30 Totally Weirdest Books on Amazon.com

A Listmania! list by Guy Montag "Bookfail.com"
The list author says: "Ever come across a book that made you shake your head in disbelief? Something with a title so incredibly asinine and laughable that it made you wonder how the book ever made to publishing? This Listmania is dedicated to exactly such breed of weird books, featuring Amazon's weirdest and most ridiculous book titles."
Zen of Farting
1.  Zen of Farting by Carl Japikse
The list author says:
  "A book about the spiritual lessons of flatulence by a Buddhist teacher with a conspicuous name."
$10.78   Used & New from: $1.85
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)

How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
2.  How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men by Adam Quan
The list author says:
  "A dating advice book tailored to a very specific segment of the population.."
Used & New from: $28.99
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)

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The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks
3.  The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks by Karl Marks
The list author says:
  "Another book full of dating advice, written for a much larger group of readers."
$11.11   Used & New from: $0.01
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (88 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life
4.  English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life by Sterling Johnson
The list author says:
  "This should be required reading material for passing the US Citizenship Exam.  Now that's a good ****ing idea!"
$8.99   Used & New from: $0.01
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (44 customer reviews)

Do It Yourself Coffin for Pets (Schiffer Book for Woodworkers Who Want to Be Buried in Their)
5.  Do It Yourself Coffin for Pets (Schiffer Book for Woodworkers Who Want to Be Buried in Their) by Jeffrey B. Snyder
The list author says:
  "Another good example of thinking outside the box when it comes to surviving these tough economic times."
$11.63   Used & New from: $4.89
2.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

How to Shit in the Woods, Second Edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
6.  How to Shit in the Woods, Second Edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art by Kathleen Meyer
The list author says:
  "A straight-faced guide to doing something most of the inhabitants of this planet know how to do instinctively from the day they are born - expel feces."
Used & New from: $0.01
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)

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How to Pee Standing Up: Tips for Hip Chicks
7.  How to Pee Standing Up: Tips for Hip Chicks by Anna Skinner
The list author says:
  "Surprise: this books isn't actually about peeing standing up, which just goes to show that today's women are perfectly content with sitting down to pee."
$11.70   Used & New from: $0.01
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)

Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does
8.  Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does by David Icke
The list author says:
  "A dead-serious, non-fiction work that claims an extraterrestrial reptilian race to have controlled the world for thousands of years. The author's main line of thinking seems to be that, if it's possible that we're being naive and misled, it must be true."
$23.94   Used & New from: $5.77
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (107 customer reviews) | 4 customer discussions

The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families
9.  The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families by Charles Flowers
The list author says:
  "Whichever side of the political spectrum you belong on, I think we can all agree that giving your kids a book written by Bill O'Reilly isn't the greatest idea."
$11.92   Used & New from: $0.01
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (176 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Stupid White Men: ...And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
10.  Stupid White Men: ...And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation! by Michael Moore
The list author says:
  "When it comes to white men with a chip on their shoulder, I am an equal opportunity employer.  (See The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families)"
$8.80   Used & New from: $0.01
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,115 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Who Cut the Cheese?: A Cultural History of the Fart
11.  Who Cut the Cheese?: A Cultural History of the Fart by Jim Dawson
The list author says:
  "Don't get thrown off the scent by other books on the topic - Who Cut The Cheese is a definitive guide."
$9.82   Used & New from: $0.01
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)

We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle
12.  We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle by Bill Kaysing
The list author says:
  "It's 2009, and Amazon still stocks this. Haven't the conspiracy theorists moved on to something else by now?"
$14.68   Used & New from: $14.67
2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (56 customer reviews)

From Niggas to Gods, Vol. II: Escaping "Niggativity" & Becoming God
13.  From Niggas to Gods, Vol. II: Escaping "Niggativity" & Becoming God by Akil
The list author says:
  "Is this a book about religion or clever pun making? Only one way to find out."
Used & New from: $12.95
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

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Satan Burger
14.  Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III
The list author says:
  "If 2 girls 1 cup is a light dessert that left you unsatisfied, this book is a hearty meal that isn't lacking in meat.  NSFW."
$13.95   Used & New from: $1.60
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (101 customer reviews)

Capitalist Nigger: The Road to Success: A Spider-Web Doctrine
15.  Capitalist Nigger: The Road to Success: A Spider-Web Doctrine by Chika A. Onyeani
The list author says:
  "This book is a must read for anyone attempting make money by publishing an outlandish book with a sensanionalist title."
Used & New from: $10.71
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)

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Ninja Mind Control
16.  Ninja Mind Control by Ashida Kim
The list author says:
  "The great Ashida Kim is neither a ninja master, nor Japanese (or Korean) as the misleading pseudonym would suggest. Aside from publishing multiple Ninjutsu books that promise to teach the reader ancient secrets and fantastic powers, Kim is purported to have run a black belt mill ninjutsu academy in Florida."
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3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)

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Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives
17.  Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives by Laura Schlessinger
The list author says:
  "Something tells me that the amicable Dr. Schlessinger is holding back here.  Surely there are more than ten things that we can all blame women for doing to mess up their lives!  Someone should show the good doctor that a little tough love can go a long way."
$13.12   Used & New from: $0.01
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (159 customer reviews)

SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
18.  SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!" by Carolyn Wyman
The list author says:
  "A wildly enthusiastic publication about an irrelevant and antiquated (by)product."
Used & New from: $2.51
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)

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The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
19.  The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods by Mark Larson
The list author says:
  "The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover! Actually, I'm pretty sure this is yet another tongue in cheek bashing of the much maligned mullet"
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4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (24 customer reviews)

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Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain
20.  Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain by Sherry M. Velasco
The list author says:
  "This title wouldn't have raised my brow, if not for the qualification, "in Early Modern Spain.""
$28.45   Used & New from: $26.19

Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K
21.  Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K by Grant R. Jeffrey
The list author says:
  "The funny thing is that, not only did nothing happened as clock hit midnight for the last, but there are user reviews of this book dated as late as 2004.  This means that there were people who actually bought this book even after it's whole premise was utterly disproved."
Used & New from: $0.01
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

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LOL: The Humor of the Internet
22.  LOL: The Humor of the Internet by Steve Marshall
The list author says:
  "Are you stodgy and uncool? Willing to admit this by purchasing a self-help book that aims to explain the intricacies of humor found strictly within the context of the internet?  Then by all means, this book is for you."
Used & New from: $4.47
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews)

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Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again
23.  Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again by William Kotzwinkle
The list author says:
  "This book is surely intended to teach young kids about the impropriety of passing wind in the company of others.  In fact it's only one of a series of books about Walter, which features the titles Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble At the Yard Sale, Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach, and frankly, too many others."
Used & New from: $0.77
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (89 customer reviews)

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I Can Has Cheezburger?: A LOLcat Colleckshun
24.  I Can Has Cheezburger?: A LOLcat Colleckshun by Professor Happycat
The list author says:
  "You know that books are becoming obsolete as we know them when a vacuous and asinine internet fad is materialized in the form of a written publication."
$6.75   Used & New from: $0.01
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (120 customer reviews) | 3 customer discussions

Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults
25.  Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults by Master Sugoi
The list author says:
  "Pornogami: The art of making penis out of paper, the paper hopefully being pages torn out from this book."
$13.06   Used & New from: $3.74
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (15 customer reviews)

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
26.  The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas by Morgan Hastings
The list author says:
  "The perfect if you have a misogynist in mind. That's right, make him color in a book-full of vagina."
Used & New from: $225.00
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (63 customer reviews)

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Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Second Edition
27.  Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Second Edition by B. R. Burg
The list author says:
  "You will never look at pirates the same way. "Yar, matey!!" *wink, wink*"
$18.64   Used & New from: $8.94
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)

Raising Smart Kids For Dummies
28.  Raising Smart Kids For Dummies by Marlene Targ Brill
The list author says:
  "A brutally honest, but potentially most valuable baby shower present."
$16.40   Used & New from: $0.01
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)

I'm Barack, Not Borat!
29.  I'm Barack, Not Borat! by Christopher Jansen
The list author says:
  "A $25 book with a pretty lame cover and title, and 132 empty pages. That's right, the inside of this book is completely blank. Johannes Gutenberg is surely rolling over in his grave."
Used & New from: $342.92
2.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

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How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
30.  How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
The list author says:
  "You can now add one more reason to do pelvic floor muscle exercises, in addition to improving the quality of your orgasms and preventing prolapse, that is."
$15.26   Used & New from: $3.95
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (62 customer reviews)

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