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Touched by an Alien: Alien Novels, Book One (Katherine "Kitty" Katt 1) [Kindle Edition]

Gini Koch
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (127 customer reviews)

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Book Description

"...I was hooked from the first page, and felt downright resentful of dinner for making me put the book down." —Tempting Persephone

Marketing manager Katherine "Kitty" Katt had just finished a day on jury duty. When she stepped out of the Pueblo Caliente courthouse, all she was thinking about was the work she had to get caught up on. Then her attention was caught by a fight between a couple that looked like it was about to turn ugly. But ugly didn't even begin to cover it when the "man" suddenly transformed into a huge, winged monster right out of a grade Z science fiction movie and went on a deadly killing spree. In hindsight, Kitty realized she probably should have panicked and run screaming the way everyone around her was doing. Instead she sprinted into action to take down the alien.

In the middle of all the screeching and the ensuing chaos, a hunk in an Armani suit suddenly appeared beside her, introduced himself as Jeff Martini with "the agency," and then insisted on leading her to a nearby limo to talk to his "boss." And that was how Kitty's new life among the aliens began...Touched by an Alien is the thrilling first installment of the Alien novels.



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From Publishers Weekly

Koch's derivative debut piles on the comic book clichés. Katherine Kitty Katt's orderly world is shaken when she sees a man on the street turn into a monster. After she manages to kill it, secret agents whisk her away and explain that these superbeings are humans mutated by alien parasites. The agents are aliens themselves, visitors from Alpha Centauri who are tracking a particularly powerful superbeing that has taken over the mind of a terrorist leader. Handsome agent Jeff Martini instantly becomes obsessed with Kitty, who unaccountably finds it sexy and romantic when he acts like an aggressive stalker. The plot moves quickly and Koch's prose shows promise, but the action scenes drag a bit, and the constant erotic overtones of Jeff and Kitty's banter are painfully intrusive. (Apr.)
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*Starred Review* When Katherine “Kitty” Katt instinctively uses her Montblanc pen to slay an alien parasite after leaving the courthouse following some jury duty, she’s swept into a secret community of Armani-clad, superfast Alpha-Centaurians and gorgeous humans that is fighting a parasitic alien menace. The parasites turn emotional humans into a variety of horrifying, supervillainous monsters. Kitty is taken to a secret installation deep below New Mexico, where she discovers that her parents lead far more exciting lives than she had ever imagined. Traveling with empath and love-interest Jeff and crew to a remote location to battle a crowd of supervillains bearing hilariously unoriginal supernames, Kitty uses her iPod, an armored vehicle, hot water, and hairspray as weapons. This delightful romp has many interesting twists and turns as it glances at racism, politics, and religion en route. It will have fanciers of cinematic sf parodies referencing Men in Black, Ghost Busters, and X-Men. Meanwhile, readers who like the smart sf silliness of Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy novels, Lois McMaster Bujold’s Vorkosigan Saga, Pat Murphy’s There and Back Again (2000), and A. Lee Martinez’s The Automatic Detective (2008) will find it distinctively different, for Koch’s humor is more in the vein of MaryJanice Davidson in her Undead series, but darned amusing, all the same. --Diana Tixier Herald

Product Details

  • File Size: 704 KB
  • Print Length: 400 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0756406005
  • Publisher: DAW (April 6, 2010)
  • Sold by: Penguin Group (USA) LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0030CVQC6
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #169,318 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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32 of 34 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Over-the-top and wonderful April 12, 2010
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
This is the first book in Gini Koch's Katherine "Kitty" Katt series. It is available as both a paperback and e-book.

I really thoroughly and surprisingly loved this book. Seriously, it's awesome.

I found this book because of the cover art. The artist is the incredibly talented Daniel Dos Santos, who draws all of Patricia Briggs's `Mercy Thompson' US covers. I saw this image up on his website as apart of his book covers portfolio - and because I do judge a book by its cover, I went hunting and found it was Gini Koch's `Touched by an Alien'.

The title kind of threw me, and I almost didn't bother. Aliens may be how the science fiction genre got its kick-start, but I wasn't sure about an alien themed book. The closest I've come is Ann Aguirre's `Sirantha Jax' series - which I really love, but is set in another galaxy, not present-day earth. I was under the assumption that any alien invasion scifi book would be along the geeky lines of Star Trek. Boy, was I wrong and naïve.

A lot happens right from page one. The opening chapter involves Katherine "Kitty" Katt (yes it's a stupid name, she only has her parents to blame) witnessing a domestic dispute turn deadly. She watches as a man kills his wife, and then sprout wings with dagger feathers. Katherine bizarrely goes into autopilot; grabbing her Mont Blanc pen she rugby-tackles this weird creature, and innately knows precisely where to stab and kill him.
After her hero-routine she's swooped up by a group of hunky Armani-clad `agents' who take her somewhere called `home base' in New Mexico where they none too delicately break the news to her that aliens exist, and she might just have a job killing them...

Intense, huh?
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26 of 28 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun, entertaining and different April 8, 2010
Format:Mass Market Paperback
While I enjoy urban fantasy/paranormals, I am so very tired of tormented vampires, werewolves, etc. and the tough yet sexy women who love them. I picked this up because, hey, aliens! I really enjoyed it - it was totally entertaining. The heroine is smart, funny, Jewish (how often to do you run across that in UF?), and has a great relationship with her parents. She doesn't wear leather pants and her weapon of choice is hairspray. The hero is too good to be true (he's an empath with amazing, umm, stamina who looks great in Armani) but he's brood-free! It's a fun "girl kills evil alien, meets a bunch of really cute good aliens and falls in love while saving the world" read. Pick this up if you're looking for something a little different.
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23 of 26 people found the following review helpful
Format:Mass Market Paperback
The cover originally attracted me to this book. Artistically, it's well done. And it features a couple of good-looking people making out while holding guns in front of an explosion.

How could I resist that?

Now that I think about it, "good looking people making out while holding guns in front of explosions" pretty much sums up Touched By An Alien. It's the book version of a B-movie, one that stars Bruce Campbell and that enjoys being campy and silly and as over-the-top as it possibly can be. It was definitely a fun read, but that doesn't mean that it doesn't have issues that made me a little twitchy. I'll start with the good stuff.

Koch's writing is funny and lighthearted, and I found myself laughing out loud pretty often. The major characters, from protagonist Katherine "Kitty" Katt to ridiculously gorgeous alien special agent Jeff Martini to Kitty's parents, were all pretty well-developed, and for the most part, their motivations were understandable and in Jeff's case, quite sympathetic. Christopher, ridiculously gorgeous alien special agent #2, ranked quite a bit lower on my likability scale mainly because he spends most of the book being a jealous jerk. The supporting characters are pretty one-dimensional--the super-smart, super-sexy female aliens, in particular, irritated me--but honestly, with the B-movie vibe of the book, I didn't expect a bunch of well-rounded characters.

A major plus for this book: the love scenes were SMOKING hot. Smoking.

Kitty's ingenuity in the action scenes was pretty entertaining; killing her first alien superbeing creature with her Mont Blanc pen was a fun surprise, as was her creative idea to spray the big baddie in the face with extra hold hairspray.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Bad-Touched By An Alien September 15, 2012
By Laurel
Format:Mass Market Paperback
Please do not make the same mistake I did. The blurb makes it sound fun, a silly romp.

But no.

No.

Stay away for the love of space god.

Kitty is a terrible character. She knows how to solve every problem the aliens have had in a day. She can translate ancient texts they got wrong. She can kill their most feared enemies. She realises they are allergic to alcohol. She can fly a plane with no training. She spends the book going around telling everyone what's what because she just knows everything. Because she was chosen by space god.

She is 'geeky' in the sense the author knows one or two comic character's names. She worries all the time about being a slut. She thinks the other girls she meets are silly because they don't like pretty dudes. She's mean and bitchy, and it's presented as spunky awesomeness.

Martini, the main love interest, is a creeper. He goes from being a grabby, way too friendly, and proposing marriage, to an jerk who hates Kitty because a guy molested her. What a catch. For some reason she still likes him.

The other love interest is a jerk who tries to rape her, but then he gets a tragic past so it's ok. Or something. The views on love in this book are weird.

But here is the worst part:

The book is boring.

Things occurred all the time, but it felt like nothing happened. They spend dozens of chapters talking exposition in cars. Plot revelations come out of no where and have no impact. Bad guy shows up? Eh, Kitty knows what do do just because. Love interest pissed at Kitty? Eh, I hate him anyway, good riddance.

I finished this book because I was stuck on a bus with nothing else. You don't have to do that. You have a choice. Please read something better.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Love Kitty & Jeff
Always a fun read!
Published 1 month ago by Alex
3.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyed
This was a curiously,clever book. Lots of fun. She reminds me of Stephanie Plum or Kate Daniels. Brave, funny and a little wacky.
Published 1 month ago by Kindle Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars love it
Love it. No spoilers no comments. Just read it and enjoy. I've read it three times and enjoyed it every time.
Published 2 months ago by Susan Johns
4.0 out of 5 stars A fun book is even better in Audio!
I read the book when it first came out and enjoyed it. I've always had the fantasy of living a amazing life and being the go to person with almost all the right answers and the... Read more
Published 3 months ago by purrfus
1.0 out of 5 stars Only Book I ever returned, it was that bad!
My eldest child wants to be a writer. So I have turned him on to some of the best book series I have ever read. I read a lot. Read more
Published 3 months ago by TMac
1.0 out of 5 stars pure chick sex fantasy, no sci-fi.
Warning. This is not science fiction, it is nothing but 50 Shades of Gray gratuitous female sex fantasy. Pass it up.
Published 3 months ago by K. Samuels
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome
Lots of adventure, creepy bad guys and highly good guys. Fun and fast read and I'm ready for the next adventure.
My new favorite author
Published 5 months ago by wyldaz
5.0 out of 5 stars Ben Ragunton
Gini Koch has managed to create a story that is geek porn at its finest. There is something for everyone here, and yet all these elements fit together perfectly. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Philip B. Ragunton
3.0 out of 5 stars Comic Book Thrilling Romance
Let's get the Cons out of the way first.

First this is not science fiction. The science is on the level of the original Action comics of Superman with some real... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Gary Denton
4.0 out of 5 stars Touched by a good writer!
Very well done, but.... I want more and I want it now! I know how hard it is to write a book, especially one that leaves the reader wanting more. Read more
Published 6 months ago by David Dailey
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More About the Author

Gini Koch writes the fast, fresh and funny Alien/Katherine "Kitty" Katt series for DAW Books, the Necropolis Enforcement Files series, and the Martian Alliance Chronicles series. Alien in the House, Book 7 in her long-running Alien series, won the RT Book Reviews Reviewer's Choice Award as the Best Futuristic Romance of 2013. As G.J. Koch she writes the Alexander Outland series and she's made the most of multiple personality disorder by writing under a variety of other pen names as well, including Anita Ensal, Jemma Chase, A.E. Stanton, and J.C. Koch. Currently, Gini has stories featured in the Unidentified Funny Objects 3, Clockwork Universe: Steampunk vs. Aliens, and Two Hundred and Twenty-One Baker Streets anthologies, and, writing as J.C. Koch, in Kaiju Rising: Age of Monsters, The Madness of Cthulhu, Vol. 1, and A Darke Phantastique anthologies. She will also have a story in the first book in an X-Files anthology series, X-Files: Trust No One, coming April 7, 2015, along with stories in several other upcoming anthologies. Gini can be reached via her website: www.ginikoch.com


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