Ross O'Carroll-Kelly thought he had it all: nice gaff, cool car, plenty of dosh, a stake in Dublin's trendiest nightclub and a face that made boyfriends jealous. To say nothing of a beautiful wife and kids...All that remained was for him to totally fock it up: and I mean, totally...But did he see it coming? Of course not - too busy using his killer lines on the Seoige sisters: and then it hit me, all at once, on a lonely night in the Ice Bar...
