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Two to Go: A Novel [Paperback]

Nick Earls (Author)
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September 1, 2003
Med students Phil and Frank have big plans for their future. Part-time jobs at Ron Todd's World of Chickens seemed like the perfect way to earn a few bucks on the way.

But Phil's stuck out in front in the chicken suit trying to lure in reluctant customers and Frank's suffering from the fast-food grind in back frying burgers. Now that both of them are falling for Ron's wife and daughter, Frank's dream of being a surgeon and Phil's secret desire to be a film-maker are put on the back burner. Suddenly, Phil becomes a reluctant and altogether unexpected oracle on dental health, strategic planning, and marriage guidance.

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"Dating can be daunting at any age, but Earls paints the battle of the sexes as a friendly duel with plenty of promising common ground." - Publishers Weekly

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Advance Praise for Two to Go

"A tumbling cascade of hilarious disasters makes for this wonderfully funny novel. Nick Earls' self-doubting, but eternally optimistic hero Philby Harris ranks with the great 'hapless narrators' of comic literature."
-Luke Davies, author of Candy

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- Karen Moline, author of Belladonna

"Funny and moving...with complex characters and compelling examinations of the ambivalence that sometimes accompanies grief."
- Booklist

Product Details

  • Paperback: 368 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin; First edition. edition (September 1, 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0312284721
  • ISBN-13: 978-0312284725
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.5 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.5 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,886,162 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4.0 out of 5 stars FUNNY!, June 25, 2004
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There are a few parts of this book that get weighed down with excess words. But this book will crack you up. It's a series of misunderstandings, crossed signals, oddball characters and general goofiness. Very funny.
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flirty boy, bat cruise, fuck song, hooker money, party pies, chicken costume, chicken suit, pure confidence, charge sister, beverage manager, magic man, sea monkeys
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World of Chickens, Ron Todd, Antenatal Clinic, Woody Allen, Eye of the Tiger, New York, Big Artie, Zel Todd, Labor Ward, Big City, Diet Coke, Richie the Rat, Mister Todd, Mister Wilson, Rec Club, Star Trek, Gene Kelly, Special Branch, White Lightning, Green Loppers, Jan Brady, Pirates of Penzance, Alice Cooper, Evil Ddotnor, Annie Hall
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