Good news! There is a non-dairy version - it's called Benjamin Moore Latex Eggshell White and, best of all, any that's spilled can be easily cleaned up with soap and warm water - low in calories too!
I like this milk, oh yes I do, it comes in gallons, white not blue. You can drink it from a cup, you can sip it, you can sup. Have it with a little ham, have it with a bit of jam. I like this milk, oh yes I do, and if you try it, you will too.