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Track Listings
| 1. The Twelve Pains Of Christmas |
| 2. The Chimney Song |
| 3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us |
| 4. Wreck The Malls |
| 5. A Visit From St. Nicholson |
| 6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads |
| 7. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) |
| 8. The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen' |
| 9. Foreigners |
| 10. Joy To The World |
| 11. A Message From The King |
Editorial Reviews
Songs Include : The 12 Pains Of Christmas / The Chimney Song / We Wish You Weren't Living With Us / Wreck The Malls / A Visit From St. Nicholson / O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads / I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa - When I Get Out On Parole / The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen / Foreigners / Joy To The World / A Message From The King
Customer Reviews
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
20 of 20 people found the following review helpful
Format:Audio CD
This holiday parody collection has a few masterpieces on it which more than make up for a dated clunker or two. "The Chimney Song", also known as "Santa's stuck up in the chimney" is worth the purchase price all by itself if you have a kid between the ages of eight and 13. Also fine are "Twelve Pains of Christmas" and "Wreck the Malls" and "The Restroom Door Said 'Gentlemen' and "I'm Dressing Up Like Santa When I Get Out on Parole." The misfires include a Jack Nicholson-sound-alike recitation and "Come All Ye Faithful Dead-heads". If you like this sort of thing, also consider buying from Amazon Dave Rudolf's "Completely Cracked Christmas." That one's as good as this, and also has a stuck-in-the-fireplace Santa song, coincidentally. Both of them work for temporarily relieving the stress of shopping, traffic and other holiday burdens.
10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
The words to these hysterically funny tunes, especially the "12 Pains" song, really depict how idiotic people become during the holiday season! Very funny! Great for any holiday party or to relieve stress at work. Buy this one for hard to buy for people or for grab bags.
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
By Eddie Carter
Format:Audio CD
The best cut - by far is the 12 Pains of Christmas, especially when the song gets to the higher numbers and the singers are getting frustrated with their "tasks." The Child singing "The Chimney Song" was adorable. I also laughed aloud at "The Restroom Door Said Gentleman." The message from Elvis and the Jack Nickelson peice - I could've done without. Also the "Foreigners" track usually get's fastfowarded over. All in all I really do enjoy the tape.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars
Twisted Christmas
Great Cd and I would recommend it. I have listened to this Cd many times. Great Cd to put you in the holiday spirit!
Published 1 day ago by T. Shearer
5.0 out of 5 stars
buy this cd
an oldie but a goodie its got the best songs this is the first twisted Christmas CD I have ever heard and I absolutely love it
Published 1 month ago by $100 or 20 not a hard choice
4.0 out of 5 stars
Funny Background Holiday Entertainment
Another silly Bob Rivers CD. It is funny, and great to have for a holiday party. The songs are clever and can be used to add spice to any party.
Published 2 months ago by A. Frost
5.0 out of 5 stars
Awesome
Not your mamas Christmas Carols. Delivered on time. What a treat to listen to something a little bit different on Christmas. A new holiday tradition.
Published 2 months ago by shegg
5.0 out of 5 stars
Exactly what I wanted
I have been looking for this CD for a long time. Brings back lots of silly childhood memories. Thank You!
Published 3 months ago by Sarah Brown
5.0 out of 5 stars
The Twisted Christmas Review
I bought this album years ago, on cassette. I LOVED the songs on this album, they are SO hilarious. I would recommend this album to ALL my friends and family. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Michael Newton
5.0 out of 5 stars
love it
I love the light-hearted music and would consider purchasing other recordings by Bob Rivers. I would recommend this to everyone who likes to laugh.
Published 4 months ago by diane
4.0 out of 5 stars
Very funny album
The album has a great sense of humor and made me laugh. There were 2-3 songs that I did not like.
Published 4 months ago by Raymond Sarro Jr.
5.0 out of 5 stars
family favorite
I picked this up at least 15 years ago on casette tape. It has been a family favorite ever since and we all sing along. It was time to upgrade to CD!
Published 4 months ago by jbaje
5.0 out of 5 stars
Different
I ordered this because my granddaughter likes the first song -- the 12 Pains of Christmas. Bought the CD just to have that. The other songs do not match my sense of humor. Read more
Published 4 months ago by S. Sprouse
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