Product Details

• Format: Color, NTSC
• Language: English
• Rated: Unrated
• Number of tapes: 1
• Studio: Ventura Distribution
• VHS Release Date: February 10, 2000
• Run Time: 87 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• ASIN: 6305762635
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #270,970 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

Editorial Reviews

In the tradition of the Zucker Brothers' Airplane and Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein...a sexy and erotic spoof of disastrous proportions!

The year is 2000...There's a brand spanking new Titanic...and this time it's guaranteed not to go down. Yeah, right! Deadly cargo has been stowed aboard Titanic 2000 in the form of a beautiful and voluptuous lesbian vampire named Vladamina, but she's not there for the shuffleboard and all-night buffet. With the help of her ghoulish henchmen, this gorgeous, well-endowed creature of the night is on the prowl for an eternal soulmate of the female persuasion, and come hell or high water, nothing will stop her!

Amidst Vladamina's luscious seductions and sensuous encounters of the "naughty-cal" kind, it becomes abundantly clear that this Titanic is definitely a Ship of Fools. There's Cap'n Skimmer - the salty-tongued seaman who doesn't know his fore from his aft; Willy - the stalwart helmsman turned fearless lesbian vampire hunter; Smythe - Titanic 2000's nervous architect who's not so sure about the cost-saving aluminum hull; Glitter Bolan - the washed-up heavy metal rock star with a bottle of booze for a microphone; Winslow - the All-American stud and artist with the 10" brush to prove it; the delectable Shari O'Carey - Glitter's main squeeze and the object of Vladamina's insatiable lust, as well as many more hilarious and eccentric characters all who deserve a thorough soaking.

So "Full speed ahead!" into the hottest, funniest, most rousing adventure ever to sail the high seas - Titanic 2000's maiden voyage! - with not an iceberg on the horizon. And, boy!, are those vampires buoyant...after all, Vampire Lust Is Unsinkable!

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars It's zany, it's wacky, it's NOT FUNNY!, March 22, 2000

By A Customer

This review is from: Titanic 2000 (Erotic) [VHS] (VHS Tape)

This movie is the perfect example of writers and/or producers trying TOO HARD to be funny. The casting is extensive; overly so, as the only worthwhile parts of this film are those involving the beautiful women cast as vampire & prey. They are, in fact, the ONLY redeeming ingredient in this video, but you'll have to wade thru all the lame attempts at comedy to get there!

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Tina Krause needs a new manager (or a manager, period), March 18, 2000

By A Customer

This review is from: Titanic 2000 (Erotic) [VHS] (VHS Tape)

This video is worth seeing, but only for the beautiful Tina Krause. For this reason alone, I'm giving the video 3 stars, and kudos to its makers. The rest of the movie, though, is pretty lame; I'd have to side with the Apollo Leisure Guide reviewer who says that "the sound is awful, the script mindless and the rest is simply boring" (although this is a little too generous. Sometimes you can tell when these Internet reviewers know a film's producer or director, and are going easy on a film because it was made by a friend.)

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Highly entertaining tongue and cheek, March 15, 2000

By A Customer

This review is from: Titanic 2000 (Erotic) [VHS] (VHS Tape)

John P. Fedele's parody of Cameron's Titanic is the first true feature length satire of the over blown and over rated blockbuster. Tammy Parks and Tina Krause heat up this film with some gratitous lesbian scenes. Hey there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Johnny Link is absolutely brilliant as the confused and distrought Willy. A masterpiece of eroticism and comedic genius!