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Tong Lashing: Sir Apropos of Nothing Book 3 [Mass Market Paperback]

Peter David (Author)
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)


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Sir Apropos of Nothing May 24, 2005
It's hard to find a lesser man than Apropos: a con man, a knave, a scalawag...and those are his finer points. This time, Apropos winds up a stranger in a strange land called "Chinpan," populated by those who speak a different language and live by a code of honor, neither of which Apropos can comprehend. And yet it is here that he begins to examine his life and question whether he can aspire to become more than the hard-bitten cynic he's always been. He may yet be able to find a happy ending among a gentle people who are willing to accept him, faults and all, and he acquires a teacher who may even be able to set him on a road to true enlightenment.

But events conspire to pull Apropos in unexpected and dangerous directions, for his presence in Chinpan does not go unnoticed. What does the mysterious criminal organization known as the Forked Tong want with him? How do their plans tie in or conflict with the criminal Skang Kei family, and their enigmatic leader, Skang Kei Ho? What of the Mingol hordes? And what will be the fate of the Chin clan, including Double Chin, Cleft Chin, Kit Chin, and little Kit Chinette?



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"David mixes ghastliness and giggles deftly and with the near absence of lapsed taste that continues to distinguish the saga as a major feat of contemporary humorous fantasy."

-- "Booklist"

About the Author

Peter David is the New York Times bestselling author of numerous Star Trek novels, including the incredibly popular New Frontier series. In addition, he has also written dozens of other books, including his acclaimed original novel, Sir Apropos of Nothing, and its sequel, The Woad to Wuin.

David is also well known for his comic book work, particularly his award-winning run on The Incredible Hulk. He recently authored the novelizations of both the Spider-Man and Hulk motion pictures.

He lives in New York.


Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback: 432 pages
  • Publisher: Pocket Star (May 24, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0743449134
  • ISBN-13: 978-0743449137
  • Product Dimensions: 6.8 x 4.2 x 1.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.8 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #992,668 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Peter David is the New York Times bestselling author of numerous Star Trek novels, including the incredibly popular New Frontier series. In addition, he has also written dozens of other books, including his acclaimed original novel, Sir Apropos of Nothing, and its sequel, The Woad to Wuin. David is also well known for his comic book work, particularly his award-winning run on The Incredible Hulk. He recently authored the novelizations of both the Spider-Man and Hulk motion pictures.He lives in New York.

 

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars A Conscience?, September 27, 2005
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This review is from: Tong Lashing: Sir Apropos of Nothing Book 3 (Mass Market Paperback)
I enjoyed the first two books in the series immensely for different reasons. The first book, while irreverent, dealt beautifully with the concept of an anti-hero who thinks he is a hero. The second book was just a fun romp with a small bit of soul searching thrown in. The third book in the series, Tong Lashing, lost a lot of the humor of the previous two books and seemed overburdened with an almost high-school goth girl search for meaning in life. I appreciate developing characters as much as the next libriphile (pardon my mixing of Greek and Latin), but Peter David should not have tried to turn his amoral anti-hero into a moral hero in the space of a few hundred pages. Tong Lashing, while humrous at times, will leave you a bit put-off by how much preaching David launches into. I'd still read it because I cannot not finish a series, but don't buy this book. Take a day and sit at Barnes and Noble or borrow it from a friend, but don't buy it.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars The End, For Now, May 3, 2006
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This review is from: Tong Lashing: Sir Apropos of Nothing Book 3 (Mass Market Paperback)
"Tong Lashing" is the third book to feature the anti-hero Apropos of Nothing, along with roughly 115% more puns than is really necessary for anyone's sanity. (David is well-known for deploying both off-the-cuff standard low-brow eye-rolling puns and much more elaborate ones that take half a book to set up.) This current volume takes place in a Davidian emulation of ancient China/Japan (aptly named Chinpan), and Apropos runs afoul of the Forked Tong, the Skang Kei crime family, and the dreaded Anais Ninja clan (headed by the inscrutable Veruh Wang Ho).

David can truly break your heart, though, when he feels like it, which is once per book. And which happens here. The writing is effective, but the books have become very formulaic: pun, pun, snarky observations, Apropos runs away, everyone wants to kill Apropos, Apropos questions whether anti-heroism is an effective philosophy, he tries half-heartedly to do something good and is horrendously punished for it, a villain reveals an unexpected and poignant side, then the big heartbreak scene, and...END.

The page count could've been trimmed easily by dropping a good deal of the relentless internal monologuing over "Am I a good person or not, and is there such a thing as a good person, and why would anyone WANT to be a good person?" and so on.

The author definitely has skills and is not a little daring. I mean, in a single scene featuring three characters (immediately after a climax that some may find borders on troubling territory), he manages to allude to the Christian Holy Trinity, the atomic bombs Fat Man and Little Boy, AND the cult duo of Lone Wolf and Cub. But he needs to shake things up a bit. Every novel he writes, no matter the setting or cast, is largely the same novel. I want to see something different from him for once.

Future adventures of Apropos may not be forthcoming for awhile. David has noted that Pocket Books is not publishing new fantasy novels, but since they have the rights to the existing trilogy, he would have a hard time shopping a fourth book to another publisher. In the meantime, he intends to write some Apropos short stories, but whether those will ever see the light of day is unclear.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars An ending from the land of Kopout, September 9, 2003
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For almost every page, this book delivers. Fans of the first two books will be giddy with joy, for this book has the same goofy puns, the same sardonic narration, and the same ridiculous names a the first two books. Almost every page is full of all the cynical wit that the first two Apropos books delivered. The story builds wonderfully, and then at the very end of the book there are two . . . plot twists. The first might not be as shocking as Apropos finds it, but the second is way over the top. Together, they forge a conclusion so harsh and sudden, it feels as if the author just gave up. It is as if your favorite football team is winning the Super Bowl, and then they suddenly forfeit and leave .

Other readers may find the ending of "Tong Lashing" rather, well, apropos; but Apropos - and the reader- deserved something better.

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Totally soaked and certain I would die as I desperately clung to a piece of driftwood, alone in a raging sea while the vessel I'd booked passage on slid to a watery grave, I couldn't help but consider that there was very little upside in playing games of chance with creatures of pure, unremitting evil. Read the first page
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Forked Tong, Double Chin, Skang Kei, Chinpan Ali, Itso Esi, Lun Chin, Cleft Chin, Kit Chinette, King Runcible, Captain Stout, Doubting Tomas, Port Debras, West Gate, Rex Reggis, Grand Jetty, Magic Maestro
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