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Holly Christine (Author)
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January 15, 2010
Tuesday Morning has always been a little different. She's kept a diary since 1989 and while researching for her English Lit thesis in 2003 on Emily Dickinson's transcendental tendencies, finds a poem that will change her life. Haunted by a past that she considers less than desirable, Tuesday recreates her history with the stroke of a pen. Page by page, year by year, she rewrites her painful memories as she has always fantasized. Bullied and discontented with her body before, she now becomes popular, thin and desired. Throughout this cleansing process, she consciously decides what to keep and what to toss. She scans her old diary entries for words that trigger painful and unpleasant thoughts: Fat Tuesday (her nickname in high school), Katie (her childhood neighbor turned bully), Writer (her dream of becoming) and Monday (her identical twin sister). Tuesday finds herself in an odd place six years later, unknowingly spending each day of her life as someone that she was never meant to become. With each breath of her new life, Tuesday obliviously loses more of herself. When a special person of her past returns to her present, Tuesday is forced to choose between the life that she had once desired and her true self. We all have deep secrets and skeletons in our closets. Imagine having the ability to not only change the past, but also completely alter the present and future. How far will Tuesday go to erase her past? And how much of herself will she lose in the process?

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About the Author

Holly Christine is the author of The Nine Lives of Clemenza and Tuesday Tells it Slant. She resides in Pittsburgh, PA, and is co-creator of the Pittsburgh South Writers Group. For more information, visit Holly's website at http://www.hollychristinewrites.com

Product Details

  • Paperback: 278 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace (January 15, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1450571212
  • ISBN-13: 978-1450571210
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,187,590 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Holly Christine is the author of The Nine Lives of Clemenza and Tuesday Tells it Slant. She resides in Pittsburgh and is co-creator of the Pittsburgh South Writers Group with Sandy Ward Bell. For more information check out Holly's website at www.hollychristinewrites.com


 

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A KindleObsessed Review, April 6, 2010
This review is from: Tuesday Tells it Slant (Paperback)
I didn't actually plan on writing this review until Friday, but as I rounded the last 2% percent of this artfully crafted novel, my need to immediately put my thoughts to paper was almost overwhelming.

I have never encountered a book that embodied my personality more than "Tuesday Tells it Slant." Lets just say, for all intents and purposes...that I am in fact Tuesday. (p.s. Tuesday is a name, not a weekday reference)

1. She is a book reviewer who has absolutely no problem telling someone that their book is a waste of space.

2. She should probably be writing books herself but lacks the inspiration to do so.

3. She refuses to throw away books because, in her mind, it should be considered a crime, and

4. She is willing to do almost anything to make the past disappear.

Growing up for Tuesday was...interesting. With a twin sister who enjoyed chucking the occasional milk cartoon at people, and a childhood friend that was secretly in love with her, life was bound to be full of surprises, but when interesting turns to unfathomable Tuesday loses focus. With her world suddenly turned upside down she decides that re-writing the past is a more acceptable answer than dealing with the future. How far would you go to slant your memories? Who would you unknowingly hurt in the process and would slanting your past skew your future?

Despite the underlying darkness of "Tuesday Tells it Slant" it was actually quite witty. "Holly Christine's" writing had eloquence to it I was not expecting, and the novel as a whole gave me a much deeper appreciation for Emily Dickinson (whom I had otherwise considered a general waste of my brain matter.) The plot was written from 1 perspective, but in several different mediums, which could have (very easily) made this a difficult read, but a flowing plot and seamless transitions allowed the reader to keep pace with the (helpfully) dated flashbacks and diary entries.

Do I think this book is for everyone? No. It is not an epic romance, it is not an escape from reality, it is not a thoughtless read, what it is... is a lesson in dealing with the reality of life when it happens.

There was a spectacular revenge plot involving spoiled milk, a fight to save a book store, the invention of the orange skittle, adventures in teenage goldfish eating, a very stinky car, and 1 street-side hypnotherapy session that changed a life forever.

For those of you who do decide purchase this diamond in the rough...enjoy the beautiful prose, experience the inner-workings of an authors mind, and relish in the little details that make us human. Get it, Live it, Love it...pass it on.

Happy reading my fellow Kindle-ites and remember: "2 minutes in sorrow will make you fall flat"
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars 3 1/2 Stars, April 13, 2010
Plot/Storyline: 1 Star

I was terribly confused when I began this novel. It skipped around so much that it was maddening. Although each "chapter" was labeled with a date, unless I sat and read it straight through with a pen and paper to take notes, there was no way for me to keep track of what was going on and when it was happening. About halfway through the novel, a clue was finally given as to why the story skipped around so much. Also, if you read the book description very carefully, you will be able to tell what is happening. However, I think having to read a book description in order to understand a novel means that the storyline was poorly written.

I began just trying to take each chapter as a story by itself, with a recurring protagonist. That did help a little, but it was very hard to put all the pieces together, especially after taking a break from reading to do things like eat and sleep. I would pick up the novel after one of those breaks and wonder where the heck I was for several paragraphs, or even pages.

The overall plot was very good, though. Had things been explained better, and earlier in the book, I think the idea would have been very appealing.

I have to add one thing: I loved the names of the twins: Monday and Tuesday Morning. Those names are terrific!

Character Development: 3 Stars

It was hard to judge character development when I had to wonder which parts were even true. Then, I realized that even the imaginary portions revealed things about Tuesday, perhaps even more so than reality. Even amidst all the confusion, I really felt like I knew Tuesday. She was deep, flawed, and interesting.

The other characters fell rather flat, seemingly just foils for Tuesday's life and events. I was completely unmoved by Monday as I just didn't get a change to know her at all. Tuesday's "love interest," Billy, was pretty much the same, with the man just being portrayed with no personality. He just seemed to follow along behind Tuesday with no real feelings of his own.

Writing Style: 5 Stars

The sentence structuring was very well done, making for smooth, easy reading. The descriptions were perfect, with some great metaphors thrown in at just the right pace for a humorous effect. The dialogue was realistic.

Editing/Formatting: 5 Stars


Both were of professional quality

Rating: PG-14 for Language and Adult Situations
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Must Read!, March 20, 2010
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The Author created a modern day fairytale. The glass slipper of tragedy brings home the prince charming. Yet, it is more thatn that; it is a story full of good and evil, lust and romance, love and hate, and truth and lies. It is a page turner, yet not Dan Brown annoying. Basiclly, her subtle hints force you to want to know more. Don't miss out on this enjoyable ride.
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