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Too Beautiful for You: Tales of Improper Behavior [Hardcover]

Rod Liddle (Author)
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December 28, 2004
An ambitious fiction debut filled with lust, longing, and moral depravity.

The tales in Too Beautiful for You, Rod Liddle’s dazzling debut, sweep readers into the lives of characters whose sexual frustrations and deviant desires lead them to the very edge of acceptable behavior—and sometimes way beyond.

In a mischievous, macabre tale about a man who loses his arm in an accident on the way back from an assignation, Liddle shows just how far a husband will go to hide his infidelity from his wife. Another philandering husband, operating much closer to home, doesn’t let fleeting pangs of guilt curtail his hunger for the sexual treats proffered by his mother-in-law. Bizarre happenings are not confined to the sexually adventuresome: one woman notices that her skin is hardening into a sort of insect carapace after she uses a depilatory gel; a suicide bomber is forced to acknowledge his abysmal failure as a terrorist when he tries to blow up a Jewish art gallery with a package of trout; and a man planning to jump out a window finds some of his colleagues all too ready to assist him.

Liddle presents his panoply of misfits and miscreants without passing judgment. The passions they harbor and the acts they commit may be shocking and scandalous, but Liddle shows that these hapless men and women are not so very different from the rest of us. Sharp-witted, sexy, and psychologically astute, Too Beautiful for You breaks through literary and social taboos with style and humor, reminiscent of the early work of Martin Amis.

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Maxim meets Friends in this blithely irreverent story collection from British media's most unrepentant bad boy. Liddle, the former editor of a popular BBC radio show, recently aired the details of his rancorous divorce in the press; his journalist wife has also notoriously attacked him in print. All this comes as a fitting buildup to Liddle's debut, a collection of spicy, depraved tales loosely revolving around a clique of young Londoners who bungle their lives in pitifully sordid and vapid ways. Obsessed with the shallowest recesses of the male mind, Liddle makes much use of silly hyperbole that, while enjoyably frothy in spurts, should've been corralled by a tough editor. "The Long, Long Road to Uttoxeter" stretches thin as it chronicles the life-threatening depths to which a cheating man will sink while trying to deceive his wife. In "Sometimes Eating Marmite," yet another adulterer is spied in the act by an eclectic crowd of blips on the cultural radar; in "What the Thunder Said," a man shags his mother-in-law in the bushes while his wife fetches ice cream. Maybe this saucy set of tawdry tales will entertain bored commuters, but it won't satisfy anyone who's looking for something truly shocking from a bad boy: introspection.
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Review

Advance praise for Too Beautiful for You:

“Perverse and somewhat depraved, Rod Liddle’s fiction is a sexy but not too beautiful montage of what happens when people succumb to their urges and fantasies without considering the consequences."
—James Frey, author of A MILLION LITTLE PIECES

Praise for the British edition:

“Exuberant, witty, clever . . . quite brilliant . . . a formidable talent.”
The Daily Telegraph

“Crude, entertaining, sex-obsessed, well-briefed, highly competent and energetic.”
Evening Standard (London)

“The jokes are crisp, the prose is intelligent, the comic energy a potent mixture of satire and furious yet restrained snarling . . . the stories are immensely readable and entertaining.”
The Times (London)

“These are burstingly funny stories, tapping straight into the heart of our worst urban hypocrisies and self-delusions . . . Liddle has given me a very good time.”
—Jonathan Myerson for the The Independent on Sunday

“An amazing debut collection: surreal, outrageous stories that are only just within the bounds of good taste, but keenly perceptive and laugh-out-loud funny.”
The Bookseller

“This is a book to relish—devastating social satire delivered with considerable style.”
Daily Mail

“Ingeniously sordid.”
Liverpool Daily Post

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Doubleday; 1 edition (December 28, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0385513089
  • ISBN-13: 978-0385513081
  • Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.8 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 13.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,437,100 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4.0 out of 5 stars Cynical and witty., December 7, 2008
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Rod Liddle, Too Beautiful for You: Tales of Improper Behavior (Doubleday, 2003)

Twelve generally interrelated tales of everything from Keystone Kops-style slapstick to almost Kafkaesque magic realism. The majority focus on some sort of sexual misconduct or other (the major exception, oddly, being the book's first tale, which is nothing more than a shaggy dog joke that is, to be fair, exceptionally well set up). Liddle has good comic timing and knows how to pull an idea out to its logically absurd conclusion (the book's best story, "The Long, Long Road to Uttoxeter", is a perfect example of this, with a man trying frantically to come up with an excuse for an infidelitous jaunt when he becomes involved in a nasty rail accident and loses his right arm on the way home). There did seem to be a few times when an editor might have been able to snap stories into better shape, but what's here is certainly worth reading if you like your humor with a dash of the perverse and a jaundiced eye towards twentysomethings. *** ½
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent, Erotic and hilaiously sick..., February 3, 2005
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The best book I have read in months...Rod Liddle's book is a gem.
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