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Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes (Rose Gardner Mystery) [Kindle Edition]

Denise Grover Swank
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Book Description

The first book of the USA Today Bestselling series!

"Though much of the book is light-hearted and occasionally outright hilarious, the author sneaks in a few home truths along the way that will hit you where it counts, like how even someone’s best intentions can box you in." --Everybody Needs a Little Romance

"This was one of those books that I kept telling myself one more page, then I need to put it down. Instead I found myself tearing through the book instead, needing to know the outcome." --Just Jump Book Reviews

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For Rose Gardner, working at the DMV on a Friday afternoon is bad even before she sees a vision of herself dead. She’s had plenty of visions, usually boring ones like someone’s toilet’s overflowed, but she’s never seen one of herself before. When her overbearing momma winds up murdered on her sofa instead, two things are certain: There isn't enough hydrogen peroxide in the state of Arkansas to get that stain out, and Rose is the prime suspect.

Rose realizes she’s wasted twenty-four years of living and makes a list on the back of a Wal-Mart receipt: twenty-eight things she wants to accomplish before her vision comes true. She’s well on her way with the help of her next door neighbor Joe, who has no trouble teaching Rose the rules of drinking, but won’t help with number fifteen-- do more with a man. Joe’s new to town, but it doesn’t take a vision for Rose to realize he’s got plenty secrets of his own.

Somebody thinks Rose has something they want and they’ll do anything to get it. Her house is broken into, someone else she knows is murdered, and suddenly, dying a virgin in the Fenton County jail isn’t her biggest worry after all.

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Winner of The Beacon – 2010 Unpublished Division, Mainstream Category


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WINNER of the 2012 Write Touch Readers' Award for Mainstream with Romantic Elements

"Though much of the book is light-hearted and occasionally outright hilarious, the author sneaks in a few home truths along the way that will hit you where it counts, like how even someone's best intentions can box you in." --Everybody Needs a Little Romance

"This was one of those books that I kept telling myself one more page, then I need to put it down. Instead I found myself tearing through the book instead, needing to know the outcome." --Just Jump Book Reviews

About the Author

Denise lives in Lee's Summit, Missouri. She has six children, two dogs, and an overactive imagination. She can be found dancing in her kitchen with her children, reading or writing her next book. You will rarely find her cleaning.
She's a full time author. Two of her previous manuscripts won the Fantasy/Futuristic/Paranormal category and the Mainstream category in The Beacon 2010 Unpublished writing contest sponsored by First Coast Romance Writers.

Product Details

  • File Size: 672 KB
  • Print Length: 374 pages
  • Publisher: Bramagioia Enterprises (December 19, 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0058UXHHK
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #203 Free in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Free in Kindle Store)
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109 of 110 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A great, entertaining, read! July 23, 2011
Format:Paperback|Verified Purchase
This book was a great read and once you get started, it really is hard to put down. Even with a toddler in the house I somehow managed to read it in about two days.

I was attracted to the book by the blurb, it seemed quirky enough that I would like, and I saw there was an overbearing mother in the picture. Having one myself I was interested. I have to say that the character of 'Momma' and the affect she has on her children seems very authentic. I could understand why Rose, the daughter that stayed behind to care for the cruel mother, was the way she was, and why her sister 'the one who got away' was the way she was too. I liked how the dynamic plays out later in the book between the sisters and found them particularly engaging.

The characters are very real. None of them 100% perfect all of the time. Sometimes they infuriate you or make you slap her head, while in the next scene make you giddy, or a little teary.

The book is often witty and Rose's take on situations are sometimes laugh out loud funny. There are some twists and many secrets revealed throughout the book. Some more unexpected than others, but once revealed, you definitely feel an 'ah-ha' moment. The scenes are described beautifully, never with more description than needed, which is just what I like. I've been known to only glaze over overly descriptive passages in most of the books I read, so this was a definite plus for me.

I'd recommend the book to anyone who likes a coming of age story, murder mystery, or a romance. Rose a great heroine who is stronger than she thinks right from the beginning. It'll be interesting to see with her new found confidence where the next book in the series will take her.
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63 of 65 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Surprisingly Addictive July 15, 2011
Format:Paperback
I downloaded Twenty-Eight and a Half Wishes and planned to save it for my upcoming beach trip. As I do all books I buy, I took a peek at the first few pages to get an idea of the style of writing. Just one day later I had finished it, unable to put it aside because Rose had my attention--I was rooting for her to transform herself from a victim to a heroine. At least, I hoped she would and I was determined to see it through. I won't be a spoiler, I'll just tell you that the story flows well and will not leave you bored. Buy it now! This debut author has a promising future ahead of her, and I hope she cranks out a few more books very soon!
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46 of 47 people found the following review helpful
By kacee
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I loved this mystery. Serious stuff happened in a light hearted way. Others told what this novel is about, so I won't repeat, but I'll try to convince you to buy this book. I know I am reading a good story when I can't wait to get back to it, over and over, reading much to long into the night.

For those of you who wonder, there are no sex scenes. There was a hint, but the reader is left outside the closed door, as we should be. There are plenty other books out there if that is your preference.

There are a couple of visions, but this isn't a "paranormal" story. The author writes in such a way that the whole story is very believable; so much so that I forgot there was an author. It seemed more like watching a movie.

I liked everything about this novel, and I give it my highest 5 star review.
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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Strangely disappointing. September 26, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I really wanted to like Rose. I have a soft spot for sheltered naive heroines. But Rose is an idiot. She surpasses Too Stupid To Live and ends up in Too Stupid To Function.
I spent most of my reading experience trying to figure out if Rose was written this way purposefully, or if the author couldn't figure out a way to advance the plot without her heroine making stupid decisions.
I think it was on purpose. I think we are supposed to think Rose is adorably naive. I was willing to go with that for awhile but it is grating. This book falls into the trap of humiliating the female characters as a form of comedy.
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26 of 29 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars very enjoyable April 5, 2012
By FJ BANK
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book. The characters (especially the main) are will developed and I felt myself instantly rooting for and identifying with her (even though I'm a guy :-) I was somewhat disappointed by the mystery part, of which the built up to its conclusion suggested a much more interesting and reasonable solution. I don't want to give away anything, but one of my earlier guesses for a possible solution seemed more compelling and satisfying than what the actual solution ended up to be. Swank's psychological writing is more interesting and rewarding to me than her mystery writing, and that is why I enjoyed this book.
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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun, exciting and all out wonderful February 8, 2012
Format:Paperback
This book was simply fantastic! The story drags you in from the first line and never lets you go. My adrenaline got going with this one and didn't stop until the very end. The excitement and plot twists are well made so that they are fun and exhilarating. Rose is a fabulous character - a mixture of the innocence of a young girl with the maturity of an adult. She is sweet, naive and determined to break free from her past. Joe is an enigma and you go back and forth with Rose and if you should trust him or not (though you want to). Their interaction, though a bit steamy at one point, is wonderful and sweet and curls your toes. there were so many great lines and expressions that I was laughing half the time at the quirkiness of the writing. A great mystery, romance and adventure all rolled into one. I highly recommend this one.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Love Rose Gardner!
This book was a great read. The characters are believable and grow throughout the work. I started with this one and have read all the books in the series. Read more
Published 44 minutes ago by Waldie
4.0 out of 5 stars I liked it
I think it started out a little slow but keep reading, I think it gets better. I don't usually write a lot in a review but it is worth the time to read it. Quick nice easy read. Read more
Published 14 hours ago by 1nicelady
5.0 out of 5 stars Fast paced.... keeps you wanting to hurry to the next page.
I loved the suspense mixed with "clean" romance and intrigue. Can't wait to read the next book in this series to see what issues Rose will face and conquer. Read more
Published 19 hours ago by Fishlady
5.0 out of 5 stars I loved it!
I can't wait to continue my adventures with Rose Gardener! I love the humor! My husband says I can't read these in bed anymore because I keep him awake with my giggling! Read more
Published 19 hours ago by Ray
3.0 out of 5 stars Easy read
This is a fun and easy read. Rose is an exasperating, stubborn person, but rather likeable. I was not completely happy with the ending as it is a direct lead into the next book. Read more
Published 23 hours ago by S. Johnson
4.0 out of 5 stars Great suspense
This was the best free book I have read to date. Looking very forward to the second book in series.
Published 1 day ago by Jenny
5.0 out of 5 stars Mother May Not Always Know Best!
I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS BOOK!! I have to say that it is quite rare for me to read something and not expect who had really done it in the end, so this was sort of a pleasant... Read more
Published 1 day ago by Kayla West
4.0 out of 5 stars Captivating
Loved it. Was funny and thrilling and cute, All rolled into one. Couldn't put it down. Can't wait to start the next book.
Published 2 days ago by Maria Alphonsa Saju Thomas Chirayil
2.0 out of 5 stars not great book
I did not like the main character. She was supposing trying to grow up and try new things. I think it was stupid how she kept trying t to stupid things and had to keep getting... Read more
Published 2 days ago by Brittney
4.0 out of 5 stars Silly, cute and romantic
I'm not a big romance fan, but this was a fun, cute, easy read. A little mystery and a little humor make this book worthwhile.
Published 2 days ago by Paige
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More About the Author

New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Denise Grover Swank was born in Kansas City, Missouri and lived in the area until she was nineteen. Then she became a nomadic gypsy, living in five cities, four states and ten houses over the course of ten years before she moved back to her roots. She speaks English and smattering of Spanish and Chinese which she learned through an intensive Nick Jr. immersion period. Her hobbies include witty Facebook comments (in own her mind) and dancing in her kitchen with her children. (Quite badly if you believe her offspring.) Hidden talents include the gift of justification and the ability to drink massive amounts of caffeine and still fall asleep within two minutes. Her lack of the sense of smell allows her to perform many unspeakable tasks. She has six children and hasn't lost her sanity. Or so she leads you to believe.

You can find out more about Denise at www.denisegroverswank.com or email her at DeniseGroverSwank@gmail.com

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