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'Twas the Night Before Vampires' Christmas: A Parody Poem Kindle Edition

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Length: 5 pages Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled

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  • File Size: 151 KB
  • Print Length: 5 pages
  • Publisher: Eve Paludan; 2012.11.29 edition (November 29, 2012)
  • Publication Date: November 29, 2012
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00AFORER8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,390,986 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Island River Scribe on December 22, 2014
Format: Kindle Edition
Every year at least one parody on Clement Clarke Moore’s “A Visit From St. Nicholas,” commonly called “Twas the Night Before Christmas,” comes to light. This year, the first one to catch my attention is written by Mike Cecconi.

The parody is available as a standalone purchase, but I happened upon it at the end of P.D. Lake’s “Santa’s Little Heist.” It seems to be a bit longer than the version it parodies and it does not always match the original cadence, but the story it tells works nevertheless.

And, as I was quietly smiling and enjoying Cecconi’s take on Santa vs. the Vampires, I suddenly found myself laughing aloud, tears streaming down my cheeks, at the visual from one stanza near the end. And I quote:

“With Rudolph’s nose set to ‘simulate sunlight,’
Thousands went up like fireworks into the night;
Included in the vampires’ incidental losses
Were the deaths from Christmas displays involving crosses.”

For those of us who truly believe, whether it be in vampires or in Santa, this parody hits the mark.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Asherdan on February 13, 2013
Format: Kindle Edition Verified Purchase
I bought this because an internet-acquaintance who does the tweets is a pretty funny dude. I sure got 99 cents of laughs out of it.
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Mmmm not sure whether I did like it. A bit quiirky and not quite what I was expecting. It didn't suit my purpose after I bought the book and read it through.
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