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Titanic 2000 (Erotic) [VHS]

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3 star:		(1)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

This movie is the perfect example of writers and/or producers trying TOO HARD to be funny. The casting is extensive; overly so, as the only worthwhile parts of this film are those involving the beautiful women cast as vampire & prey. They are, in fact, the ONLY redeeming ingredient in this video, but you'll have to wade thru all the lame attempts at comedy to get there!

This video is worth seeing, but only for the beautiful Tina Krause. For this reason alone, I'm giving the video 3 stars, and kudos to its makers. The rest of the movie, though, is pretty lame; I'd have to side with the Apollo Leisure Guide reviewer who says that "the sound is awful, the script mindless and the rest is simply boring" (although this is a little too generous. Sometimes you can tell when these Internet reviewers know a film's producer or director, and are going easy on a film because it was made by a friend.)

John P. Fedele's parody of Cameron's Titanic is the first true feature length satire of the over blown and over rated blockbuster. Tammy Parks and Tina Krause heat up this film with some gratitous lesbian scenes. Hey there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Johnny Link is absolutely brilliant as the confused and distrought Willy. A masterpiece of eroticism and comedic genius!

In the tradition of Mel Brooks and the movie Airplane, hardly! Not even in the same category. Very, very dissapointed. A cheap t and a movie that does nothing more than rip off the Titanic name and all of its memories. Save your money. They probably made back what they paid to make this movie when I made the mistake of buying it.

John P. Fedele's parody of Cameron's Titanic is the first true feature length satire of the over blown and over rated blockbuster. Tammy Parks and Tina Krause heat up this film with some gratitous lesbian scenes. Hey there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Johnny Link is absolutely brilliant as the confused and distrought Willy. A masterpiece of eroticism and comedic genius!