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Twisted Christmas

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Rivers,Bob Comedy Corp ~ Twisted Christmas


1. The Twelve Pains Of Christmas
2. The Chimney Song
3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
4. Wreck The Malls
5. A Visit From St. Nicholson
6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
7. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)
8. The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen'
9. Foreigners
10. Joy To The World
11. A Message From The King

Product Details

  • Audio CD (October 25, 1990)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Critique / Atco
  • ASIN: B000002JLV
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (106 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #25,273 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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22 of 22 people found the following review helpful By William E. Adams on March 26, 2002
Format: Audio CD
This holiday parody collection has a few masterpieces on it which more than make up for a dated clunker or two. "The Chimney Song", also known as "Santa's stuck up in the chimney" is worth the purchase price all by itself if you have a kid between the ages of eight and 13. Also fine are "Twelve Pains of Christmas" and "Wreck the Malls" and "The Restroom Door Said 'Gentlemen' and "I'm Dressing Up Like Santa When I Get Out on Parole." The misfires include a Jack Nicholson-sound-alike recitation and "Come All Ye Faithful Dead-heads". If you like this sort of thing, also consider buying from Amazon Dave Rudolf's "Completely Cracked Christmas." That one's as good as this, and also has a stuck-in-the-fireplace Santa song, coincidentally. Both of them work for temporarily relieving the stress of shopping, traffic and other holiday burdens.
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on November 27, 1999
Format: Audio CD
The words to these hysterically funny tunes, especially the "12 Pains" song, really depict how idiotic people become during the holiday season! Very funny! Great for any holiday party or to relieve stress at work. Buy this one for hard to buy for people or for grab bags.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Eddie Carter on October 26, 2001
Format: Audio CD
The best cut - by far is the 12 Pains of Christmas, especially when the song gets to the higher numbers and the singers are getting frustrated with their "tasks." The Child singing "The Chimney Song" was adorable. I also laughed aloud at "The Restroom Door Said Gentleman." The message from Elvis and the Jack Nickelson peice - I could've done without. Also the "Foreigners" track usually get's fastfowarded over. All in all I really do enjoy the tape.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Some Gravity on December 18, 2004
Format: Audio CD
Every year at Christmas, people will listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies, and while most people like peaceful Christmas music, a lot of people do like parody Christmas music, and anytime you want a good, funny album with parody Christmas music, you should turn to Bob Rivers. Rivers is hillarious, and usually every year at Christmas( last year Rivers did not release a CD) he will release an album with parody Christmas music. "Twisted Christmas" is a lot of fun. The only dissapointment on this CD is the short, four minute skit "A Visit From St. Nicholson", which is just not very funny. The rest of the album is hillarious, and topics like hangovers at Christmas, wrecking malls, restroom doors talking, and dressing up like Santa when you get out on parole are just plain funny. "Twisted Christmas" was released in 1987, and some of the music to the parodies on this CD sound very 80's. I think I like Bob Rivers' Christmas music better than I like peaceful Christmas music.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on July 30, 2003
Format: Audio CD
the songs are pretty corny and the music's pretty rough, but the lines are hysterical! I play it every year as a tradition now when we go around looking at xmas lights.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on November 27, 1998
Format: Audio CD
This CD was my christmas blues killer. My friends and I even sing these versions of the christmas classics on our own! Must have for that holiday party.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Michael Patrick Boyd on December 10, 2008
Format: Audio Cassette
Twisted Christmas by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp cassette is twenty-four minutes and forty-seven seconds long and released on September 8, 1992. There are some laughs on this cassette. When he does his version of the Twelve Pains of Christmas; and believe me they are painful ones: stringing up the lights, meeting my in-laws and five months of bills. Ouch. Other good songs are: Wreck The Malls, O Come All Ye Greatful Dead Heads, and The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen." If you want some fun for Christmas, then buy this cassette. Twisted Christmas by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp get a B.

Side 1
Twelve minutes and fifty eight seconds

The Twelve Pains of Christmas
The Chimney Song
We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
Wreck the Malls
A Visit From St. Nicholson

Side 2
Eleven minutes and forty-nine seconds

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
Foreigners
Joy to the World
A Message From the King
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Justin T. Melanson on November 26, 2005
Format: Audio CD
Man, even after all this time, when my brother originally got the tape, it still makes me laugh a ton. To put it simple, I am a Christian, but I hate most all Christmas carols with a passion, I mean the mainstream ones like "Jingle Bells", "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", among others that I am sure you will all recognize. Hence why I always find all parodies of these songs to be priceless. This is no exception, a very 80's-ish sound them, but that's fine because these are timeless. My favorite song on this CD? "The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen", which makes fun of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen", absolutely priceless in my books. I could not stop laughing first time I heard it, and it still makes me laugh to this day. My suggestion to you all, is to get this CD and check it out.
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