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Offensive Business Cards

4.2 out of 5 stars 67 customer reviews
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  • Includes a variety of insults, from poor parking to horrible body odor
  • 100 offensive business card total split up over 8 different templates
  • Comes in a convenient card holder box for easy storage

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Product Description

Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you'll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates: - You smell - You suck at parking - Your tattoos are dumb - Your service is terrible (for waiters) - Santa isn't real - You're ugly - You're an idiot - Stop being a sissy Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.

Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 4 x 2.5 x 1.5 inches ; 4 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B007TLC4YS
  • Item model number: OBC-1
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 18 years and up
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #38,657 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (67 customer reviews)
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These are great. The 'parking' ones are a must have... especially since we all know there are people out there that are oblivious to anyone else living on this planet, and need to be reminded.

Pro's: Funny. Thought provoking. Do the job.

Con's: Not more in the box for the money. I mean, you get a lot, but more would be great.

Other thoughts: The one star reviewer is an idiot. Of course we all know what he has typed. That's obvious. So, with that in mind... there should be one that says "Hey, Captain Obvious, thanks for the bullshit advice, and wasting my time with your two cents. You're an idiot. Please don't breed"

BUY THESE!
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By Max on June 18, 2013
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Got it for my friend for Christmas and he laughed so much. He was even able to use them right away thanks to terrible college drivers and their parking skills.
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By Sprezzaturra on December 13, 2012
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funny and everything I wanted them to be. No I need 9 more words to finish this stupid review. there
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There are some great ones here... Gotta have some balls to use some of them. There are 8 different cards and a good amount of each one. Very funny gift!
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I bought my husband these cards for a Christmas gift, and he giggled like a school girl. Rarely do I see him like this. If you want a smarta** gift for a smarta** person, look no further. Now all I have to do is wait for his employer to ask the offensive cards to stop floating around the office.
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funny stuff. i wanted more of them but they are really funny and outrageous! i wanted them for the parking. only got 8 of those and a bunch of other offensive things to say...like you smell, you're ugly etc
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By Orn on November 7, 2012
i didn't buy this, i'm just reviewing to cancel out that ridiculous one star review that the other guy left for no reason.
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This was a gift and it spot on. If you ever want to be passive aggressive with an in your face comment, this is the way to go!
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