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30 Totally Weirdest Books on Amazon.com

Guy Montag "Bookfail.com"
The list author says: "Ever come across a book that made you shake your head in disbelief? Something with a title so incredibly asinine and laughable that it made you wonder how the book ever made to publishing? This Listmania is dedicated to exactly such breed of weird books, featuring Amazon's weirdest and most ridiculous book titles."
The Zen of Farting
The Zen of Farting
"A book about the spiritual lessons of flatulence by a Buddhist teacher with a conspicuous name."
How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
"A dating advice book tailored to a very specific segment of the population.."
The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks
The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks
"Another book full of dating advice, written for a much larger group of readers."
English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life
English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life
"This should be required reading material for passing the US Citizenship Exam.  Now that's a good ****ing idea!"
Do It Yourself Coffins for Pets and People: A Schiffer Book for Woodworkers Who Want to Be Buried in Their Work
Do It Yourself Coffins for Pets and People: A Schiffer Book for Woodworkers Who Want to Be Buried in Their Work
"Another good example of thinking outside the box when it comes to surviving these tough economic times."
How to Shit in the Woods, Second Edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
How to Shit in the Woods, Second Edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
"A straight-faced guide to doing something most of the inhabitants of this planet know how to do instinctively from the day they are born - expel feces."
How to Pee Standing Up: Tips for Hip Chicks
How to Pee Standing Up: Tips for Hip Chicks
"Surprise: this books isn't actually about peeing standing up, which just goes to show that today's women are perfectly content with sitting down to pee."
Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does
Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does
"A dead-serious, non-fiction work that claims an extraterrestrial reptilian race to have controlled the world for thousands of years. The author's main line of thinking seems to be that, if it's possible that we're being naive and misled, it must be true."
The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families
The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families
"Whichever side of the political spectrum you belong on, I think we can all agree that giving your kids a book written by Bill O'Reilly isn't the greatest idea."
Stupid White Men: ...And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
Stupid White Men: ...And Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation!
"When it comes to white men with a chip on their shoulder, I am an equal opportunity employer.  (See The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families)"
Who Cut the Cheese?: A Cultural History of the Fart
Who Cut the Cheese?: A Cultural History of the Fart
"Don't get thrown off the scent by other books on the topic - Who Cut The Cheese is a definitive guide."
We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle
We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle
"It's 2009, and Amazon still stocks this. Haven't the conspiracy theorists moved on to something else by now?"
From Niggas to Gods, Vol. II: Escaping "Niggativity" & Becoming God
From Niggas to Gods, Vol. II: Escaping "Niggativity" & Becoming God
"Is this a book about religion or clever pun making? Only one way to find out."
Satan Burger
Satan Burger
"If 2 girls 1 cup is a light dessert that left you unsatisfied, this book is a hearty meal that isn't lacking in meat.  NSFW."
Capitalist Nigger: The Road to Success: A Spider-Web Doctrine
Capitalist Nigger: The Road to Success: A Spider-Web Doctrine
"This book is a must read for anyone attempting make money by publishing an outlandish book with a sensanionalist title."
Ninja Mind Control
Ninja Mind Control
"The great Ashida Kim is neither a ninja master, nor Japanese (or Korean) as the misleading pseudonym would suggest. Aside from publishing multiple Ninjutsu books that promise to teach the reader ancient secrets and fantastic powers, Kim is purported to have run a black belt mill ninjutsu academy in Florida."
Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives
Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives
"Something tells me that the amicable Dr. Schlessinger is holding back here.  Surely there are more than ten things that we can all blame women for doing to mess up their lives!  Someone should show the good doctor that a little tough love can go a long way."
SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
"A wildly enthusiastic publication about an irrelevant and antiquated (by)product."
The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
"The much maligned mullet gets a glam makeover! Actually, I'm pretty sure this is yet another tongue in cheek bashing of the much maligned mullet"
Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain
Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain
"This title wouldn't have raised my brow, if not for the qualification, "in Early Modern Spain.""
Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K
Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K
"The funny thing is that, not only did nothing happened as clock hit midnight for the last, but there are user reviews of this book dated as late as 2004.  This means that there were people who actually bought this book even after it's whole premise was utterly disproved."
LOL: The Humor of the Internet
LOL: The Humor of the Internet
"Are you stodgy and uncool? Willing to admit this by purchasing a self-help book that aims to explain the intricacies of humor found strictly within the context of the internet?  Then by all means, this book is for you."
Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again
Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again
"This book is surely intended to teach young kids about the impropriety of passing wind in the company of others.  In fact it's only one of a series of books about Walter, which features the titles Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble At the Yard Sale, Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach, and frankly, too many others."
I Can Has Cheezburger?: A LOLcat Colleckshun
I Can Has Cheezburger?: A LOLcat Colleckshun
"You know that books are becoming obsolete as we know them when a vacuous and asinine internet fad is materialized in the form of a written publication."
Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults
Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults
"Pornogami: The art of making penis out of paper, the paper hopefully being pages torn out from this book."
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
"The perfect if you have a misogynist in mind. That's right, make him color in a book-full of vagina."
Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Second Edition
Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean, Second Edition
"You will never look at pirates the same way. "Yar, matey!!" *wink, wink*"
Raising Smart Kids For Dummies
Raising Smart Kids For Dummies
"A brutally honest, but potentially most valuable baby shower present."
I'm Barack, Not Borat!
I'm Barack, Not Borat!
"A $25 book with a pretty lame cover and title, and 132 empty pages. That's right, the inside of this book is completely blank. Johannes Gutenberg is surely rolling over in his grave."
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
"You can now add one more reason to do pelvic floor muscle exercises, in addition to improving the quality of your orgasms and preventing prolapse, that is."