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Torture the Artist [Kindle Edition]

Joey Goebel
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Book Description

Vincent Spinetti is the archetypal tortured artist—a sensitive young writer who suffers from alienation, parental neglect, poverty, depression, alcoholism, illness, nervous breakdowns, and unrequited love. However, he is unaware that these torments are due to the secret manipulations of New Renaissance, an experimental organization that hopes to improve mindless main-stream culture by raising writers who emphasize artistic quality over commerce.
New Renaissance hires ex-musician Harlan Eiffler to manipulate its most promising prodigy, Vincent. Wickedly antisocial and disgusted by what passes for entertainment in the twenty-first century, Harlan ensures that Vincent remains a true artist. He poses as Vincent’s manager and nurtures his career, all the while continuing to
torture him.
Smart, funny, and poignant, Torture the Artist examines the timeless idea that true art can only result from suffering.
“If you could bottle Joey Goebel's imagination and sell it by the glass, we'd all be in rehab. Torture the Artist – which addresses the premise that art, like grapes in a wine press, can be squeezed out of an artist by various torments – is as full of surprises as a brand new vintage, and Joey Goebel is the wunderkind of contemporary American fiction.”
– Ed McClanahan, author of The Natural Man and Famous
People I Have Known

“In Torture the Artist, Joey Goebel performs a mad exorcism on the society of the spectacle, unearthing the secrets of the American dream, doing it with the inventiveness of a twenty-first-century Mark Twain fueled by love and sorrow.”
Peter Plate, author of Fogtown and Police and Thieves

“Wickedly ingenious…Goebel's ebulliently funny writing sparkles off the page. He's created a whole, living, breathing world, filled with vividly sympathetic souls, and deliciously evil ones…one of the most interesting and engaging books I've read in a while, a smart, witty, deeply moving parable about the things we do for art -- and for love.”
Caroline Leavitt, Boston Globe

“So as Fitzgerald tagged his generation’s excesses and delusions in The Great Gatsby and Bret Easton Ellis did the same in the 1980s with Less Than Zero, Goebel grabs the Zeitgeist by the nape of the neck and gives it a good twirl in Torture the Artist…hilarious, anarchic, and – this is no faint praise – adolescent.”
Pages Magazine

“…lively new novel…[with] well-drawn characters and smooth, highly readable prose.”
– Baltimore City Paper

“Surprisingly funny, anything-but-predictable story…This novel, a pointed commentary on the media machine that continuously grinds away at our culture, is by turns hilarious, thought-provoking, chilling, and sad. Goebel (The Anomolies) is a quirky, fresh, and relevant voice for our time.”
Library Journal STARRED review

“…a trip down the dark side of creativity…[Goebel] is one of the fresh young voices in contemporary fiction. Although he’s only 24, his writing and perceptiveness is that of a more seasoned writer. Keep an eye on this talented author.”
Kentucky Monthly


“If Franz Kafka had lived into the 21st century and were as funny as Jon Stewart, he might have written a novel something like Torture the Artist…[with] wonderfully funny dialogue and observations, written in flawlessly crafted sentences that make you want to phone up like-minded friends and say, ‘Listen to this. Have you ever heard anything more perfect?’”
Courier-Journal

“Goebel takes his strange characters on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, through a world filled with a strange brew of cynicism, satire, humor and real affection, a bizarre combination of imagination, artifice and insanity.”
Curledup.com

“Torture The Artist is a great piece of writing that will stick with you long after the last page is turned… another great book from this young author. And I can hope that we have more like this in the future from Goebel…no one is really writing stories like he is.”
Indieworkshop.com


Product Details

  • File Size: 483 KB
  • Print Length: 265 pages
  • Publisher: MP Publishing Limited; 1 edition (April 12, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B001S2R3VI
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26 of 29 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Paradise Found. Paradise Lost. October 28, 2004
Format:Hardcover
A wealthy media mogul with too much money and little time left to live hatches an unusual scheme: to bring true creativity back in all art forms, writing, music, etc. Under the aegis of New renaissance, the company posits that a group of young creative geniuses can be isolated during their formative years and carefully educated in the arts, at the same time undergoing systematic deprivation of the happiness most people enjoy, resulting in a surplus of angst-generated creativity such as the world has never seen.

Enter six-year old Vincent, one of 457 children chosen for the New Renaissance Academy. Each child is assigned a handler, a reverse "guardian angel"; Vincent's handler is Harlan Eiffler, a 28-year old cynic whose job is to thwart every opportunity for happiness and direct Vincent's creative flow. Vincent dances to the music of his puppeteer, churning out plays, screenplays, musical arrangements and novels, all well-received by the public. New Renaissance is making a fortune. Vincent's work is brilliant, even though his personal life is in a shambles, eventually reaching critical mass.

But humanity is what it is and this is essentially an experiment fraught with pitfalls and doomed to fail. One day Vincent and Harlan find themselves staring across an abyss, face to face with revelations that change their relationship forever, bitter truths colliding after years of subterfuge and dishonesty. Paradise Lost.

Torture the Artist is a difficult novel to describe. The closest I can come is a combination of incendiary superhero comics with subtle shades of pornography, along with the naiveté of childhood, the images as bold as the strokes of the cartoon artist's pen.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Deeply Thought Provoking Novel May 12, 2005
By Groucho
Format:Hardcover
Torture The Artist is a deeply entertaining and engaging novel that reads like a manifesto without crossing the boundaries of elitism. It is the Surrealist Manifesto for the Internet Generation, as written by Harmony Korine.

Goebel manages to create full and fascinating characters and throws them in situations that he neither apologizes for nor takes too lightly. Vincent and Harlan are deeply sympathetic, fully realized characters whose greatest ambitions seem to always be just of reach, be it love, ambition, dreams, etc. This is a novel about a society beaten down and suffocated by corporations bent on eliminating art from entertainment, and the petty, often fruitless, attempts by artists to put the dreaded A word back into the mainstream.

The story is well paced and always engaging. And we grow to truly care about these characters whenever the world takes a crap on them-especially Vincent, whose parade, if I may use this dreaded cliché, is constantly being rained on.

As a writer, Goebel has matured to shocking heights. His previous outing, The Anomalies, is as well written and in your face, but this novel reads as though it was his third or even fourth book. He took a quantum leap from The Anomalies to Torture the Artist, and I can't wait to read his next book.

If you have any sense of longing for the days in which entertainment brightened the mind instead of dimming it, then this book is definitely for you.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Intriguing! November 29, 2011
Format:Hardcover
I have never read anything quite like this book! I almost quit after 20 pages, but decided to pursue it, anyway. Two of my favorite passages are on pages 79 and 129. If for no other reason, the precision of these two passages make the book an A list reader. To have a 24 year old author write this book, blows me away! If only all 24 year olds could write like this, I would feel we were a nation to be dealt with! Fascination on a whole new level!
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5.0 out of 5 stars It Makes Perfect Sense November 3, 2010
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The book is well written. It has so many deep and thought provoking moments in it, quotes you find yourself writing down. If you love music, and are finding it very hard to find anything worth listening to on the radio, watching anything on tv, then this is the one for you. It's not a light read, it's depressing and it's tearfully awful at times, but it's meant to be. And I appreciate it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars My new favorite Author!!! September 13, 2010
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From the first page of this book, it pulled me in and I forget the rest of the world, in turn getting sucked into the world of Harlan Eiffler and Vincent Spinetti, the two main characters! I have to say, Joey Goebel is now my favorite author. It is great to read a book that has originality. I have also received "The Anomolies" and "Commonwealth." I cannot wait to read them too!
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3.0 out of 5 stars Too dark for me April 2, 2014
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
To be fair, I didn't pick this book for myself. It was a book club selection. It isn't something I would have selected for myself and I know that skews my opinion.

Harlan is an adrift college graduate when he receives an excellent job offer with the opportunity to make good money. The only catch? He must torture a gifted young boy to earn his keep. While the "company" has lofty goals of improving the quality of art and entertainment in the world, they plan to do so by torturing young prodigies with the expectation that pain inspires great art.

While an interesting concept and relatively well written, I found this book simply too dark, cynical, and snarky for my own tastes. I found it frustrating that the author seemed to demean pop culture while at the same time having an intimate relationship with it.

If I'm honest I didn't enjoy the majority of the book, but it did have a somewhat satisfying conclusion.
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