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'Twas the Night Before Vampires' Christmas: A Parody Poem [Kindle Edition]

Mike Cecconi , Eve Paludan
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Book Description

’Twas the Night Before Vampires’ Christmas is a very short poem that parodies the famous ’Twas the Night Before Christmas. In this clever noir version, comedy writer Mike Cecconi pits vampires against Santa Claus on the most magical night of the year. The vampires have hatched a diabolical plan to take over Christmas and get what they want. But, which side will prevail? This tale takes twists and turns in a funny nightmare, a what-if poem that readers will want to read out loud. Just because it's so much fun.

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Product Details

  • File Size: 151 KB
  • Print Length: 5 pages
  • Publisher: Eve Paludan; 2012.11.29 edition (November 29, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #972,215 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Damn you sMets... February 13, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I bought this because an internet-acquaintance who does the tweets is a pretty funny dude. I sure got 99 cents of laughs out of it.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Twas the night before Vampires' christmas January 14, 2014
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Mmmm not sure whether I did like it. A bit quiirky and not quite what I was expecting. It didn't suit my purpose after I bought the book and read it through.
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