Well that's time out of my life that I will never get back.
I work at movie-rental store, and that's the only reason I rented this. If I would have seen it in the store as a costumer, I would have laughed, maybe read the back of the box, and then passed it... but while working I passed the box over and over again, getting more and more curious. So finally one day I figure "I work here and can rent this for free, why not?" When in reality, someone should have paid me to watch this "film".
Some of the dialogue was ok, but it throws the audience into a plot they know nothing about, with horrible acting along the way. I think I caught onto the plot, but it was just so poorly written that I couldn't keep the movie going (I was incapable of watching the whole thing). The special effects were so poor that I think one could do better without even using a computer... the sound effects were pretty bad too. To make it worse, whoever did sound for the movie didn't seem to listen to their mixing before production... sound effects often completely drowned out voices, voice-overs didn't match the actors' lips, and the volume level was no-where near consistent.
I feel horrible writing a review this bad... but I do it to hopefully save you. Please, spare yourself from watching this movie.