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True Light: A, superior, take, unto, the, premier, haloing, of, tenuation. Readily, available, True Light, provides, resource, into, time's, motifed, and, vestuved, authenticate, revelation. Paperback – May 23, 2011

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 72 pages
  • Publisher: iUniverse (May 23, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1450243541
  • ISBN-13: 978-1450243544
  • Product Dimensions: 5 x 0.2 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #741,882 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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300 of 333 people found the following review helpful By Shabadoo2 on February 10, 2013
Format: Paperback
Lark Voorhies much ballyhooed literary debut is a fearless promenade into dementia; a Gertrude Stein-esque masterstroke of deliberate bathos scribed in the percussionary vocal cadence of vintage Shatner. Unrelenting in tone, True Light: A, superior, take, unto, the, premier, haloing, of, tenuation. Readily, available, True Light, provides, resource, into, time's, motifed, and, vestuved, authenticate, revelation centers on a young Ecuadorian donkey tamer thrust into insufferable Marxist warfare circa 1960s Columbia.

And boy oh boy, what a read... Enjoy your Pulitzer, Miss Voorhies.

This is quite simply the greatest book ever written, of all time, by a margin so wide that no book penned passed this point could even remotely compare. You want a difficult read? This book makes Ulysses look like a Tyler Perry screenplay. You want commas? You're in luck, because this book has more commas than words. It has so many commas I thought my book was raining. The commas broke my Kindle, which is a relief, because I'll never have to read again until the universe reaches maximum entropy. It's that good.

I mean look at the title - there are words there that didn't even exist until Lark summoned them onto print. Genius. You know who else creates words out of thin air? Babies. And what is a baby if not God's opinion that the world should go on. Carl Sandburg said that, and I believe it's the underlying motif of Voorhies chef d'oeuvre.

In summation they should have really followed up on that episode where Zack and Lisa started dating.
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67 of 76 people found the following review helpful By M on April 14, 2014
Format: Paperback
What the heck.

Seriously, what the heck.

After Lark Voorhies' mother revealed her daughter had bipolar disorder in an interview and Lark denied it, I couldn't blame Lark. After all, who wants their parents to be talking about them (especially their problems) to others, more so publicly?

However, after reading the free preview of this book, I can see that Ms. Voorhies is in desperate need of help. I've seen mentally competent people make spelling and grammar mistakes here and there, and many people with mental disorders write well. Unfortunately, Ms. Voorhies is not one of them. I tried to understand what I was reading, honestly I TRIED. But I could not make heads or tails of this. I've never seen so many commas in a book, and the fact that Ms. Voorhies thought that it was a good idea to put a comma between each word tells you a lot about her mental state.

Please, Ms. Voorhies. Get help. I know many people deny that they have mental problems, and I can understand that very few want to admit that they have problems in the first place, but seriously, get help. You will only feel better and your life will become so much better for it.
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109 of 130 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on October 4, 2012
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As a fan of Saved by the Bell and commas, I, would, give, this, book, 17, stars, if, I, could. A true masterpiece in the commaphile genre.
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46 of 53 people found the following review helpful By Mister Man on May 10, 2014
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So where pray tell is the audio book?? And can we please have Lark do the reading? Then I could die happy!!
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38 of 44 people found the following review helpful By Joshua D. Kuhn on August 6, 2014
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Seriously, I loved it. It's about time we got noticed.

Signed,

President, Comma Society.
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33 of 38 people found the following review helpful By CKT on June 19, 2014
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I, COULDN'T, WAIT, TO, FINISH, THIS, BOOK, IT, HIT, ME, RIGHT, IN, THE, FEELS, IF, YOU, DON'T, FEEL, MOVED, BY, THIS, BOOK, THEN, YOU, ARE, A, ROBOT,
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24 of 27 people found the following review helpful By BB on January 4, 2015
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Maybe her space bar was broken?
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32 of 41 people found the following review helpful By Mr. Head on April 7, 2013
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The amount of commas IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

not sure if shes crazy

or i'm not smart enough to get it
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