Customer Reviews

Trojan Condoms and Naughty Novelties Variety Pack

5 star:		(10)
4 star:		(6)
3 star:		(5)
2 star:		(6)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

The condoms that came were mostly no name and the pack of trojan condoms expires in March 2008, well its Jan. 2008 so you can put that together. It's a nice thought though.

when ordering remember that this is a variety pack so they can change the product and you will not get everything shown in the picture. I ended up geting all elxa condoms, a vibrator 2 lubes, 2 rings and then a bunch of crappy lifestyle condoms which i totally didnt want, it is a good price just remember that it will be a variety

I ordered this, receiving not much that you see in the picture. I did receive 31 condoms; 16-"NYC Condom" (a brand I never heard of), 5-"Paradise Cherry" condoms (Again a brand I never heard of) and 10-"Trojan Magnum" condoms these were the only ones I recognize having seen in drugstores.

I also received: a bottle of "60 Lava Libido Enhancer" pills which my girlfriend won't take (I don't blame her), A bottle of "Vibe Lube" (Again; never heard of this brand), 2- Two packs of "Love Fingers, 1- Erection ring for men?, 3-30 minute cards for online adult movie site (They better not ask for a credit card number).

So I received 43 items in a promised 48 item pack. The picture shows all brand name stuff mostly from Trojan. This is mis-leading. While I believe it is a decent value, I am disappointed having missed the fine print: "These are our some of our most popular safe sex items but contents may vary." In my opinion they varied far from what was shown in the picture. I won't buy from this company again.

I read the reviews before buying this, so I guessed that it wasn't going to be all Trojans and fancy vibrators. However, I went ahead and ordered it anyway, because the price was dirt cheap and I was in the mood for a wild weekend of erotic shenanigans. So that readers have an idea of what to expect from this grab bag, this is a complete list of what I received with my order:

10 Atlas Lubricated Condoms.
8 Ultra Shape colored condoms. 4 were yellow, 2 green, and 2 blue.
6 no-name green condoms in a clear package.
6 Lifestyles Midnight Deeply Rich condoms. According to the box, it's "Erotically Ebony For Added Pleasure," whatever that means.
3 Lifestyles Bareback Super Sensitive condoms. According to the box, it's "Almost Like Using Nothing At All."
2 Rough Rider strawberry flavored condoms.
1 Studded Vivid Condom
Something called "ONE To Cool Down." On the back it says "576 Sensations," and apparently the condom has 576 pleasure studs "for a truly exhilarating experience."
4 packets of Astroglide lube.
2 packs of WET Platinum Body Glide.
2 Mega Stretch silicone pleasure rings. One is yellow, the other is clear.
1 bottle of LAVA Libido Enhancer pills for women. It contains 60 tablets.
1 Dr. Honn's Famous Erection Ring for men. I have never seen anything like this. It looks like something a heroin addict would tie around their arm to get a vein ready, but it's actually a "ring" with two adjustable beads on each end, that you can slide down for a better fit.
1 Multi-Speed Vibrating Bullet. It has "variable speeds for different moods," is "compact, discreet, and lightweight," and "powered by two AA batteries," which are not included, of course.
And finally, that 30 minute "Hot Movies" smut site preview that nobody seems to want.

Considering the bulk of stuff you get for a mere ten clams, this is one heck of a deal. Yes, the Amazon photo is VERY misleading, and I was disappointed that there was nary a Trojan in the whole box, but what you do get is very much worth the money. I have never used rings before, and I'm excited about breaking this stuff in this weekend. It's sure to spice things up, and I can't wait to try all these new toys. As someone said earlier, happy days are indeed here again!

I should have read some of the reviews before I purchased this product. The condoms do not come in original packaging and they look like they have been collecting them from free handouts at schools. Not what I thought I was getting myself into.

Originally I bought this cause I was looking forward to what kind of surprises I might find. Quite a bit more then I was expecting. Mostly condoms to be honest. But everything from flavored to warming. Then you throw in a couple of packets of various lubes, flavored n unflavored, rings, mints n even a vibrator. Now that is well worth the measley 10 spot you spend. My husband n I have enjoyed quite a few of the goodies already. N we're looking forward to enjoying plenty more.

At first I rated this product really high because upon first opening it I was like looks like its all here. Well, after examing I was kinda sad, all the condoms were not there(I ordered 48 yet there are only 37), there was only one lubricant type(which I thought it said a variety pack...)

I LOVE this kit. It was shipped quickly and dicreetly and everything came in order with a double of every condom and like you normally get from this seller and I loved the extra toy. It was a Great deal.

It appeared from advertisement that there would be a large number of condoms. The reality was a small number of condoms, small amount of sample packs of lube, and a giant male sex type toy. This was never mentioned in the advertisement.

The Elexa condoms are not so great. They are supposed to be premium condoms. These condoms dry out really fast. It is also hard for the male to put it on. You should use lubricants if using this product. On the other hand, the freshening cloths are good.