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101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire [Kindle Edition]

Joleene Naylor
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (77 customer reviews)

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Book Description

SHORT: 8,000 words

There aren’t a lot of resources for a human who’s running with the “undead”; No Facebook groups, no forums, not even a decent book of tips – until now. 101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire is just that – 101 tips for everything from boat travel to the American classic Road trip. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, these tips will prepare you for any travel that your vampire friend has in mind.

Want more fang for your buck? The revamped 101 Tips for Traveling with a Vampire features a special bonus “25 Tips for Dealing with a Vampire” and an exciting sneak peek at book 4 in the Amaranthine series. Also features a bonus sample of Jonathan Harvey's Shades of Plaid.


Product Details

  • File Size: 1007 KB
  • Print Length: 53 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003JH86TI
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #17,172 Free in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Free in Kindle Store)
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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Lots of Good Fun! May 5, 2010
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I really enjoyed this book. The tips are so funny and told from the point of view from the human main character in her other book Shades of Gray, which I thought was a neat twist. In fact, the character made sure to give a "truth vs. myth" prologue on vampires. It turns out Hollywood is wrong. *chuckle*

Anyway, I'll just share a couple of my favorite tips to give you an idea of the humor you can find here: "Motels will not give you a discount because your friend is 'dead' so don't ask." and "Bottled water isn't only good to drink, it's handy for cleaning up messes; everything from left over carnage to those melted junior mints you accidentally sat on."

In addition to the these tips were bonus tips on how to deal with your vampire. One example of that is this: "It's not that your vampire doesn't want to change into a bat in front of you, it's that they can't, so quit bugging them about it."

I thought this book was original and refreshing. The pictures came out good and the verion had good formatting. It's a quick read which was fun and light-hearted. Sometimes it's good to sit back and laugh, and this book provided a very nice escape for me.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Just some fun May 19, 2011
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I was curious about this book and as it was free I got it. It's fun but if you didn't read the other novels you don't know the characters and reading it is quite useless.
It's short so it's an easy read for 30 minutes or so but nothing special.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars funny companion to Shade of Gray September 4, 2010
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Joleene Naylor is a talented indie writer. Her first book Shade of Gray (reviewed it already) was a wonderful PNR read. 101 Ways is a kind of companion to the book. Had me laughing out loud since I could visualize the characters from the book. You won't be disappointed.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Cute January 21, 2013
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Cute book that has some funny tips in it. Could have shortened it and made it 25 things since most are repeated just reworded. Glad it was free. Don't think I would pay for it.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Short & easy January 17, 2013
By Kymmie
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It was a cute little book. Short & easy. Some of the tips were amusing & pertained to the subject but most of the tips were just plain old travel tips, not specifically for the undead. It was free when I got it so I'm ok w/it. I'd be a little miffed if I'd paid for it, even .99.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny in parts May 8, 2012
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This is great to flick through during spare moments. There are some funny entries, but this is not something that will bear too many repeat readings.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Cute short read December 28, 2011
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This little gem is wonderful. It is written in first person on how to travel with a vampire. There is a little intro about her in the beginning because she has an almost boyfriend that is a vampire. Some of the tips make you want to read the books about her to find out why on earth that happened in the first place! The girl is very likeable and very humorous. It was most definitely fun and interesting!

At the end there is a excerpt from one of her books about the girl and her vampire. It seems very interesting to me, and since I enjoyed this so much, I will definitely be getting those in the near future too!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars just ok May 25, 2011
By Allison
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I have not read Joleene Naylor's previous book: Shades of Gray. This review is for 101 Tips as a standalone (a short standalone with 683 locations).

As the title of my review indicates, this book was just ok. The main character is Katelina, who is approaching her 30th birthday. Maybe, being published is some kind of mid-life crises for Katelina? This is unclear. But she sets out to provide a list of travel tips so that the rest of us can benefit from her experience. The travel tips range from being very vampire relevant (1. Vampires don't sparkle in the sun; they burn to a crisp. And putting sun block on them won't help.) to just plain travel tips (95. "Don't drink the water" may seem like an old cliché, but it isn't. Don't drink the local water.). And yes, there are 101 of these pearls of wisdom. Once we get to the end of the travel tips, there is another list of 25 tips for dealing with your vampire, being more relevant to vampire life than some of the traveling tips. My favorite: 15. Vampires do not consider rabbits "fast food". And they may not think that joke is funny, either.

These lists comprise of about 75% of the ebook, or up to location 520. Then we get the "sneak peek" of book two in the Amaranthine series, Legacy of Ghosts. The sneak peek is enough of a sample to set up the issues of the book. You see a little vampire politics, a touch of the romantic interest, as well as some other vampire interpersonal (intervampirical?) relationships. I did not try to get the free sample, but I imagine it's pretty close to the same amount of content.

That's about it for the content of the book. I have to agree with another reviewer, Katelina sounds like she's about 12, not 30. She can't tell you if she's in a relationship or not (it's, ummmm, complicated).
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Quick, fun read
This is a short, fun companion book to the Amaranthine series. It's definitely one to read AFTER you take a bite out of the first three or four books in the series.
Published 25 days ago by Tricia
4.0 out of 5 stars It’s pretty hard to get a coffin in a tent.
The title is rather self-explanatory so I'll just leave you with a handful of personal favorites:

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Published 3 months ago by Shadarus S.
1.0 out of 5 stars just stupid.
I hate even wasting words on this piece of drivel. If it had not been free, I'd have never even tried it...now i am sorry i even opened it.
Published 4 months ago by E. G. Klaproth
1.0 out of 5 stars This Book
Was not a big fan for this book, Some may like it but I was not one, author is creative though thats why it got atleast one star
Published 4 months ago by ShadowCat97
4.0 out of 5 stars 101 Tips for Traveling with aVampire
Vampire fan that I am, I could not past this up. It is clever and campy and just fun. Pull this one out when you board a train or a plane and it will always start a conversation... Read more
Published 5 months ago by B. L Hewitt
2.0 out of 5 stars Very average
The writing style was somewhat dull, and while the subject matter may have been intended to be amusing, it failed in retaining interest. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Wendy Kain
4.0 out of 5 stars 101 Tips For Traveling With a Vampire
101 tips For Traveling With A Vampire by Joleene Naylor. I read this book because I love vampires. Most of the Tips had me laughing. This is NOT a novel. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Charlotte
4.0 out of 5 stars Good book
I enjoyed this book and found it funny. The author has a good sense of humor and the book is very enjoyable.
Published 10 months ago by TechGeek
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
I think this book was very funny all through out the book I was thinking of Edward from twilight and morning from suck it up it really reminded me of them I would recommend this to... Read more
Published 10 months ago by Ashley
5.0 out of 5 stars funny
That was actually really funny. That's the first time I'm giving 5 stars so I don't really know how to behave in that kind of situation;-)
The book made me laugh and it was a... Read more
Published 12 months ago by Eeva
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More About the Author

Joleene Naylor grew up in southwest Iowa surrounded by soybeans, corn and very little entertainment - so she made her own. She has been writing and drawing since she was a small child, with a particular leaning towards fantasy, horror and paranormal. It is this love of all that goes bump in the night that led her to write the Amaranthine series.

In her spare time she is a freelance artist, book cover designer, and photographer. Her current projects include the seventh novel in the Amaranthine series, the short story collection Tales of the Executioners, and The Terrible Turtle Conspiracy, a web manga collaboration with writer Jonathan Harvey. Joleene maintains blogs full of odd ramblings and hopes to win the lottery. Until she does, she and her husband live near Bolivar Missouri with their miniature zoo. However, unless she starts buying tickets she won't win anything.

visit her at http://JoleeneNaylor.com


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