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220 of 225 people found the following review helpful
on June 26, 2013
Hello fellow humans,
As a sloth myself, I live by the slogan "Live Slow, Die Whenever". So..When I wear a shirt, it's gotta be goooooood. Mostly caus' I'm not gonna change it caus' I'm too lazy. I feel this is an accurate representation of how my fellow companions look at the moon every night, well if they had the energy to look up. Like a wolf.
Fellow female sloth's can normally take up to a year to find me for mating, but with this shirt...that all seems to have changed. If Sloth's can have "swag" I think I got it. When I'm moving from tree to tree at a remarkable 6ft per minute, I can smell the ladies coming a mile away. Of course I wouldn't settle for any female sloth, as a sloth with this shirt on shouldn't settle for the first sloth to come his way.
My only complaint is that there arn't any sloth's hanging from the moon. I think my fellow sloths are too lazy to actually look up at anything. Well, I know I am. So if your slothin' it through the forest, or your ready to eat till your sleepy then sleep till your hungry, I would highly recommend picking up this shirt.