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As is said on this CD, these guys are just fooling around but still rock harder than many bands out there that take themselves totally serious. It's blazing, heavy, loud, and entertaining on a humorous level. If you are one of those metalheads who's totally serious about everything, this is not for you. But, if you still manage to maintain a little sense of humor, you might just like it. After all, It's Totally Broooo-Talll!!!!

I found out about cd in my receommendation section. I was like 'why hasn't anyone thought to do this before?' Well, these guys did. Or this guy rather. This reminds me of the Dethklok album which also was pretty much just one dude making all the music. Anyway, this is a delightful romp through fields of pure brutality. A little bit thrash, a little bit metalcore. I'm not a huge fan of Metalcore but it is enjoyable here. After all, it's Arnold! The only thing that was missing was a song about Ricter "see you at the party Ricter!" But I heard the new album that is coming out soon will have a Ricter song and a Bennet song. "Chill out Bennet!" Other than that this has just about every Arnold moment you could want in a album about Arnold.(Maybe there will be a song about Arnold carrying a child. I hope not but there would be chuckles all around if there was.
Anyway, this is a great album and fans of metal and/or Arnold will love it. It's a great buy if you like your metal hard and brutal.
P.s. Screw you! Screw you!Screw you Benny!
P.p.s. Was Arnold really pregnant in a movie? Who was the pothead that though that would make a good movie? Ok Im done.

The best of Arnold in a heavy metal album, what more could any metal head want. Truly origional and amazing concept, I hope Austrian Death Machine is around for a long time.

This cd, created by Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying is the ultimate tribute to the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger. This cd is packed with hilarious tracks including lines from classic Arnie films as lyrics. Heavy guitar riffs and solo's are included, and great drums. This cd is a must have for everyone, even if you don't like metal, because it is a very funny cd.

This album was developed purely as an amusing tribute to the movies of Arnie, brutal breakdowns, shredding solos (and yes, they are incredible solos!) and roaring vocals with singalong choruses. On this, it succeeds tremendously, Tim Lambesis shows huge talent and versatility and it is amazing to think he created each of these songs in only an hour! The Arnie impersonator perhaps needs to work on his act but I think the over the top, stereotypical impersonation actually enhances the comic value of the album!

As for the haters who insist this is a rip off of Arnocorps, have you even listened to Arnocorps, crappy punk compared to brutal thrash/metalcore! Fact remains that yes, the whole album is a ripoff, of some extremely entertaining 80's and 90's movies, it's a comedy album that happens to have talent, don't make it out to somehow be offensive!! Grow a pair, get a a sense of humour and enjoy an extremely well done comedy album!

This is a great metalcore album, and especially if you love As I Lay Dying, because Tim does all of the arrangements,and has some special guest guitarists on for the ride such as Adam for Killswitch Engage. This paradies Arnold like theres no tomorrow, its freaking funny. I any fan metalcore, and Arnold should give this a listen to. It fast, it sounds brutal, its funny! You think all the songs sound the same? Of course they sound the same, because they all sound BRUTAL!!!!!

...but it's soo broo-tall! I swear the first time I heard "who is your daddy" I laughed till I cried. Best songs IMO are 'come with me if you want to live" and of course "get to the choppa"!!

Buy it!

This album is a joke. Yet it is better than 99% of music you hear on the radio today, and stands up with the better metal music out there currently.

It's a very funny album, and it hits that demographic that loves heavy/thrash metal and Arnold action movies (which is a surprisingly large demographic). The music really good, good enough that I listen to it while working out. Will get you pumped up

If you love Arnold, Metal and have a sense of humor you MUST own this album. This is one of the best records I have heard in some time. WHY? Because it's fresh! A concept executed so utterly perfect I can't help but listen to this over and over. Please give it a spin.

This album is awesome. I don't understand alot of the bad comments people post. Some might not like the record and/or dislike Chad's impersonation of the "Gummibear of Candycornia". To them I say, why dissect every single thing. It's meant to be funny, have sence of humor.

Some of my favorite songs are: It's Not A Tumor, If It Bleeds We Can Kill It, Come With Me If You Wa...Well, all the songs are awesome.

To those of you who think this record isn't worth checking out, think again. There is alot of brutal thrash in this album. Sure the lyrics are cheesy, but that's how it's supposed to be.

Like this review states: LONG LIVE THE DEATH MACHINE!!!