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Twisted Christmas

Bob RiversAudio CD
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (84 customer reviews)

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Product Details

  • Audio CD (October 25, 1990)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Atlantic
  • ASIN: B000002JLV
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (84 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #65,044 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

1. The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
2. The Chimney Song
3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
4. Wreck The Malls
5. A Visit From St. Nicholson
6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
7. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)
8. The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen'
9. Foreigners
10. Joy To The World
11. A Message From The King

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22 of 22 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Good fun at Christmas... March 26, 2002
Format:Audio CD
This holiday parody collection has a few masterpieces on it which more than make up for a dated clunker or two. "The Chimney Song", also known as "Santa's stuck up in the chimney" is worth the purchase price all by itself if you have a kid between the ages of eight and 13. Also fine are "Twelve Pains of Christmas" and "Wreck the Malls" and "The Restroom Door Said 'Gentlemen' and "I'm Dressing Up Like Santa When I Get Out on Parole." The misfires include a Jack Nicholson-sound-alike recitation and "Come All Ye Faithful Dead-heads". If you like this sort of thing, also consider buying from Amazon Dave Rudolf's "Completely Cracked Christmas." That one's as good as this, and also has a stuck-in-the-fireplace Santa song, coincidentally. Both of them work for temporarily relieving the stress of shopping, traffic and other holiday burdens.
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars We all should look at the holidays so light hearted! November 27, 1999
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
The words to these hysterically funny tunes, especially the "12 Pains" song, really depict how idiotic people become during the holiday season! Very funny! Great for any holiday party or to relieve stress at work. Buy this one for hard to buy for people or for grab bags.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars It's a good laugh at Christmas!! October 26, 2001
Format:Audio CD
The best cut - by far is the 12 Pains of Christmas, especially when the song gets to the higher numbers and the singers are getting frustrated with their "tasks." The Child singing "The Chimney Song" was adorable. I also laughed aloud at "The Restroom Door Said Gentleman." The message from Elvis and the Jack Nickelson peice - I could've done without. Also the "Foreigners" track usually get's fastfowarded over. All in all I really do enjoy the tape.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Merry Christmas With a Laugh December 18, 2004
Format:Audio CD
Every year at Christmas, people will listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies, and while most people like peaceful Christmas music, a lot of people do like parody Christmas music, and anytime you want a good, funny album with parody Christmas music, you should turn to Bob Rivers. Rivers is hillarious, and usually every year at Christmas( last year Rivers did not release a CD) he will release an album with parody Christmas music. "Twisted Christmas" is a lot of fun. The only dissapointment on this CD is the short, four minute skit "A Visit From St. Nicholson", which is just not very funny. The rest of the album is hillarious, and topics like hangovers at Christmas, wrecking malls, restroom doors talking, and dressing up like Santa when you get out on parole are just plain funny. "Twisted Christmas" was released in 1987, and some of the music to the parodies on this CD sound very 80's. I think I like Bob Rivers' Christmas music better than I like peaceful Christmas music.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars This is ssooooooo funny! July 31, 2003
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
the songs are pretty corny and the music's pretty rough, but the lines are hysterical! I play it every year as a tradition now when we go around looking at xmas lights.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
This was released as a demo to radio stations which is the copy I still have and love, buying CD tonight, many years ago, probably 12+ without looking at my orginal album. Laugh a minute!! Most tracks are really good, couple in there that should have been left on the cutting room floor, but this is definitly money well spent to lighten the holiday mood!! "Get a flashlight..I blew a Fuse!!!"
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun for the Holidays November 28, 1998
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
This CD was my christmas blues killer. My friends and I even sing these versions of the christmas classics on our own! Must have for that holiday party.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars funny February 2, 2009
Format:Audio CD|Verified Purchase
I had heard a particular song on the radio, searched for it and found amazon to have it on a cd with other funny cute spoof Christmas songs. Was amazed and pleased to find it.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars A CD that should be a part of everyone's Christmas Collection
The CD came very quickly. I had the cassette tape when I was a child and wanted the CD to add to my collection. It's great for a laugh.
Published 1 month ago by Laura R. Pharr
5.0 out of 5 stars I have on cassette, just wanted the CD's too.
- AWESOME, I love Bob Rivers and all his cronies, they are so great. Nobody does parodies better than Twisted Tunes.
Published 1 month ago by Janice Jacbson
5.0 out of 5 stars We had to order another album.
Our son and his wife loved this album so much that they forgot to tell us that our son had "borrowed" it. The album arrived in plenty of time for the holidays. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Steven
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful!
Call me off-the-wall, but I LIKE this guy and his music! I used to hear some on the radio, but since I've moved a bit farther south, they don't play this on the air. Thanks!!
Published 2 months ago by Vickie
5.0 out of 5 stars Love twisted christmas
One of my holiday favorites. A classic in my home. It takes a sense of humor, though so keep that in mind for those you play it for.
Published 2 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
If you like weird al at all, you will love this music. It has been a big part of our christmas tradition for years now.
Published 2 months ago by DeWayne L Lamb
5.0 out of 5 stars shake your head
This collection not for the faint or politically correct
Not your grandmothers holiday songs
But sure to be a favourite
Published 3 months ago by Michael S. Ruiz
5.0 out of 5 stars I love this CRAZY Christmas CD
I used to have this one a long time ago. My daughter found it on Amazon and ordered it for me, on my account of course. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Deborah Brewer
2.0 out of 5 stars Great stocking stuffer
I was disappointed there was not a list of song titles. I was hoping to hear a song I recognized.
Published 3 months ago by Sheri Vinyard
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
How DO they sing these with straight faces? Inspired parodies of Christmas classics done with nothing short of artistry. My new tradition!
Published 3 months ago by Fred Beamish
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