Turning on the Girls [Paperback]

Cheryl Benard (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: July 30, 2002

In the wickedly amusing Turning on the Girls, Cheryl Benard proves herself to be truly an equal-opportunity satirizer.

It's the year 2000-something. A decade ago, the world's power was seized by women, and since then things have been wonderful...or at least they will be -- just as soon as the new rulers finish fixing things. Meet Lisa, a dedicated young employee ready to do her part. Why does she have stacks of pornography and romance novels on her desk? It's her job: To come up with politically correct fantasies for women. No more lovesick simpering, no more masochistic daydreams! Women are going to learn to be turned on by healthier, more dignified fantasies -- as soon as Lisa can come up with some.

Good thing she has her trusty assistant, Justin. About to graduate from the men's reeducation program, Justin's ready to do whatever it takes to make this project a success. But elsewhere, male discontent ferments: Harmony, a secret men's movement, is planning an uprising to reclaim world power. It's up to Lisa and Justin to infiltrate Harmony. Before long they find themselves in Zone Six -- where the unreformable men reside -- on the run, trying to save the world as they know it.

Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

Women have taken over the world in this gender-centric, rollicking good novel. Called on the carpet for bad behavior and general ineptness, the worst specimens of the male sex are banished to Zone Six by an elite group of New Age Femi-Nazis; borderline males are "re-educated" with counseling and medication. But a creeping romantic urge survives in the triumphant female population. Women still long for male companionship, and black market sales of romantic novels are corroding the very foundations upon which the Revolution was fought. Enter Lisa, an operative of the lauded Ministry of Thought, who is charged with finding an acceptable sexual fantasy for women. Researching centuries of erotica, pornography and outright s&m, Lisa concludes that women have always dreamed and written about dominant, testosterone-laden men. Just as she's about to give up in despair, she is given a new assignment. With Justin, her administrative assistant and a current re-education subject, she is ordered to infiltrate Harmony, a counterrevolutionary underground men's movement. Despite discovering that Harmony meetings are rife with such archaic pursuits as makeovers for women and coed dancing, Lisa and Justin have little to report until they are invited to a special meeting and find themselves stranded in Zone Six with simpering women, redneck men and positive proof of an antirevolutionary coup attempt but no way to transmit their knowledge. Though hampered by a long-drawn-out beginning, the novel is saved by wry humor, backstabbing betrayals and fabulous secondary characters. Deeper than a mere "what-if" fantasy, this contra-Atwoodesque social fiction may satirize political correctness, but it also manages to salute present and future feminist triumphs, albeit in roundabout fashion. (Mar.)Forecast: The title is terrific; the cover that carries it is not: flowery, it gives little clue as to the nature of the novel. But this book will succeed primarily through word of mouth, of which there will be plenty.

Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information, Inc.

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From Booklist

If Dorothy Parker had written Brave New World it might have resembled Benard's satiric vision of a utopia designed and run by women. With the Revolution, the problems of hunger, disease, and poverty are overcome, and crime has become a thing of the past. Lisa, Benard's heroine, works at the Ministry of Thought helping create a body of sexual fantasies appropriate for the new post-Revolution woman. Her assistant, Justin, is in the final stages of his "re-education" and is hoping to be able to rejoin society as a full-fledged citizen. However, a counterrevolution is brewing: a group of disenfranchised men (and the women who love them) have formed an underground movement to restore the old order. Justin accidentally becomes involved, even though he appreciates what the Revolution has brought. Lisa is ordered to infiltrate the group, and as things heat up, Benard explores with wit and insight the war between the sexes and all the confusion that has resulted from the evolution of gender roles over the last few decades. Bonnie Johnston
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Product Details

• Paperback: 320 pages
• Publisher: Washington Square Press (July 30, 2002)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0743442911
• ISBN-13: 978-0743442916
• Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.5 x 0.9 inches
• Shipping Weight: 9.9 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (13 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,125,099 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars absolutely fabulous, May 14, 2001

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Meg Fullerton (Montclair, NJ United States) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Turning on the Girls (Hardcover)

This is not just one of the most inventive and hilarious books I've read this year, it's one of the funniest ever. Benard has you laughing on just about every page. She takes the idea of a world in which women are charge and uses it to skewer --well, just about everybody and every idea even remotely p.c. It's the kind of book you want to call your friends to quote lines from. (And even my husband was laughing out loud when I read him parts.)

Benard has just got such a great, rollicking voice, and no target is taboo. Combine that sense of humor with an appealing main character, Lisa, who is charged with the difficult task of finding new ... fantasties for women in the new world order, and her charmingly clueless sidekick, Justin (who's being reeducated in a series of nine month long courses), and you've got a very fun book that also makes you reconsider your own preconceptions -- which is what the very best fiction does: reveals the world to you in a completely fresh way. So be warned: if you don't like to have your view of the world challenged, if you can't stand the idea of sacred cows being taken down, and you can't laugh at the foibles of men and women alike, this book isn't for you. But for the rest of us, we couldn't ask for a better, more clever guide to the absurdities of gender warfare.

10 of 13 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This was one wild ride, March 5, 2001

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Harriet Klausner - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Turning on the Girls (Hardcover)

Women rule the world. Borderline males who can be fixed are reeducated with counseling and medication. Die hard chauvinist pigs and similar non-repairable disorders are exiled to Zone Six.

A growing black market thrives with the selling of contraband consisting of the most dangerous element to society, romance novels. In the Ministry of Thought, Lisa searches for a permissible sexual fantasy so women will not regress back to the outlawed romantic urges of previous generations. To accomplish her mission, Lisa conducts research into the banned pornography of the past. With the help of her reeducated assistant Justin, they go underground, but soon find themselves in trouble in Zone Six from throwbacks of both genders.

1984, with a totally female dominated society, is the underlying foundation to this strong satirical futuristic tale. The story line hammers at everyone across the spectrum for excessiveness in personal agendas even as the plot acknowledges the recent gains by women in western society. Readers will enjoy TURNING ON THE GIRLS because the novel is humorous yet biting with no sacred icons allowed to escape the grip of the plot's teeth. Although the establishing of the setting requires patience, once the ride reaches the acme of the first incline, it is a swift no stop wild trip into social irony.

Harriet Klausner

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars NOT a "feminist" novel but a good light-hearted beach book, August 12, 2002

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Douglas Herbert (Arlington, VA United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Turning on the Girls (Paperback)

Jennifer Crusie meets Gloria Steinem and a good time is had by all.

The author makes no secret of her intentions here -- from the start she explicitly says that her sci-fi premise (the feminists have taken over and are trying to figure out what to do with all those incorrigible men) is not plausible. But who cares? As she says, if a man like Orwell can write a novel with talking animal characters, she's "entitled."

Although a light read, the author's detailed knowledge of the various genres of "erotica" and feminist writings about it (from de Sade to romance novels to Paglia to Ayn Rand) sustains the book intellectually.

The Orwell reference fits, but only if you think Animal Farm and not 1984. It definitely is not one of those angry, serious 1980s "feminist sci-fi" books like Margaret Atwood's "A Handmaid's Tale" or Suzy McKee Charnas'"Walk to the End of the Earth." If your expectations are more along the lines of Connie Willis' lighter works, the Bridget Jones series, or even ... romance queen Jennifer Crusie, you won't be disappointed.

One final warning -- despite the packaging, this book is not erotica.