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The Transformations, a Tale of Modern Sin (Apuleius' Golden Ass updated - after a fashion) (Kindle Edition)

by Dex Quire (Author)
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I happened upon this book, read the first few pages and was hooked. Hilarious story of a dead beat 20-something who gets turned into a ribald donkey.

This donkey has a set of adventures that take him from the Seattle zoo to rural Mexico via some stops including the most ridiculous donkey basketball game. (It turns out that there really is such a thing.)

Most importantly, it is beautifully written, hugely creative, and...well....literary!

At first I thought the book was headed in the direction of a certain kind of magic realism and abstraction along the lines of some of our Latin American writers. Instead, it stayed completely accessible.

Clever, funny, completely absurd.      --- A Seattle Reader


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That meme or pop-up or spam - you know the one - it's everywhere on the internet. It urges men to enlarge a certain body part. But really - who or what kind of man would buy into that nonsense? The narrator of "The Transformations," for one. He applies Onan's Enlarging Ointment to himself and promptly turns into a donkey. Our foolish narrator is then raked across a pile of intriguing and entertaining encounters including lockdown at the zoo, bizarre sex, friendship with a drunken elephant, eco-terrorism, semi-slavery by pious religious communards, sea voyages, depraved tourists, drug pirates and other magically or demonically inspired bi-peds. The novel is an obvious homage to Apuleius' "the Golden Ass" while offering a modern, magical realist update in vivacious and witty prose. Blue Guitar Press invites you to enjoy Dex Quire's world of wonders and transformations.

Product Details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 275 KB
  • Publisher: Blue Guitar Intl, Press; 1st edition (November 11, 2007)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00116CXUC
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #145,617 in Kindle Store (See Bestsellers in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars The perfect antidote to boring current offerings!, December 13, 2007
By Seatle Music Dude (Seattle, WA United States) - See all my reviews
Frightening premise, a young man turned into a donkey and shuttled around the hemisphere as chattel of religious cults gone wrong!

This modernized version of The Golden As* of Apuleius is hilarious and touching.

A wild mixture of magic, sex, marijuana, travel and adventure. His ship borne gastronomical excesses alone are worth the price of the book.

"Apuleyo returned in the early afternoon. Any doubts I had about our ability to communicate in Spanish were obliterated by what he held in his hands. Not only did he bring me my original order but he produced a side dish of delicately fluted curried Dungeness crab tacos garnished with small braised vegetables and sauteed morels resting in a bed of eggplant topped with lemon-basil-garlic sauce. I tried to mind my manners and not just scoop everything up like a brainless poofing fish sucking in algae. But I did. Scoop it up, that is. "Te Gusto?" (Did you like it?) Apuleyo asked. Did I like it? I actually felt stoned and I swayed to the sea with my eyes closed. Slowly, slowly I recovered from the pleasure of being bombed with such acute flavors." -pg. 110

Dex Quire's first novel is a tour de force, I'm hoping they'll make a movie out of this.

Kudos, Dex.

A reader in Rainy Seattle
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