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Totally Nude Yoga & Tai Chi

5 star:		(5)
4 star:		(3)
3 star:		(0)
2 star:		(2)
1 star:		(12)

 

 

Only slightly more exciting than "virtual fireplace". Seriously bad, horrible, annoying transition effects - the screen goes to blinging white every thirty seconds, horrible lighting - you just don't use red gels for a relaxing yoga scene - and nearly zero action. the "advanced weapons" portions of the tai chi was outright laughable...a bunch of strippers posing clumsily with obvious prop weapons...

The girls are well-built, any one of them could place in a miss trailer park pageant, but not one of them knows what she is doing or even looks asian for that matter. A few of them are sporting dragon tatoos, if that counts for anything. Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those martial arts purists (I've alway felt that self defense is best learned by barfighting) but even I was insulted by the performances.

I bought this DVD because I have an enormous TV I never use and wanted something to run constantly and in the background. I figured naked women was more interesting than fish, but this DVD challenges that theory. Even if you aren't looking at it, the lighting and transition effects create an uncomfortable atmosphere in the room. Everybody involved with this DVD (except the models) should be shot.

It fails for atmosphere, fails for vouyerism (get totally nude aerobics instead), fails as instructional material and fails as performance art. Just a waste of time and money.

This video delivers in neither the porn category nor the Yoga/Thai Chi category. So, as advertised, it basically a worthless video. However, on the unintentional comedy scale ... it rates a 10! Picture it in your minds eye: buck naked blondes and brunettes with silicone inflated breasts, deadly serious, staring each other ... with swords. Could you script something more inane? I know that this was expecting too much, but I was hoping, from a guy's perspective, that this video would be a solid workout with a little pizzaz. Instead, I have a stripped (pun intended) down version of the Three Stooges. Don't waste your money.

Yes, the girls are naked but there is smoke and they are on a turntable that keeps moving around so it really isn't that much to see what with the plastic trees and things getting in the way of the view.
The lighting is poor. It is sort of yoga but not really. The tai chi is even worse. Partially nude women with swords dancing around. I didn't find it sexy or even slightly interesting. It's not even good enough to say it is boring. It is less than boring.

First off, I am not qualified to say whether this DVD contains actual Yoga & Tai Chi. According to the credits, it was put together by some people who knew what they were doing. Whether that's true is not something I can vouch for.

What I CAN say is that this DVD fulfilled the purpose I bought it for. I actually do my own workout, but I like to do it while watching this DVD. It serves as "motivation" for me. In that area, there is no doubt that the DVD succeeds.

All of the women in both the Yoga & Tai Chi workouts range between very attractive & drop-dead gorgeous. All of them have immaculate & athletic bodies. For me, whether it's genuine Yoga & Tai Chi or not, the main feature is its erotic approach. The nudity is uninhibited & natural. You never have any of the women attempting to cover / hide any part of their bodies.

So, depending on what you're after, this DVD may or may not be for you. If you're really into Yoga / Tai Chi you may want to view it first before buying. If you're just a fan of nude workouts in general, this one is a can't miss!

If you were going to buy this DVD for the instructional value, buy something else. On the other hand, if you wanted it for the erotic value, once again buy something else. This DVD is a huge disappointment. An actual yoga instruction video (minus the clothing) would have been so much better. True, the women are flexible, but there is no instruction format and the boredom sets in quickly. It could be titled nudity with no sex and no point. The tai chi portion is so bad is doesn't deserve to be rated at all. It consists of a group of nude women who may have watched tai chi at a park once. Save your money for a real yoga instruction video, or real porn, because this falls in neither category. Don't they watch this stuff before they try to sell it?

I have two motivations for picking this up. The first was to see athletic women working out in the nude. The second was to maybe be able to get my wife to use it. I'm not a hairy armpit on women sort of guy. I want to see women who are more than attractive. But these women, they aren't attractive women, they are homely women who have no flesh on their body except for the really bad ball shaped fake breasts in front. If you don't mind bad fake breasts on anorexic women my guess is you still won't be satisfied with these videos because they don't give a real payoff. It's not pornograpy, it's not art, it's not a sensual erotic tasteful workout. It's too bad, the potential for something like this done right would be exciting, but don't count on this one.

The yoga was very sensuous, yet funny when you're with a bunch of people that you can make amusing comments with. The women in the yoga part were absolutely magnificent.. very natural and beautiful.

The Tai Chi part was the really funny part. The girls had probably never even heard of Tai Chi before. It was like the director said "Act like a snake".. and they did. However, the girls were sub-quality.. some fake body parts and out of shape. VERY funny though!

This DVD contains beautiful women performing yoga and Tai Chi exercises in the nude, with the lighting, decorations etc giving this a very high-class and artsy feeling. It is obviously not meant to exercise by, which is probably what caused other raters to low-rank it. However, if you enjoy the subtle eroticism of nude women exercising, you will definitely enjoy this 2 hour DVD. The yoga hour shows 3 women in more revealing poses than the Tai Chi hour, which features 5 women. Highly recommended! My wife enjoys watching this DVD, too. If you like this, also consider Totally Nude Aerobics.

The girls look like they're sleeping. Although, one stroked the shoulder of the other. It's like Chinese water tourture. Doesn't seem to have much to do with yoga. The colors are washed out and soft. I did enjoy the other offering here on amazon, Nude Yoga and Tai Chi. A much better DVD with real instruction. I rate this sequel a zzzzzz.

As a heterosexual man you can get your rocks off a couple of times to hair spray headed translocated 80's porn chicks and their silicone jugs doing nothing impressive, as well as the dingbat narrating lady's cheap voice, but like any cheap self pleasuring video, it eventually will insult your intelligence

That's about all, which is really dissapointing because the real serious female yogis are the hottest women in the world, I mean that -- and it's sad they can't get someone like Jennifer Kries or just about any experienced yoga women who normally do clothed yoga and make it so it is a total genitalia exposure nude yoga and with the same concise matter-of-fact instructions on how to do yoga right!