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Don't Touch My Junk! Airport Security T-Shirt #999-box


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Don't Touch My Junk! Airport Security T-Shirt. Tell the TSA keep your hands off our junk! The new xray machine springing up in airports nation wide seem like a great idea to protect our safety while flying, but who wants the government to see them naked?! Some photos of xrays in airport security and the pictures are quite revealing, in fact the machines literally undress you as you stand there. Don't want to go threw the machines? Then be prepared for a full body frisk screening which a TSA agents will touch your genitals. We say Don't Touch My Junk! This shirt is hilarious and is perfect for those looking to fly in the near future. Tell the NSA loud and clear. Don't touch my junk!

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    Color Name: BlackSize Name: XX-Large Verified Purchase
    i wore this tshirt on my xmas vacation to the airport it was great to watch the TSA just look at me and try not to smile or get mad and look the other way...

    and i didnt get the porno scanner or gropped either, guess they just didnt want to bother with a guy with this shirt on...

    also the flight attendent on the flight and I had a very nice conversation about the tshirt and why i was wearing it...

    it is about the TSA and "our elected" government listening to what we say and not just lumping us all into one big group that think they have all the answers and think that the scanners and the pat downs are the ONLY WAY TO WIN THE "WAR"!

    just a nice way to feel free once again in the country i love, been a while since i did that...
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    Color Name: Royal BlueSize Name: X-Large Verified Purchase
    The shirt only has the logo on the front. It'd be cool to have had a back logo, too.
    It is what it says, a $15 'Don't touch my junk' Tee guaranteed to tick off 'the man' @ the gates while you fly or get a laugh from real persons.
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