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Titanic 2000: A Vampire's Lust is Unsinkable

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After reading some of the negative comments on this film I had to put in my 2 cents. I watch alot of these movies and I found this one to be very sexy and fun. The acting is good and the cast seems to be making an effort to pull it off. The rock star parody is especialy good, and Tammy Parks is awesome as the vampire. This was a fun movie and I highly recommend it.

this has to be the funniest Vampire movie I have ever watched, it is hillarious,, and the Vampire Lesbian babe is Hot,, and with Tina Krause,, any movie is always smoking ,,, Misty Mundae, was playing a base guitar and sporting a short wig,, but this is the first movie that Misty kept her clothes on, but her smile is priceless; the slapstick humor of egor the Vampire's sidekick is just to die for,, lol,,, If you are Vampire-a-holic, and love Vampire Lesbian babes, and if you are a Tina Krause Fan, this is a must buy for your dvd collection...I give this movie a 5 star rating for humor, a 5 star rating for beautiful women and a 5 star rating for Tina Krause's acting and bodacious body in this movie,, HOT,,, for the weak at heart it is not, The Vampire Lesbian wears a fishnet teddy that is smokin hot,, Here is one Vampire Babe that can bite my neck anytime,, ,,A++++ movie

HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!Filmed In A Cheap Hotel!!!!The Story Of Titanic And A Tale Of Vampires JUst Don`t Mix Good AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Don`t See!And Definately Don`t Buy!It Will Be A Waste Of Your Money!

What more can I say about this horrible mess? Not even the luscious Tammy Parks can save this dumb, poorly made flick. Not nearly enough nudity. Geez. What's the point?

When i first saw this film i thought....GREAT a paraody of Titanic and Vampire movies wrapped loosly around a porno. I was dissapointed. The humor of was poor at best and the stars looked GREAT! but there wasn't enough or varied enough. If you see it...RUN!

The movie is funny and entertaining one. As an parody, this has nothing to see with the 'Titanic' movie (only one or other references are made).

The actresses are really beautifull, the text is cool, and the image quality is cool. The sexys softcore scenes are in low quantity, but they are well made.

There is only one thing that is sometime boring: they used too much chroma key effects, including in scenes that it would not be necessary.

In fact, if you know the genre of movie and or like the Seduction Cinema Releases you can buy it (and review a thousand times). Otherwise, please dont spent your money on it.

AS far as Special effects go it wasn't all that great, the inside of the Titanic other than when it was CGI, looked like it was filmed in a cheap hotel, which I didn't mind because the humor involved was very fun to watch. It was packed with satire (and nudity)! I would recommend to everyone over the age of 18 to watch at least once. I liked this movie & will watch it over and over again!