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Too Lazy to Work, Too Nervous to Steal: How to Have a Great Life as a Freelance Writer [Hardcover]

John Clausen (Author)
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February 2001
Author John Clausen shows readers how to turn their love of writing into a moneymaking business. They'll learn that freelancing is about more than just knowing how to string words into sentences and sentences into paragraphs. Clausen shows how a person's life experiences, friends, hobbies, skills - even former employers - all come into play to make a career in freelance writing. Too Lazy to Work, Too Nervous to Steal takes writers through the process of becoming a freelancer one step at a time, from getting organized and getting an attitude to finding and keeping an "anchor client," earning an honest buck, spending it smartly and overcoming unexpected challenges. Clausen shows them how to: develop a realistic business plan, design a system and live with it, find an "anchor client," market their services, and deliver the goods every time. His friendly, funny style - a cross between a pep rally, a workshop, stand-up comedy, and good old-fashioned storytelling - will get readers prepared and keep them inspired, enabling them to live their dream and succeed.


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This affable book about freelance writing champions two winning aspects of working without a boss: first, your time is your own, and second, there's no cap on your salary. Of course, there's no minimum wage, either, as anyone who has taken on an unprofitable project can surely attest. Author John Clausen happens to be a freelancer extraordinaire with a knack for direct mail and other promotions (though he's also written newspaper and magazine articles, advertising copy, and, obviously, books). He generously shares the wisdom gleaned from his many freelancing experiences, and those of many of his colleagues, regaling us with a remarkable array of freelancing adventures along the way. Clausen's formula? Among other things, "get an attitude" (read: demand big paychecks), find an anchor client, spend half your time scouting for more work, and "don't get sloppy." As a freelancer, he says, every time you are hired, your work will be scrutinized anew; it must always be topnotch and completed by deadline. Don't fret. Almost any writer, he says, "even a marginally talented one, can make a living as a freelancer if he or she will approach the profession with a businesslike attitude, positive thinking, and a sense of humor and fun." --Jane Steinberg

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"The simple fact is that almost any writer (even a marginally talented one) can make a living as a freelancer...if he or she will approach the profession with a business-like attitude, positive thinking, and a sense of humor and fun." -- John Clausen

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Writer's Digest Books (February 2001)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 089879997X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0898799972
  • Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 6 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 15.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #475,103 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

John Clausen is a 30-year veteran editor and freelance writer whose clients have included: The Christian Science Monitor, Hearst Magazines, USA Today, Penthouse magazine, Computerworld, Billboard, The Hollywood Reporter, Adventure Journal, World Press Review, The New York Daily News Sunday Magazine, San Francisco Magazine, Animals Magazine, Harper's Weekly, Mother Earth News, Golfweek, Sport, Nation's Business and several other national and regional publications.

His book "Too Lazy to Work, Too Nervous to Steal: How to have a great life as a freelance writer" was the Writer's Digest Book Club Main Selection and is still available in bookstores and the Internet.

He has worked as a reporter on weekly and daily newspapers in Arizona and Kansas, edited several magazines, owned a California-based advertising agency, taught classes in journalism and advertising and worked as a ghostwriter. He is a regular contributor to Bold Life magazine, as well as to Fine Books & Collections magazine. He holds a degree in Journalism from the University of Arizona, as well as a Masters Degree in Creative Writing from Antioch University in Yellow Springs, Ohio.

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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful
Excellent! July 26, 2001
Format:Hardcover
John Clausen's book is excellent. It is both entertaining and informative.

Every chapter contains a bit of wisdom in the writing field and a small personal story that tugs the reader along for the ride. I've found most "How-To" books dull and unimpressive. Clausen's book is neither. I was entranced from the opening to the end.

As a comparison, I've read "Stephen King's On Writing" this month as well, and Clausen's book, was far more entertaining and informative. Where King would include endless pages of self-dramatizing autobiography, Clausen would wax poetic with stories about writers, which actually relate to the message he is trying to convey in each chapter.

It is not often that I can pick up a non-fiction book and laugh until I fall out of my chair, and learn something in the process. Clausen's book accomplished this feat.

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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful
Rehashed hash June 26, 2001
Format:Hardcover
John Clausen's book is helpful only to those would-be freelance writers who have never read one single issue of Writer's Digest magazine. He offers pablum instead of honest to goodness advice.

While I don't doubt Clausen's ability to spin a good tale, this is supposed to be a book that gives how-to's. But every time he gets into waters where you anticipate solid advice, he breaks into another chorus of "I know this guy who made good money doing..."

If the rating were based on story-telling ability, Clausen would get five stars. But if you are looking for solid, firm advice that can really help you earn money, this book is practically worthless.

Save yourself the money and buy a copy of Writer's Market instead. You won't regret it.

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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
You'll love this book April 2, 2001
Format:Hardcover
I read every how-to book for writers I can get my hands on, and this is the most entertaining I've ever read.If you are a freelance writer or want to be one, you'll find inspiration, motivation, sensible advice, and great ideas here. Highly recommended.
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If you are looking for "hard core" instruction into the world of freelance writing, TOO LAZY TO WORK, TOO NERVOUS TO STEAL, by John Clausen may not be the right book for you. Read more
Published on April 17, 2007 by Monty Rainey
Clever title, clever thinker
John Clausen is a wonderful thinker and writer and this book abounds in creative ideas on how to have fun and make money. Read more
Published on November 10, 2005 by BuzS
Have A Great Life As a Freelance Writer... In under a week?
I'm an English major at the University of Texas at Austin with a
journalism background. I have to thank John Clausen for writing "Too Nervous To Steal...". Read more
Published on March 31, 2004 by Kevin Callahan
Different from most, if not all
Other books have that same message: "You CAN get into freelance writing."

I've read many of those. Read more

Published on November 13, 2003 by TheCafeWriter
As a writer, I wish I could have given it a higher rating...
I am familiar with John Clausen as a writer of direct mail. I also appreciate anyone who is willing to share their expertise in the business of writing. Read more
Published on October 23, 2002 by G. Maxwell
Get this book.
If you are an aspiring freelance writer, this is the book you should have. Get it. John Clausen has crystallized his 20+ years of experience into this incredibly entertaining and... Read more
Published on January 1, 2002 by Tony Rush
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John Clausen is the "Bridget Jones" of the writing world. Wedged in the midst of Clausen's stories that'll make you laugh out loud is some of the greatest and most... Read more
Published on May 25, 2001 by Melissa Milich
Great motivation.
John Clausen, a North Dakota farm boy whose earlier careers also included mobile home delivery man and carnival barker, found his calling as a freelance writer, and has become one... Read more
Published on May 1, 2001 by Paul Wattles
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