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Artie Lange (Author), Anthony Bozza (Author), Howard Stern (Foreword)
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This debut memoir from the comedian best known as Howard Stern's radio show sidekick is scrappy, funny, tumultuous and profane, just like its author. Lange, a self-proclaimed fat guy with a heroin problem, is difficult to love, but easy to like, his shaggy-dog life story full of derogatory self-awareness and cheerful vulgarity (often in the form of casual profanity and sexism). Many episodes from this life story will be familiar to Stern listeners, including the infamous "Pig Story," wherein Lange snorts cocaine while in full pig costume on the set of television's MADtv. Less familiar to fans will be a sobering account of Lange's suicide attempt and fond childhood memories of his beloved father. Lange's outrageous and horrific behavior involves prostitution, jail time and several trips to rehab; perhaps the saddest recurring theme is the frequency with which Lange thanks someone who's helped him, only to reveal that that person is no longer a part of his life. Glossing over Lange's penchant for alienating people is just one oversight that keeps this warts-and-all memoir from feeling fully honest. Still, for those with a taste for his aggressive, self-loathing brand of humor will find this volume full of compulsively readable stories. Photos.
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“A very funny man.”–David Letterman
“A comedy treasure…One of the funniest guys there is…The pride of New Jersey.” –Jimmy Kimmel

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Spiegel & Grau; 7th ptg edition (November 11, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0385526563
  • ISBN-13: 978-0385526562
  • Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 6.1 x 1.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.3 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (270 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #74,773 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Artie Lange didn't replace Jackie Martling, he replaced Sam Kinison, February 22, 2009
This review is from: Too Fat to Fish (Hardcover)
I picked up TOO FAT TO FISH, the autobiography of comedian and HOWARD STERN SHOW cast member Artie Lange, expecting to flip-read it. But, starting with a funny introduction from Stern that Lange matches or exceeds laugh-per-page for the rest of the book, TOO FAT TO FISH did not leave my hands until I read every word.

Despite Stern's introduction, Artie Lange does not say much about his work on the radio show in TOO FAT TO FISH until the last couple of chapters. But Lange and coauthor Anthony Bozza hold your attention throughout the pre-Stern years with tales of the comedian's charmed life. I say "charmed life" because, despite Lange's tendencies toward alcohol/drug abuse, gambling, overeating, and angry outbursts, a world of family and friends - even show-business friends - watch his back. There are a number of touching moments, especially regarding his parents. Prepare to choke up as Artie Lange realizes the only difference between homeless drug addicts and him is the support of those who loved this 296-lb. prodigal son. Nonetheless, even reflections such as that lead to some of the funniest comments in TOO FAT TO FISH thanks to Lange's ability to laugh at himself, wisecracking his way through the details of his darkest moments.

Howard Stern hired Artie Lange on his radio show in 2001 after joke whiz Jackie Martling left. But the void Lange filled best was that of Sam Kinison, a regular HOWARD STERN SHOW guest whose combination of comic talent, substance abuse problems and volatile personality made for hours of compelling radio until his untimely 1992 death.

While there are not as many HOWARD STERN SHOW-related anecdotes as you may expect, TOO FAT TO FISH has a number of celebrity stories. For example, Artie Lange's work with the likes of Tom Cruise and Chevy Chase result in two of his most memorable tales about the ups and downs of the entertainment industry.

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4.0 out of 5 stars too fat to fish, December 2, 2008
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My husband and I both really like the book so far. It's touching and sad and funny as hell too. If you love Artie you will love the book!! great read!!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Waaaah, I'm a druggie!, December 1, 2008
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Pleasantly surprised by this effort by Stern cast member Artie Lange. Though it loses steam in the last chapter, the book is a fun and easy read, making you laugh and occasionally may have you shedding a tear or two. This is no Pullitzer-prize winning piece of literature, but if you're a fan of Lange and the Stern Show, you'll get more than your money's worth in this book.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Funny.
I found Artie Lange's book to be sobering while funny at the same time. In light of the terrible things that has happened with Artie, this book takes on a whole new light. Read more
Published 6 days ago by Douglas Brown

5.0 out of 5 stars Not your usual Bio.
Ive never been a big fan of autobiography's by actors. They are always the same story (and so is this one) but I dont know, this is one great book. Read more
Published 24 days ago by Miguel

4.0 out of 5 stars artie's book is good
very honest, touching, sad, funny. if you are a fan of sterns show or just artie this book will entertain. Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Love & Miss Artie!!!
As a long time Stern listener (20+ years) when Artie joined the show - it was like listening it to the first time again! Read more
Published 3 months ago by Teresa J. Harden

4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
This book is really funny. At times you feel sorry for Artie, but can't help laughing at his stories and the situations he gets himself into.
Published 3 months ago by Francis Frost

5.0 out of 5 stars So entertaining!
I could listen/read Artie's stories for hours and hours. This book is a quick and VERY entertaining read! If you're a fan of the show you will love this book. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Farrah Jackson

4.0 out of 5 stars Too fat to fish
The book was really funny in parts and really depressing in parts. I feel for the man. I thought the book was well written and I had no problem following the book in my car. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Mike Marzucco

5.0 out of 5 stars Poor Artie
As all fans of Artie know, he tried to end his life and has not been heard from since December 09. He is an enigma that we will eventually lose. Read more
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book was in great condition and a fast delivery.... :) this book is really good.... you laugh and cry within a few minutes of eachother.... great insight on artie's life
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5.0 out of 5 stars Too Fat To Fish
This book was incredible. It was honest and gritty. Artie is a great guy who just can't seem to get away from his deamons. I cried and I laughed in this book. Read more
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