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Robin Cooper (Author)
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May 1, 2008

A uniquely British twist on the goofy letters-to-strangers genre, this brilliant compilation chronicles one man's outrageous and bizarre letters—to trade groups, department stores, clubs, political parties, and a certain children's book publisher—and the amazing responses he received to his ideas, observations, and unsolicited feedback. Asking countless questions, such as Would the Campaign for Courtesy be interested in his 10-Point Plan for a Courteous Britain? Could the Ball & Roller Bearing Manufacturers Association contact his "ball-bearing mad" son to suggest that he scale back his 95,000-piece collection? and Might Madame Tussaud's be interested in creating a wax likeness of him in a toga?, the book reveals the courteous and often bemused correspondence between the imaginative time waster and his unsuspecting targets, all of whom only encouraged him further. Hilarious and off-the-wall, this volume will have fellow schemers laughing out loud—and reaching for their pens.


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"Cooper's letters are absurd, pointless, and very, very funny."  —Ricky Gervais


"Definitely NOT a waste of time . . . Brilliant!"  —Matt Stone, creator, South Park


"Not many books have me laughing out loud, shouting 'F**k off!' in disbelief. This one did."  —Martin Freeman, actor, The Office (UK)


"Probably the funniest book you'll read this year."  —Guardian


"Don't read this book in public. You will laugh very loud and people will think you're crazy. We love this book!!!"  —Tim and Eric, Tim & Eric Awesome Show


"I laughed hysterically. Then I thought about my life and cried hysterically."  —Jonah Hill, actor, Knocked Up and Superbad



"This is the first book I've ever read, and if they're all as good as this, I look forward to a lifetime of reading."  —Michael Cera, actor, Juno and Superbad



"Hilarious, ridiculous. I woke up laughing in the middle of the night at it."  —Peter Baynham, cowriter, Borat

About the Author

Robin Cooper just might be the pen name of Robert Popper, who is a BAFTA and British Comedy Award–nominated writer and producer of the BBC2 show Look Around You. He also appeared in the movie Hot Fuzz.


Product Details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Chicago Review Press (May 1, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1556527551
  • ISBN-13: 978-1556527555
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #824,215 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Robin Cooper is the author of the smash-hit title The Timewaster Letters published by Michael O'Mara Books. Spoon Collector, wasp expert, professional fish fryer and inventor of the peanut suit, Robin Cooper is all of these things, it just depends to whom he's writing.

Robin Cooper might also be the pseudonym for Robert Popper. Robert Popper is a BAFTA-nominated writer and television producer, and co creator of BBC2's hit comedy series Look Around You.

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars The funniest book I've ever read, May 12, 2006
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I cannot disagree more with aurelius' review. Naughty aurelius. If you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all, didn't your mother teach you any manners, luv?

This is the funniest book I have ever read, so funny that the neighbours on both sides phoned the police on hearing manic laughter emmanating from my bedroom window non-stop between the hours of 10pm and 2am last night.

The police confiscated my copy of the book for causing a disturbance of the peace and as they drew away from our house at 5am (after I'd made them a nice cup of tea) I could hear manic laughter drifting playfully out of the windows of the police car, as the policeman who wasn't driving sat reading Robin's book.

I do not believe it is normal for British policemen to sample confiscated material under normal circumstances, so a big thumbs up to Mr Cooper for making our local bobbies more daring.

I have ticked the box saying I am over the age of 13 even though I'm 46. I hope that's OK.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Bloomin' marvelous read, July 20, 2006
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Loved it. A collection of silly but exceedingly polite letters written to real organizations pitching Cooper's ideas(seemingly pluck from the air). A few themes are carried through the collection (wife's bad ankle and the ongoing struggle to fix the garden shed doors) regardless of the letter's subject matter. I was continually amazed by the good-humoured and patient letters of reply. Bloody lovely sketches too. Delightful.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Impressive, November 27, 2010
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Very much pleased with the condition my book came in. It's intreaguing, witty and is worth more than one read. I recommend it for anyone, you won't be wasting your time reading this book, unlike the recievers of those unfortunate letters
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