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Noire (Author)
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March 6, 2007
I was just a lost little girl forced to make it in a grown woman's world. A child turned out by the rulers of the game. When you get thrown into a snakepit you better learn how to wiggle! It's all about survival, baby. And not only did I learn the code of the streets, I made my own damn rules and got paid in the process. So listen close, but watch your pockets. I'm a Harlem girl. A scandalous chick. A ruthless mama. Me and this city are just alike. Grimy. And we never, ever sleep...

It's a hard knock life for Saucy Sarita Robinson and the rules of the game are clear: get yours or get had. When her father gets popped in an armed robbery and her mother turns to drugs, Saucy is left to scratch out a life for herself on the streets of Harlem, and this city-slick vixen refuses to become a victim.

Young, hot, and hungry for the spotlight, Saucy has a full package and uses her assets to get whatever she wants: 128th Street has its own rules, and she knows them well. With sex as her weapon of choice, Saucy hustles her way straight into the heart of the hip-hop underworld, preying upon any man -- or woman -- who might help her get ahead. But Hottt Saucy just can't get enough. Her calculating nature and insatiable appetite for power and prestige tempt her into dangerous waters, and before long she finds herself in too deep. The shot callers of the hip-hop world have a few tricks for Saucy -- a gutter plan to force her back onto the very streets that she came from.

But Saucy refuses to go down easy. She plots her revenge against some of the most powerful playas in the music industry, never suspecting that her enemies will fight back...and fight back hard.


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Last seen during a short walk-on (or rather, incall) in Thug-a-Licious, Saucy Robinson returns with a vengeance in Noire's latest Harlem street tale, with Noire's most sophisticated plot to date. Born in Harlem to a black ex-G.I. father and a junkie Korean prostitute mother, Saucy (named Seung Cee by her mother and Sarita by her father) ends up in her uncle Swag's care by age eight, after her mother pimps her out to various men and her lesbian lover. Saucy's upstairs neighbor is a black girl named Tai, and the two are on-again, off-again frenemies for the rest of the book. Saucy, a total hottie, ends up attached to various drug dealers and working at a strip joint, the G-Spot. She breaks into doing rap videos, and ordinary-looking Tai, who is working for super-rapper Freedom Moore, hooks them up. Free wants Saucy to act straight, and if she can, her happiness might be assured. Beyond the sex, what drives the book is Saucy's vivid, trash-talking unreliability—except perhaps in describing her own pleasure. (Mar.)
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About the Author

Noire is an author from the streets of New York whose hip-hop erotic stories pulsate with urban flavor. She is the #1 Essence bestselling author of G-Spot, Candy Licker, Baby Brother, and Thug-A-Licious, and the editor-in-chief of NOIREMagazine.com. Visit her website at www.asknoire.com or e-mail her at noire@asknoire.com.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Atria Books; 1st Atria Books Trade Pbk. Ed edition (March 6, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1416533028
  • ISBN-13: 978-1416533023
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.3 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (99 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #106,549 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Noire is the originator of the urban erotic genre and the publisher and editor-in-chief of NOIREMagazine.com A New York born and bred author, Noire is the CEO of NOIRE Entertainment Group.

 

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14 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Down and Dirty, June 16, 2007
This review is from: Thong on Fire: An Urban Erotic Tale (Paperback)
Thong on Fire by Noire
Genre: Urban Erotica
APOOO rating: 5
Amazon.com rating: 5

Thong on Fire by Noire has all the classic components to classify
itself as an urban erotic tale. What sets this novel apart from the
rest of the tales told in Harlem, New York is the twist. A twist
that sheds the many layers of Saucy Robinson to reveal what makes
this woman tick. Through the hurt and pain, trials and
tribulations, the sex and eroticism, Saucy tries her best to land on
top - literally. This is the tale of a woman that suffers at the
hands of many individuals but refuses to be the victim. Saucy will
do whatever it takes and by any means necessary to make sure she is
the woman in the spotlight, in the music video, on the arm of the
hottest artist (male or female), or walking through the velvet ropes
to the VIP section of the club.

The reader is introduced to the many individuals that help shape and
mold Saucy Robinson's character. From the very beginning, Noire
illustrates to the reader the suffering Saucy endures from the death
of her father and the abuse she suffers at the hands of her drug
addicted mother. It is obvious that the scandalous woman Saucy
becomes is because of the rage and anger that brews within. Saucy
has no choice, in her opinion, but to build a wall and to look at
herself, first and foremost. Saucy has been blessed with the exotic
features from a Korean mom and the body of a goddess that has been
passed on by the genes of her African American father. Saucy
definitely uses what she has to get what she wants.

So who should read this book? Anyone looking for a departure from
the traditional erotica story. Do not get me wrong. This is a
novel penned by Noire so the sex scenes will steam up the mirrors.
The reader and Noire fans alike will not be disappointed when it
comes to the scenes in which Saucy really work her magic and earns
her bedroom nickname. The true story is what lies beneath the sex
Saucy so willingly gives up to any man or woman. This is not just
the tale about a video vixen smiling pretty while shaking all her
assets with barely anything there, but about a woman whose judgment
is clouded by the spotlight she is constantly seeking on stage or on
television, the bling she will do anything to obtain and most
importantly, by the life she has had to live and endure. Noire
delivers a captivating page-turner that will be hard to put down.
Thong on Fire is not just a book but a literary journey that goes
beyond the sheets.

Reviewed by Sharon Russ
APOOO BookClub

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Life on the streets, April 24, 2007
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This review is from: Thong on Fire: An Urban Erotic Tale (Paperback)
Saucy Sarita Robinson is a person you have to keep away from your children. The only life Saucy knew was the streets and she had a good teacher. This book is not for the closed mind. It is an eye opening, mind boogling, shake-your-head type of book, but it is a book you can not put down no matter how mad or upset you get. It is really a must read!
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Too Hot to Trot!, April 11, 2007
This review is from: Thong on Fire: An Urban Erotic Tale (Paperback)
Noire captivates you with this tale beginning with the abuse of a little girl named Saucy. Saucy used her abuse to become wickedly smart and manipulative. Throughout her story she walks over so many people, always trying to find someone to use as a stepping stone.

I think it could have stood a little more depth, but was interesting enough to keep your attention to see if Saucy was able to rise above her past or fall to a much deserved demise. Because she really didn't know any better!

I envisioned Freedom as Common, just using my imagination! I did enjoy her tale of the music industry, videos, and the antics that occurs in the business. Noire also incorporates child abuse, promiscuity, entertainment buzz, jealousy, back-biting, and even murder in this novel.

The story sounds familiar but she puts her style of twists and turns on it to make it a definite original!!! Kudo's!

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Key Phrases - Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
shot caller, other niggas, damn body
Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Uncle Swag, Aunt Mercy Ann, Aunt Ruthie, New York, Seung Cee, Soy Saucy, Freedom Moore, Marshall George, Reem Raw, Pretty Boy, Dougie Fresh, Zinger Jones, Robb Hawk, Dymond Jackson, Mister Jack, Prison Gap, Hottt Saucy, Saucy Robinson, Free Moore, New Jersey, Big Willie
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