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Treks Not Taken: What If Stephen King, Anne Rice, Kurt Vonnegut and Other Literary Greats Had Written Episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation? [Paperback]

Steven Boyett (Author)
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Book Description

August 26, 1998
Now die-hard Star Trek: The Next Generation fans can boldly go where no one has gone before, with this stellar 0combination of high art and high comedy. It's a one-of-a-kind anthology that explores an alternative literary universe any avid reader or Trekker would love -- 20 episodes from the legendary television series (not really) written by the leading lights of the Western literary tradition, including James Joyce, Ernest Hemingway, Jackie Collins, Tom Clancy, and even Dr. Seuss!
-- Taps into the hottest TV franchise, Star Trek: The Next Generation, which is the most successful syndicated television series ever.
-- The privately published edition of this book sold out its 2,000-copy printing at last year's World Science Fiction Convention.
-- Highly promotable and well-connected, author Steven R. Boyett is a veteran of the Trek and science fiction convention circuit and is an accomplished showman.

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When Star Trek: The Next Generation called it quits and its production offices were cleaned out, several unused story proposals were found. They sported pretty impressive bylines (Salinger, Rice, Crichton, King, etc.), including those of some who must have submitted from the astral plane (Conrad, Joyce, Hemingway, even Dr. Seuss). They featured the TV series' familiar starship captain and crew, though bearing curious variations of their names. Herman Melville called Jean-Luc Picard Captain Piquod, and Tom Clancy thought he was Captain Petard (but then Clancy called Data Doodad). Their plots were rather familiar, too; it seems the prestigious authors weren't above recycling good ideas. So there are "Even Captains Get the Blues" by Tom Robbins, "Trek-22" by Joseph Heller, and Ayn Rand's "Fandom Shrugged," with its ringing opening line, "Who is Jean-Gault?" (There's that name confusion again.) They are all parodies, of course, Boyett's simultaneous lampoonings of the beloved TV show and 20 equally beloved novels. And they are parody at its goofy-learned silliest. Ray Olson

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the world may find this book confirming their fearsor showing just how unlikely they are. Here we have a collection of Star Trek: The Next Generation parodies written in imitation of well-known authors, from literary classics (Melville, Conrad, Joyce) to modern masters (Heller, Salinger, Vonnegut) and today's bestsellers (King, Rice, Clancy, Collins). Naturally, the list includes Hemingway and Kerouac, two of the most parodied authors of the century; and Dr. Seuss's fans have not been shortchanged. While the results are inevitably uneven, there is plenty here to amuse both the Trek watcher and the literary readertwo categories that presumably have a degree of overlap. Boyett manages to walk a fine line between broad and subtle; the Melville parody (``Moby Trek'') opens, ``Call me irresponsible''; the Anthony Burgess (``A Clockwork Data'') is salted with pseudo-Russian; and the Ayn Rand (``Fandom Shrugged'') renames the starship the Free Enterprise. And where it must have been tempting to settle for obvious laughs, many of these parodies work on multiple levels: ``The Ship Also Rises'' copies the style and substance of Hemingway works ranging from ``The Snows of Kilimanjaro'' to Death in the Afternoon, meanwhile poking fun at the frustration of Patrick Stewart's stage ambitions in his role as Captain Picard, and fitting both elements into a credible Trek plot line. Boyett's brief introduction takes an appropriately mock-serious look at the meaning of Trek and at its attraction for the famous writers he parodies (some long dead before the show ever aired, but their submissions were too good to exclude just for that reason). Good fun, especially for readers who get both the literary and Trek references. -- Copyright ©1998, Kirkus Associates, LP. All rights reserved.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Harper Perennial; 1st edition (August 26, 1998)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0060952768
  • ISBN-13: 978-0060952761
  • Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 5.2 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,278,151 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Steven R. Boyett was born in Atlanta, Georgia, grew up all over Florida, and attended the University of Tampa on a writing scholarship before quitting to write his first novel, ARIEL, when he was nineteen.

Soon after ARIEL was published he moved from Florida to Los Angeles, California, where he continued to write fiction and screenplays as well as teach college writing courses, seminars, and workshops. He has published stories in literary, science fiction, fantasy, and horror anthologies and magazines, as well as publishing articles and comic books. In the early Nineties his imprint Sneaker Press published chapbooks by the poets Carrie Etter and the late Nancy Lambert.

Steve has also been a martial arts instructor, professional paper marbler, advertising copywriter, proofreader, tyepsetter, writing teacher, and Website designer and editor.

In 2000 Steve took some time off from writing. He learned to play the didgeridoo and began composing and DJing electronic music.

As a DJ he has played clubs, conventions, parties, Burning Man, and sporting events. He produces three of the world's most popular music podcasts: Podrunner, Podrunner: Intervals, and Groovelectric.

 

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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars PARODY: The Almost-Final-Frontier, July 8, 1999
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This review is from: Treks Not Taken: What If Stephen King, Anne Rice, Kurt Vonnegut and Other Literary Greats Had Written Episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation? (Paperback)
This book is very good but not one to spend money on. It is funny the first time read, but the second etc, unless you have a very short memory, you remember. I checked this out from the library and read it 1/2 way through on the way home. I especially like the names of the crew ( captain Petard, or captain Jean Hewlett-Picard; the vampire Le Forge not by Anne Rice; Geordache, Doodad) I thought that the entire book was very original and the author did a very good job in the authors unique style of writing though he did lack one thing which would be a Sherlock Holmes story. And by the way, if you don't recognise the authors it doesnt really matter. I only knew of Steven King (The Trekking) Kurt Vonnegut (holodeck-5) Dr. Seuss (Oh the Treks you'll Take!), Anne Rice (The aformentioned Vampire Le Forge), Jurassic Trek (3 guesses as to that author) and J.d. Salinger (The Crusher in the Rye) But I could figure out the other ones easily. You don't have to be a diehard Trekkie to enjoy these but it helps to have seen at least a seasons equivilant of shows. I liked it alot.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Gleeful entertainment, August 30, 2001
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This review is from: Treks Not Taken: What If Stephen King, Anne Rice, Kurt Vonnegut and Other Literary Greats Had Written Episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation? (Paperback)
One of the best--and most literate--Star Trek texts out there, this collection of short parodies should be enjoyable to any reasonably-well-read Star Trek fan.
The only thing to note is to be sure you're familiar with most of the authors involved before you read the parodies, as the true fun is in seeing how successfully Boyett mimics many different styles, from pitch-perfect Tom Robbins to superb faux Joyce (!) to Anne Rice, to J.D. Salinger, to...
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5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant, April 5, 1999
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This review is from: Treks Not Taken: What If Stephen King, Anne Rice, Kurt Vonnegut and Other Literary Greats Had Written Episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation? (Paperback)
Obviously better educated than some of his critics, Boyett captures the essential style of each and every author he parodies. The author of "Ariel" (1984) and "Architect of Sleep" (1986), Boyett isn't known for his humorous works, but shows us with "Treks" that he can take us anywhere he chooses. I highly recommend this book to anyone who loves (or hates) Star Trek, to the educated reader who enjoys a well-crafted parody of the old (and new) favorites, and to anyone who appreciates wonderful writing in any form.
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