSOGKillFace CHEF is on duty. No. Way. Dangling from the entirety of your body will all of your tools be. No grill so fierce as to stop your furious grilling onslaught. Your pouches will overflow with spices/sauces/mops of your enemies. When wearing this armor you won't even need to ignite your grill, FEAR ALONE will sear your meats to perfect delectable eatability. Cows, pigs, chickens and fowl will escape their pens and offer themselves for char and consumption. YOU CANNOT FAIL TO COOK WHEN WEARING THIS. IT WILL NOT ALLOW IT.

*only works with charcoal grills because only the unworthy use gas*
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By maranda miller on November 11, 2013
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so we got this for my father in-law this seems like it will hold up so much better than we first thought thank you so much
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Christopher L. Feix on March 15, 2014
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This product is AWESOME. It's an awesome gift for any macho dude or police officer or really any guy. Everything about it is unique. It looks and feels very authentic and has all sorts of accessory holders. Spice "cartridge" pouches, etc.

However, you can't order customized replacement patches via any automated or online service because these awesome guys that designed this were total knuckleheads for a millisecond. They put the hook-n-loop on the patch and not on the apron. This means that if you want to replace the front or back patch with your name or something custom, you have to find someone (local) that will put it on a patch then sew the hook-n-loop part on for you.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By DLang on September 16, 2013
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Loved it and when I gave it to my dad, he loved it even more. Looks and functions perfectly for grilling or smoking.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Troy on June 16, 2014
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What's not to love? We bought this as a gift for my wife's boss (she has one of those bosses you genuinely love to work for), and it has a lot of attachments and a lot of places you can move the attachments around to. Shaped like a tactical vest/bullet proof vest, it was even better. My wife's boss likes firearms and serving the police is a large part of his business, so this just made this apron an even better gift for him.
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