Three Men in a Boat: To Say Nothing of the Dog! (Penguin Popular Classics) [Paperback]

Jerome Klapka Jerome (Author)

Book Description

Series: Penguin Popular Classics | Publication Date: October 1994

Martyrs to hypochondria and general seediness, J. and his friends George and Harris decide that a jaunt up the Thames would suit them to a 'T'. But when they set off, they can hardly predict the troubles that lie ahead with tow-ropes, unreliable weather-forecasts and tins of pineapple chunks - not to mention the devastation left in the wake of J.'s small fox-terrier Montmorency. "Three Men in a Boat" was an instant success when it appeared in 1889, and, with its benign escapism, authorial discursions and wonderful evocation of the late-Victorian 'clerking classes', it hilariously captured the spirit of its age.

Product Details

• Paperback: 184 pages
• Publisher: Penguin Books (October 1994)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0140621334
• ISBN-13: 978-0140621334
• Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 0.5 x 4.4 inches
• Shipping Weight: 4.2 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #869,156 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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69 of 73 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars To say nothing of the dog!, July 4, 2006

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This review is from: Three Men in a Boat: (To Say Nothing of the Dog) (Paperback)

Imagine Bertie Wooster and two of his idiot friends out on a boat... with no Jeeves. That about describes "Three Men in a Boat : To Say Nothing of the Dog," Jerome K. Jerome's enchanting comic novel about three young men (to say nothing of the dog) who discover the "joys" of roughing it.

The three men are George, Harris and the narrator, who are all massive hypochiandriacs -- they find that they have symptoms of every disease in existance (except housemaid's knee). To prop up their failing health, they decide to take a cruise down the Thames in a rented boat, camping and enjoying nature's bounty.

Along with Monty -- an angelic-looking, devilish terrier -- the three friends set off down the river. But they find that not everything is as easy as they expected. They get lost in hedge mazes, end up going downstream without a paddle, encounter monstrous cats and vicious swans, have picnics navigate locks, offend German professors, and generally get into every kind of trouble they possibly can...

Even though it was published more than a century ago, "Three Men in a Boat" remains as freshly humorous as when it was first published. While editor/playwright/author Jerome K. Jerome wrote a lot of other books, this book remains his most famous. And once you've read it, you'll see why.

Jerome's real talent is in finding humor in everyday things, like trying to erect a tent in the woods, getting seasick, or questioning whether it's safe to drink river water. Written in Jerome's dry, goofy prose, these little occurrances become immensely funny. One of the funniest parts of the book is when the boys listen to a fishermen telling of his prowess, only to accidently knock down his record-breaking stuffed fish.... and discover it's made out of plaster. Oops.

But Jerome takes a break from the humor near the end, when the boys find a drowned woman floating in the river. And here he becomes solemn and quietly compassionate: "She had sinned - some of us do now and then - and her family and friends, naturally shocked and indignant, had closed their doors against her."

But back on the funny stuff. The capstone on all this humor is the "three men." These guys are basically pampered Victorian aristocrats, who have a romantic yearning for the great outdoors. You'll be laughing at them and with them, as they struggle through the basics of boating and camping.

It's worth noting that the Digireads edition of this book is very good, with a flexible cover, extremely strong binding, and a nice reproduction with rather small print. Think "Dover Thrift," but of higher quality.

Funny, wacky and creepily true to life, "Three Men in a Boat" is an enduring comic classic in the vein of PG Wodehouse. Not to mention the dog!

21 of 21 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A travelogue turns comic, March 30, 2008

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This review is from: Three Men in a Boat: (To Say Nothing of the Dog) (Paperback)

Jerome K. Jerome originally meant to write a real travelogue about a trip up the Thames. He writes in his memoirs: "I did not intend to write a funny book, at first. The book was to have concentrated on the river's scenery and history with passages of humorous relief. Somehow it would not come. It seemed to be all humorous relief. By grim determination I succeeded... in writing a dozen or so slabs of history and working them in, one to each chapter." His editor deleted most but not all of the seriousness. (the dead body at Goring in chapter 16 is based on the suicide in July 1887 of a Gaiety Girl named Alicia Douglas.)

The editor's decision greatly strengthens this amusing book. It's remarkable how fresh and funny the jokes seem to a modern reader. In the preface, Jerome writes that he recorded 'events that really happened. All that has been done is to colour them; and, for this, no extra charge has been made.'

The three human characters were really three friends -- George Wingrave, Carl Hentschel and Jerome himself. The three made scores of trips on the Thames over the years. They also cycled together across Europe to the Black Forest. (Their cycling led to Jerome's Three Men on the Bummel, a less funny but still interesting journal of a trip to the Black Forest.)

Montmorency never existed: "Montmorency I evolved out of my inner consciousness. Dog friends that I came to know later have told me it was true to life." Montmorency does ring true to life; "fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs are." Montmorency almost fights with a tom cat, he does fight with a tea kettle and loses, and at Oxford he gets into 25 fights.

George was a bank clerk (who "goes to sleep at a bank from ten to four each day, except Saturdays, when they wake him up and put him outside at two.") He must have been awake enough to have some banker sensibility: "We must not think of the things we could do with, but only of the things that we can't do without." (I must remember that great advice before my next hiking trip.)

There are inside jokes. Harris is based on Hentschel, and Harris/Hentschel is fond of a drink. Jerome makes a point of the small number of pubs in the country which Harris has not visited. In fact, Hentschel/Harris was the only teetotaller.

Boating on the Thames became a craze. In 1888, the year in which Jerome wrote Three Men in a Boat, there were 8,000 registered boats on the river; by the following year there were 12,000. "At first we would have the river almost to ourselves... and sometimes would fix up a trip of three or four days or a week, doing the thing in style and camping out."

The book has a historical interest. Unlike much of the literature of the Victorian Age, it was based on ordinary people having an adventure near their homes. As Jerome wrote in The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow: "What readers ask now-a-days in a book is that it should improve, instruct and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow."

Three Men in a Boat instructs but more than that delivers a view of the era that is revealing and very very funny.

Robert C. Ross 2008

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5.0 out of 5 stars ... to say nothing of the dog, May 22, 2006

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This review is from: Three Men in a Boat: To Say Nothing of the Dog! (Penguin Popular Classics) (Paperback)

Imagine Bertie Wooster and two of his idiot friends out on a boat... with no Jeeves. That about describes "Three Men in a Boat : To Say Nothing of the Dog," Jerome K. Jerome's enchanting comic novel about three young men (to say nothing of the dog) who discover the "joys" of roughing it.

The three men are George, Harris and the narrator, who are all massive hypochiandriacs -- they find that they have symptoms of every disease in existance (except housemaid's knee). To prop up their failing health, they decide to take a cruise down the Thames in a rented boat, camping and enjoying nature's bounty.

Along with Monty -- an angelic-looking, devilish terrier -- the three friends set off down the river. But they find that not everything is as easy as they expected. They get lost in hedge mazes, end up going downstream without a paddle, encounter monstrous cats and vicious swans, have picnics navigate locks, offend German professors, and generally get into every kind of trouble they possibly can...

Even though it was published more than a century ago, "Three Men in a Boat" remains as freshly humorous as when it was first published. While editor/playwright/author Jerome K. Jerome wrote a lot of other books, this book remains his most famous. And once you've read it, you'll see why.

Jerome's real talent is in finding humor in everyday things, like trying to erect a tent in the woods, getting seasick, or questioning whether it's safe to drink river water. Written in Jerome's dry, goofy prose, these little occurrances become immensely funny. One of the funniest parts of the book is when the boys listen to a fishermen telling of his prowess, only to accidently knock down his record-breaking stuffed fish.... and discover it's made out of plaster. Oops.

But Jerome takes a break from the humor near the end, when the boys find a drowned woman floating in the river. And here he becomes solemn and quietly compassionate: "She had sinned - some of us do now and then - and her family and friends, naturally shocked and indignant, had closed their doors against her."

But back on the funny stuff. The capstone on all this humor is the "three men." These guys are basically pampered Victorian aristocrats, who have a romantic yearning for the great outdoors. You'll be laughing at them and with them, as they struggle through the basics of boating and camping.

Funny, wacky and creepily true to life, "Three Men in a Boat" is an enduring comic classic in the vein of PG Wodehouse. Not to mention the dog!