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Tritcheon Hash [Kindle Edition]

Sue Lange
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (30 customer reviews)

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"Against a vivid sci-fi backdrop, Lange brings a light touch to heavy material, with a fast-paced, funny story to boot." -- Kirkus Reviews

"Tritcheon Hash is a wild, good read" -- Fearless Books

"BUY IT? yep. Do it, do it now." SCIFANTASTIC

Tritcheon Hash is a test pilot in the year 3011. She's got it all: brains, guts, and a fast jet. But can she survive a mission to the most frightening place in the galaxy, the planet Earth?

“Funny, perceptive and hard-hitting by turns – welcome to a new and witty voice in sf satire.” –John Grant, co-editor, The Encyclopedia of Fantasy

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"...funny, sobering, delightful feminist sci-fi satire" -- (four out of five stars) -- Sharon Shulz-Elsing, Curled up with a Good Book

"...the satirical elements work well, the characterization is surprisingly effective, and I still chuckle over the book." -- James Schellenberg, Challenging Destiny

"Lange writes with an undeniable energy and a Gibson-like use of slang that rings true." -- Lynn Nicole Louis, sfreader.com

"Sue Lange hits hard, plays rough, and charms - just like her unforgettable character, Tritcheon Hash" -- Shawn P. Cormier, The Eternal Night

"Tritcheon Hash is a wild good read." -- S. Ardrian, Fearless Reviews

I found it exciting and thought provoking. -- Dan Hollifield, Aphelion, 2003

From the Author

Do not read this book unless you have a sense of humor.

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  • File Size: 275 KB
  • Print Length: 232 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Book View Cafe; 2 edition (October 4, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005SJRCVI
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #869,865 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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After all, good science fiction is a literature of ideas. Nancy J. Moore  |  7 reviewers made a similar statement
A wicked sense of humor combined with a solid story and with great characters. Grace O  |  6 reviewers made a similar statement
I enjoyed this book from "cover to cover" and couldn't put it down. Kellye C.  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny and Unique November 17, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
"Tritcheon Hash" is a funny romp through a future where women basically got tired of men, then left them to stew in their juices on a rapidly declining Earth. They colonize their own planet, "Coney Island," and live in an all-female society.

The title character is a hot-shot pilot, not-so-happily married to her beautiful and smart wife, yet married to her job. She's a brawler, a risk-taker, an aggressive woman--perhaps more "man-like" than other women. She is selected to travel back to Earth to check on what is really happening there. There is a movement to perhaps bring back the two genders together, but the women cannot penetrate the haze of pollution and junk which now surround the planet with electronic means, so they have to sneak in Tritcheon Hash as a spy-observer. She fails miserably at being covert, but she is able to get a basic idea of life on Earth, and after stealing a ship (hers was dismantled) she escapes and eventually makes it back to Coney Island.

The novel succeeds on many levels. It is unique, that is for sure. This is not your standard SciFi. The entire concept is weird and refreshing. The humor mostly works, and the writing style, while it takes getting used to, is fun to read.

And the story is certainly earthy. From the beginning when Tritcheon Hash, after sitting for hours in a test vehicle which won't run, has sweat running down her back and into her butt, driving her mad with the desire to scratch, to her sexual encounter with a man back on Earth, well, this main character is a real human with real, physical needs.

Where it doesn't work is that the author seems to try and interject too many other styles, ala Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams. Sue Lange has her own, enviable style, but on a few occasions, she throws in a long forming pun in the form of a story or writes an out-and-out joke, and to me, at least, this took away from the fast-paced flow of her main story.

There were a few other glitches, such as how many trips it took to get all women to Coney Island and the fact that on a starving planet, the men only ate meat and even made their cardboard out of animal parts while ignoring vegetable matter (used to feed animals). But as a humorous satire, I guess you can forgive those. But I thought the main character's period of insanity was a little forced, and I don't think that added to the story.

Overall, though, this is a great read. I love the concept of the novel, and I liked the execution. The author took a chance on writing this, something I wish other authors would do. I thoroughly recommend this novel.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A wild romp that makes you think October 25, 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
This is not your grandfather's science fiction, for all that it includes spaceflight and plenty of adventure. Sue Lange has a gift for adding a humorous, sometimes satirical edge, to tropes we all take for granted, and for getting the details right: the first scene, where Tritch is waiting to take off on a test flight and has an itch in a private place is worth the price of the book alone.

But the book is more than a romp. Setting up a world in which women have abandoned Earth to the men and established their own, more advanced civilization, it doesn't end up in the place we might expect. A trip to Earth costs Tritch more than she might have expected -- the men are much more complicated than the conventional wisdom about them on her planet -- and given the things that happen, she is lucky to regain her sanity.

The story adds to the genre of women's separatist fiction, but takes it in new directions. It sets up the potential for male fantasy as well -- surely women can't live without sex with men! -- and doesn't go there, either.

Yes, it's feminist. While I appreciate it that some male reviewers have rushed to say that it isn't because they want to encourage other men to read it, that's based on a simplistic idea of feminism. Tritcheon Hash is feminist because it makes the reader think about the way gender works in our world. After all, good science fiction is a literature of ideas. And this book proves those ideas don't have to be presented in boring fashion.

Very much worth your time.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Sharp satire on men and women August 13, 2004
Format:Paperback
Set approximately 1000 years from now, Tritcheon Hash is a hot-shot female pilot on the planet Coney Island (named for a famous Earth penal colony). Several hundred years previously, all the women from Earth packed up and moved to Coney Island, leaving the men on their own. Now, the only contact between them happens once a year in a neutral part of the galaxy. At that meeting, all male babies born on Coney Island are exchanged for a ton of frozen sperm.

For the past 50 years or so, secret contacts have been taking place between both planets concerning Reunification, a very touchy subject for both sides. The leaders of Coney Island need to know what's happening on Earth. All their probes and long-distance readings can't get past the Dispro Haze. It's a mile-high layer of dust, chemicals and debris that surrounds Earth and blocks out the sun; giant xenon lamps are used to simulate the sun. Tritch is chosen as a one-person mission to Earth, but specialized training is needed, first. At the local military academy, she meets Bangut Walht, a sensitive young man (it's the only place on Coney Island where men are allowed), to which Tritch is immediately attracted. She also meets Slab Ricknoy, a loudmouthed, arrogant jerk. The program ends, and the men are sent back to Earth, the day that Hash and Ricknoy get into a fight.

Tritch arrives on Earth, near Lake Michigan, and her cover is blown almost immediately. Earth is a place of extreme dirtiness. The air is dirty, the people are dirty and much of the planet is either full of radiation, or officially dead. She runs into Bangut Walht, who shows her the few bright spots. She also meets Slab Ricknoy, now a General, who is convinced that Hash is there to spy on him. He is also a paranoid person, who believes in endless war. Ricknoy has also impounded Hash's ship, looking for its faster-than-light drive, called a lighterator. By galactic law, Earth is confined to the solar system. Should people like Ricknoy get an FTL drive, it would not bode well for anyone, especially the inhabitants of Coney Island.

This is a really sharp satire about men and women about which I'm sure some people will complain. I enjoyed it. It's very easy to read, it has things to say, and it's quite a perceptive story. Well worth checking out.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Satire or Earth's Future? One Writer's Predictions...
Interested in a futuristic sassy little scifi? Check out Tritcheon Hash, which is titled after the main female character, a top pilot on the planet called Coney Island. Read more
Published 14 months ago by Glenda A Bixler
4.0 out of 5 stars A unique satirical vision of the future of humanity
It was bound to happen eventually: the women of Earth finally got tired of dealing with the men, and a mass exodus took place. Read more
Published 15 months ago by Holly Scudero
4.0 out of 5 stars Space opera feminist sci-fi referencing comedy? Yes, yes, and yes!
(Cross-posted from the Adarna SF book blog)

Tritcheon Hash is a comedy with a funny take on both space opera and feminist science fiction. Read more
Published 16 months ago by Frida Fantastic
2.0 out of 5 stars Nice idea, but ...
This is a SF novel with a feminist touch. I like the idea very much: though it' is not really orginal to separae genders and let each go their own way. Read more
Published 17 months ago by Doro schreibt
2.0 out of 5 stars Tritcheon Hash
I normally love sci-fi stuff, but something about this story just didn't click with me. I struggled through the early chapters, because I just didn't care about Tritcheon as a... Read more
Published 17 months ago by Kathryn A. Merkel
3.0 out of 5 stars The middle is the best
Welcome to Coney Island, named after that amusement park left behind on Earth hundreds of years ago. Read more
Published 17 months ago by klred
3.0 out of 5 stars Good, But Not My Kind of Thing
Tritcheon Hash isn't actually my kind of book. I'm certain this is a case where what I think is cool and what the author, Sue Lange, thinks is cool, doesn't match up. Read more
Published 18 months ago by I. E. Davis
5.0 out of 5 stars Tritcheon Hash--CAPTIVATING SCI-FI WIT
Tritcheon Hash is an enjoyable, satirical romp through a Sci-Fi universe. With a keen and humorous eye for the foibles of Sci-Fi, Sue milks a number of sacred, interplanetary cows... Read more
Published 18 months ago by J. Douglas Arnold
5.0 out of 5 stars Tritcheon Hash
Sue Lange's Tritcheon Hash is an enjoyable, satirical blast through a myraid of science fiction galaxies. Read more
Published 18 months ago by J. Douglas Arnold
5.0 out of 5 stars Fabulous read!
Feminist? Yes. Hilarious? Most definitely! I enjoyed this book from "cover to cover" and couldn't put it down. Read more
Published 18 months ago by Kellye C.
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More About the Author

My work is easily digested yet delves into deep subjects and asks profound questions. And sometimes even answers them. I try to be entertaining without being shallow.

I'm a founding member of Book View Cafe (http://www.bookviewcafe.com), an authors' collective that includes such writers as Ursula K. Le Guin, Vonda N. McIntyre, Sarah Zettel, Sherwood Smith, Judith Tarr, Deborah J. Ross and many others.

My latest book, The Perpetual Motion Club will be published in August 2013. Sign up for the announcement as well as news of free ebooks and deals: http://eepurl.com/nh1r9

My ebook, Tritcheon Hash, was made available by Book View Cafe in 2011. Kirkus included the book in their "Best of 2011" list.

The print version of Tritcheon Hash, was published by Metropolis Ink in 2003. We, Robots was originally published by Aqueduct Press in 2007 and then as an ebook by Book View Cafe in 2010. Her anthology of previously published short stories, Uncategorized, is available as an ebook as is her space adventure, The Textile Planet.

My story, Princess Dancer, is included in the anthology of updated fairy tales entitled Beyond Grimm. We put out a book trailer with the story and you can see it on YouTube at: http://youtu.be/0M4S54W1XMg.

My book Perpetual Motion Club will be published in August of 2013. See you then!


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