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Product Description
Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you'll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:
- You smell
- You suck at parking
- Your tattoos are dumb
- Your service is terrible (for waiters)
- Santa isn't real
- You're ugly
- You're an idiot
- Stop being a sissy
Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars
Enjoy... if not to just screw with people who need to be screwed with.
December 2, 2012
Durability:
5.0 out of 5 stars
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5.0 out of 5 stars
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5.0 out of 5 stars
These are great. The 'parking' ones are a must have... especially since we all know there are people out there that are oblivious to anyone else living on this planet, and need to be reminded.
Pro's: Funny. Thought provoking. Do the job.
Con's: Not more in the box for the money. I mean, you get a lot, but more would be great.
Other thoughts: The one star reviewer is an idiot. Of course we all know what he has typed. That's obvious. So, with that in mind... there should be one that says "Hey, Captain Obvious, thanks for the bullshit advice, and wasting my time with your two cents. You're an idiot. Please don't breed"
BUY THESE!
Pro's: Funny. Thought provoking. Do the job.
Con's: Not more in the box for the money. I mean, you get a lot, but more would be great.
Other thoughts: The one star reviewer is an idiot. Of course we all know what he has typed. That's obvious. So, with that in mind... there should be one that says "Hey, Captain Obvious, thanks for the bullshit advice, and wasting my time with your two cents. You're an idiot. Please don't breed"
BUY THESE!
43 of 59 people found the following review helpful
By Orn
Durability:
5.0 out of 5 stars
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5.0 out of 5 stars
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5.0 out of 5 stars
i didn't buy this, i'm just reviewing to cancel out that ridiculous one star review that the other guy left for no reason.
7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
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I bought my husband these cards for a Christmas gift, and he giggled like a school girl. Rarely do I see him like this. If you want a smarta** gift for a smarta** person, look no further. Now all I have to do is wait for his employer to ask the offensive cards to stop floating around the office.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars
He'll have fun
My son (23) had this item in his Wish List. It's not something I would buy myself, but he was glad to get it. Read more
Published 13 hours ago by LINDA E.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great!
This was the best birthday gift ever! The phrases were hilarious. The cards were separated by phrase so it's easy to find the one you need for every situation.
Published 13 days ago by B. Colbert
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great gift
I got this for someone who has everything. Was a good laugh for sure. He's a prankster who will use them. It also gave him some ideas to make his own as well.
Published 1 month ago by Darkdiamond
3.0 out of 5 stars
Good Gift but not enough
I bought these cards for my boyfriend for Christmas because he always likes telling people what he really thinks. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Felicia
4.0 out of 5 stars
Funny and true
Funny and fitting for all "stupid people" Why does it have to be so many words long to count here?
Published 4 months ago by CRE
5.0 out of 5 stars
love it.
This was a gift for my brother and he says he loves it. Printed on quality medium heavy paper and you can clearly see the prints on it. Read more
Published 4 months ago by AmazonJunkie
3.0 out of 5 stars
Good cards. Some are mean.
I purchased the cards for the You suck at parking business cards because I hate it when people take two spaces instead of the one that they should take. Read more
Published 5 months ago by J. M. Schwier
5.0 out of 5 stars
cards
funny and everything I wanted them to be. No I need 9 more words to finish this stupid review. there
Published 5 months ago by tracy beeler
5.0 out of 5 stars
Awesome idea
Havn't bought these but they look awesome. I have come across many poor parking and these would be great to slip undert the wiper blade for the idiot who takes up two spaces, or... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Mr. B. Tyler
1.0 out of 5 stars
DO NOT keep next to real business cards. And READ WHAT YOU HAND...
It is not advisable to purchase or carry these cards if you routinely trade business cards with other individuals, or keep them on your person. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Tahma
