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Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good [Kindle Edition]

Kevin Smith
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Book Description

That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the code.  Or, he’s just cracked.

Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in your hands. Smear this shit all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live your days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he’d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen).

So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you’re about to take one Tough Sh*t.

Editorial Reviews


"Kevin Smith is nicer than he lets on, thinner than he thinks, and smarter than almost anyone in the room. He has today’s world - and tomorrow’s – running for cover."
(Mitch Albom )

“I suspect @ThatKevinSmith is what all gods and demons aspire to be.”
(Neil Gaiman via Twitter )

“Kevin Smith is a force of nature: He makes movies, he writes books and stuff, he talks and then he talks some more. Maybe he’s less of a force of nature and more of a spreading cloud of secondhand weed smoke that is slowly infiltrating every medium available to us. Kevin Smith is the haze that binds us all.”
(Marc Maron )

“I certainly would never read anything written by Kevin Smith.”
(Tim Burton )

About the Author

A writer, comedian, film producer, and director, Kevin Smith produced the Oscar-winning Good Will Hunting; wrote and directed numerous successful films, including Clerks, Chasing Amy, and Jersey Girl; authored Silent Bob Speaks, Shootin’ the Sh*t with Kevin Smith, and the New York Times bestseller My Boring-Ass Life; and cohosts SModcast on SiriusXM radio. He lives in Los Angeles.

Product Details

  • File Size: 353 KB
  • Print Length: 271 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1592406890
  • Publisher: Gotham; Reprint edition (March 20, 2012)
  • Sold by: Penguin Group (USA) LLC
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Not Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #88,117 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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52 of 54 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Just BE a Director... April 17, 2012
One of my favorite lines in the book isn't from the author at all -- it's from his sister. When Kevin told his sister he wanted to be a Director, she told him "then be a Director." Kevin agreed and said he was going to study and take classes, etc. She interrupted him and said "No, just BE a Director." And from that day on he thought as a Director and saw the world as a Director and wrote as a Director. It's a great lesson: don't "wait" to be something or "plan" to be something -- just BE something.
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23 of 26 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Welcome Return to Form April 20, 2012
The infuriating thing about Kevin Smith is his determination to hide his intelligence and sensitivity behind a cloud of vulgar profanity and fart jokes. CLERKS and CHASING AMY were the films that prompted me to start writing screenplays and making my own short movies, and for years I held him up as an indie role model, although I lost a bit of faith when Smith squelched his unique voice and began churning out mainstream-ish comedies like COP OUT and ZACK & MIRI. Smith feels my pain -- he's apparently upset with himself, too. But in this new quasi-autobiography, Smith writes with great pinnace about his life, his creative output, his family, and his role models. The result is an absolutely charming book, bordering on inspirational. Smith is often hilarious, but he occasionally delves a bit too far into the gutter for my tastes. (I read far more about his attraction to his wife's a**hole than I ever wanted to know, for instance.) But I couldn't put this book down, and I am pleased to announce that my faith has been restored. Well-played, sir. Well-played.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Kev at his best! October 16, 2014
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While much of the book isn't new to fans of Kevin Smith, I really enjoyed reading it. The over-all message is one of self-empowerment. Sure, it has all the profanity and vulgar humor you expect, but amid the F-bombs is a lot of heart. From the sentimental tribute to his late father to the encouragement he offers to anyone with a dream, this book has it all. I laughed, I cried, and I felt like it was a good friend giving me a pat on the back, and saying "Go for it." Smitty may not be Yoda, but he's got a damn good take on life. Trust me on this one, I lost my wife to Cancer last year, and I struggle daily to find motivation. Still I felt kind of pumped when I read this. Writing this review makes me want to read it again. If you aren't easily offended, this is a great read, and fans of Smith may not get a lot of new material, but they will enjoy it all the same.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Love it. October 19, 2014
By Eric S
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As a 33 yr old male, I'm firmly in Kevin Smith's target demo. I consider myself a fan, albeit not a very active one. I did enjoy his early Miramax films, but I'm not a frequent consumer of his "brand." That said, after reading and fully enjoying this book, I soon will be a more active SModcast listener.

To say that Mr. Kevin Smith has himself a way with words isn't doing him justice. You can tell this is a man who loves writing, and combing the truly clever with the sorta crude. He's a man who had to take control and pave his own way. He's rightfully genuinely happy with what he's accomplished, and has a lot of fun telling the story. Despite all this talent, Mr. Kevin Smith is still completely grounded and humble, and excited with sharing his experience and wisdom. The book is an always-interesting reflection on his life and career.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent book from Kevin Smith March 30, 2015
By chris
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Funny and insightful book from Kevin Smith. If you are already a fan of his movies or podcast you will love this book. I really enjoyed his stories of screening his movie Red State with Quentin Tarantino and Michael Parks, how Bruce Willis was not as fun as Kevin thought he would be to work with( Bruce's reputation for being a jerk to work with sure seems to be factual and not a myth) and how Seth Rogen turned him on to being productive while smoking weed. Entertaining,raunchy and inspirational book that is a quick and easy read.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Thanks for the memories! May 16, 2012
Kevin Smith's "Tough ****: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good" is a fun and enjoyable read that any comic geek or movie buff will love to read. Kevin talks about his life, his love of movies, how he became successful, and how he got to where he is today in and inspirational and fun way that tells readers to get a job doing things they love to do. Kevin Smith's down to Earth attitude will quickly rub off on you and make you want to make something after reading this book.
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3.0 out of 5 stars A Decent Read... September 4, 2013
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...if you're not familiar with Kevin Smith. For the rest of us that listen to his podcasts, there's really nothing new here. Smith is notorious for revealing EVERY detail in his life, leaving an autobiography like this almost redundant. That said, his observations are free from pretense and entertaining. He clearly knows his place in the Hollywood star system, and makes no bones about it. His candor is refreshing.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing book. March 25, 2015
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Get this book. Even if you're not a fan of Kevin Smith. I would recommend this book if you're interested in making movies. He goes into great deal on the trials and tribulation of making movies. You'll learn a lot. Warning for some it may be considered a bit vulgar.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars good book!
I don't want to ruin or spoil the book before you even read it. But its a good book you learn a lot about kevin smith that you don't know. Cool stuff
Published 12 days ago by Kevin Gagen
4.0 out of 5 stars Fangirl
I'm always happy to give Mr. Smith some of my money. A good book by a stand up dude. A lot of it was rehashing stories I've heard before, but isn't that what you do with friends?
Published 13 days ago by C. Thibaudeau
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The book is lovely and in perfect condition. I was pleasantly surprised.
Published 17 days ago by Taylor
5.0 out of 5 stars If you are a fan of Kevin Smith you'll love this book even though some...
Hilarious yet touching! If you are a fan of Kevin Smith you'll love this book even though some of the stories are revisited,
Published 1 month ago by Magic
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Kevin Smith saved my life.
Published 1 month ago by David A Kimmel
4.0 out of 5 stars Quickly...
Loved this book's message;

You can do it.

Succinctly put, I think. Thank you for being the human being you are, Mr. Smith.
Published 1 month ago by WV Coalminer
3.0 out of 5 stars Three Stars
Cool book. Nothing to rave about really but, worth a read.
Published 2 months ago by Michael N
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Great book. Kevin Smith is very inspirational and hilarious to read about.
Published 2 months ago by aaron
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
perfect for every smodco fan
Published 3 months ago by Kent R.
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
love it
Published 3 months ago by Christopher Bailey
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