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Time Off For Good Behavior [Kindle Edition]

Lani Diane Rich
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (109 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Expressing anger is healthy.

Wanda's gonna live forever.

For Wanda Lane, life has been one long string of screw-ups. Her abusive ex-husband keeps threatening to kill her, she just lost her crappy job, and a head injury (sustained while diving off the witness stand to attack an obnoxious attorney) has left her hearing phantom music no one else can hear. It isn't until she hits the rock bottom of her bottle of scotch that she begins to wonder if maybe -- just maybe -- the problem is her.

On her pothole-ridden path to becoming a decent human being, she makes friends with Elizabeth, a single mother looking for her own solid ground; Father Gregory, the patient priest who counsels Wanda, even though she's not technically Catholic; and Walter, a Jimmy-Stewart-ish lawyer who is smart, sexy and single... and so far out of Wanda's league that she thinks he must have been sent from God as one last punishment for her past transgressions. Can an angry, lost woman find her way back from failure, or are second chances the stuff of myth?

Wanda's gonna find out.

You may want to move out of her way.

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There is no shortage of bad luck in Wanda Lane's life. She loses her advertising sales job while she is in the hospital recuperating from a head injury. Her abusive and drunken ex-husband has been leaving threatening messages, and she can't get a phantom tune out of her head. Yet she is not exactly a sympathetic character. A litany of bad breaks has left her spiteful and complaining. Even so, Wanda manages to attract the attention of a handsome, widowed lawyer who only wants to protect her, but before she lets herself fall in love, she needs to get her life in order. A bizarre want ad lands her a new friend (and unofficial therapist), and with her help, Wanda decides to do something meaningful. Readers will warm to Wanda as she mends broken relationships, finds a fulfilling job, and learns to open her heart. First-time author Rich has managed to skillfully blend serious topics with humor, and readers will love her for it. Aleksandra Kostovski
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Expressing anger is healthy.

Wanda's gonna live forever.

For Wanda Lane, life has been one long string of screw-ups. Her abusive ex-husband keeps threatening to kill her, she just lost her crappy job, and a head injury (sustained while diving off the witness stand to attack an obnoxious attorney) has left her hearing phantom music no one else can hear. It isn't until she hits the rock bottom of her bottle of scotch that she begins to wonder if maybe -- just maybe -- the problem is her.

On her pothole-ridden path to becoming a decent human being, she makes friends with Elizabeth, a single mother looking for her own solid ground; Father Gregory, the patient priest who counsels Wanda, even though she's not technically Catholic; and Walter, a Jimmy-Stewart-ish lawyer who is smart, sexy and single... and so far out of Wanda's league that she thinks he must have been sent from God as one last punishment for her past transgressions. Can an angry, lost woman find her way back from failure, or are second chances the stuff of myth?

Wanda's gonna find out.

You may want to move out of her way.

Product Details

  • File Size: 390 KB
  • Print Length: 260 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0446693065
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: StoryWonk; 3 edition (May 23, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008601QWM
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #254,637 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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34 of 35 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I'd Like To Go Out Drinking With Wanda and Walter! October 4, 2004
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
What I liked most about Time Off For Good Behavior was how it was decidedly NOT a cliche, and that's not always true of "chick lit" books. Wanda swears like a sailor throughout, and while she grows in the novel, she doesn't really change her core personality. Instead, she finds herself again (or, rather, remembers who she is deep down, before she so disappointed her parents and herself by making some bad choices and acquiring the baggage that resulted.)

I so enjoyed how she forbid herself from seeing Walter before she'd worked through some difficult issues. She knew he'd accept her as she was, but she had to make some hard changes first. She may have thought of herself as weak, but I found her to be a strong character throughout.

Overall, a very fun read. I should have counted the number of times I laughed out loud. I know for sure I read with a grin on my face because my husband kept asking, "What is so funny?" as I read it. The hot pink cover caught my eye in the bookstore, and I'm glad it did!
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22 of 23 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars What a TERRIFIC book!! September 21, 2004
By Robin L
Format:Paperback
I can't remember the last time I've gobbled up a book in one sitting like this. Both hilarious and touching, Lani Diane Rich knows how to mine the human experience for true gems of humor and poignancy. Wanda, the main character, is flawed and wonderfully human. She has a feisty spirit and a side-splitting sense of humor that had me rooting for her from page one. Rich has done a terrific job in creating a character whose humor is an integral part of her self-preservation skills, rather than just someone who's handy with a quick comeback. After a series of bad luck and missteps, Wanda's held-together-with-duct-tape reality cracks wide open and we quickly see just how well her sense of humor serves her as she tries to start her life over.

Wanda's journey of self-discovery rings refreshingly true and genuine and illuminates the teeth-gnashing frustrations that life hands us, as well as the moments of grace we somehow manage to stumble into.

Definitely an exciting new voice in women's fiction!
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19 of 22 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Great voyage of self-discovery June 20, 2006
Format:Paperback
Wanda Lane has had a string of bad luck. She is divorced from an abusive husband who thankfully lives in Alaska, but finds plenty of time to call to profess his love or his hatred for her. She loses the job she hates when she falls down after striking an annoying lawyer and ends up in a coma for several days, resulting in phantom music playing at the most inopportune times. And now she finds herself attracted to successful civil lawyer Walter Briggs.

But in order to "earn" Walter's love, Wanda feels that she must improve herself. Wanda is not exactly a model of decency. She drinks. A lot. And she curses like a sailor. She does not think before she opens her mouth, and she tends to be self-centered. One could argue she's in need of therapy, which she gets from a local Catholic priest who doles out advice though she's not a member of his flock ("Bless me father for I am not Catholic). With the help of a new friend she found in a want-ad, she decides to create a series of post-it notes, and as she has completed the task, she tosses them out. The most important one - the one she cannot figure out what it means - is "do something meaningful."

As she tries to find herself, perfect widower Walter patiently waits for her to have an epiphany. It is hard to fathom a man as articulate and together as Walter falling for the train wreck that is Wanda, so there was a real disconnect in the romance for this reader. But her voyage of self-discovery peppered with some of the wittiest dialogue and interesting secondary characters to grace a page make this a worthwhile read. This is Rich's first novel and her subsequent novels prove what a gifted storyteller she is.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars It's OK August 31, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
"Time off for good behavior" is definitely different, I give it that.
It starts out like your typical romance novel, down-on-her-luck heroine meets handsome hero.
But Wanda is just too passive for me, never standing up for herself, just running to the next savior. When she's threatened by her ex husband, she never thinks about getting a gun to protect herself or anything, she just takes shelter somewhere else. She's just too much of a damsel in distress for me, depending on virtual strangers to take her in.
She's got a mouth on her, that's for sure, just no actions to follow it up with.
And then there's the missing romance...not that I like my protagonists to be going at it like rabbits, but a little sex is OK. I like more than "We did it 3 times" as a description.
Overall, I was disappointed because the story starts out very interesting. Unfortunately it then loses steam and limps along, with a kind of 12-step program for the protagonist that didn't make much sense to me.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Couldn't finish it July 7, 2012
By Claire
Format:Kindle Edition
I love Lani Diane Rich's books usually, but I strongly recommend a pass on this one. The heroine is annoying and --worse in my view -- becomes boring after a bit. She is so self-centered and self-absorbed that I was wishing Walter would just give up on her and find someone better. I also found his attraction to her unbelievable. I finally put it down half way through, totally disinterested in the fate of these two. In fact, the only thing that kept me reading to the half-way point was the great dialogue of the secondary characters. Ms. Rich has written some terrific books since this one; stick to those and give this one a miss!
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5.0 out of 5 stars cute Summer read
Nice story that I could relate to in some parts & when I read it I wanted a girly novel!
Published 26 days ago by Angelina
3.0 out of 5 stars Good story for the price
This story by Diane Rich was cute but at times annoying. The main character was supposed to be so intelligent and bold, yet a lot of her behavior didn't reflect that. Read more
Published 2 months ago by BTM
4.0 out of 5 stars Laugh Out Loud Funny
I almost didn't read this book because of some of the poor reviews. After having read it, I'm convinced the unhappy reviewers didn't finish the book, so they never completed the... Read more
Published 2 months ago by H. E. Roberts
3.0 out of 5 stars QUICK EASY READ
I Enjoyed this book it was a fast easy read. Would have liked more suspense the book was very predictable on what was going to happen with her relationship.
Published 2 months ago by Jeanine Pestle
5.0 out of 5 stars Love this woman
I love everything she writes. If her name is on it I can buy it and know that I will not be disappointed. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Alfred D. Wallace
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun, enjoyable read!
This is the first book I've read by this author. I will definitely look for more of hers to read.
Published 3 months ago by Dana Castro
4.0 out of 5 stars A good read
Cute and sassy! Did some late night reading! Glad I've found lanidianerich, will be looking for more of her books.
Published 3 months ago by Debrah Haney
3.0 out of 5 stars Just ok
Overall this book was just ok. It's in the "romance" section but the book was a little light on that & had some more spiritual overtones. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Maggie
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved It
I don't normally go for this type of book but love Lani Diane Rich so took a chance and I am so glad I did....Wanda is witty. Total screw-up You just gotta love her.. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Time off for good behavior
Wanda is a hot mess. A wisecracking, well-intentioned hot mess, but, absolutely wallowing in the mire she's made of her life. Read more
Published 8 months ago by Amazon Customer
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More About the Author

I'm Lani, and I'm a writer, a teacher, and a mom. I live in Syracuse, NY with my husband and two daughters. My favorite color is yellow, and I have a thing for polka dots that borders on the ridiculous.

I wrote my first book, "Time Off For Good Behavior" during NaNoWriMo - National Novel Writing Month, fifty thousand words in the thirty days of November - and was the first previously-unpublished author to publish a NaNoWriMo manuscript. It's a very specific niche, but it's all mine. "Time Off" won the Rita Award for Best First Book, and I went on to publish another seven solo novels and one collaboration. So, apparently, it wasn't a fluke. I find that comforting.

At the moment, I'm writing magical romance novels as Lucy March. I'm still Lani on the inside; it's a publishing thing. If you'd like to learn more about what I'm doing now, visit LaniDianeRich.com, LucyMarch.com, or StoryWonk.com. And thank you!

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