Two and a Half Men 11 Seasons 2011

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Season 9
(99) IMDb 6/10
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1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt TV-NR CC

All is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.

Starring:
Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer
Runtime:
22 minutes
Original air date:
September 19, 2011

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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

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Season 9

Customer Reviews

There is nothing funny about this show now.
Sandi Ranelli
Chuck Lorre doesn't have to re-hire Charlie Sheen.
Hamish Adam
Ashton kUTCHER IS'nt bad it just does not work.
graceful

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40 of 47 people found the following review helpful By Dr. James Gardner VINE VOICE on August 7, 2012
Format: DVD
For 8 seasons "2 ˝ Men" was one of the biggest shows on TV and garnered dozens of awards, including 4 People's Choice wins, and Emmy wins for editing, mixing, and supporting actor. Charlie Sheen was nominated for a Golden Globe in 2005 and 2006 and by the SAG in 2005 and 2010. Then the crash. Then the revival.

Is the new show as awful as some critics suggest? No, not when you compare it to the trash that passes for TV comedy these days (apologies to "Big Bang Theory" and "Two Broke Girls"). But when you look back at the previous 8 seasons, there has been a major drop in the quality of the writing and the acting.

It can't all be blamed on Ashton Kutcher, although one has to question whether or not you can take someone seriously when he continually appears naked and when so many jokes are made about the size of his penis. Really?! The "man boy" thing gets pretty tired.

Poor Jon Cryer has deteriorated not only as an actor, but his character on the show has changed to someone with no redeeming qualities. In the previous seasons he had a job, tried to relate to his son, and did his best to get along with his ex wives even though he was inept. Now he is simply a manipulative deadbeat. There's no humor there.

In past seasons lots of laughs could be counted on whenever Conchata Ferrell (the housekeeper), Holland Taylor (the mother), and Melanie Lynskey (Rose, the stalker) showed up. In Season 9 we never see Rose, rarely see the mother, and the housekeeper's character has also deteriorated greatly. She simply isn't funny anymore.

About the only good thing in Season 9 is that Angus T Jones seems to have come into his own, and his scenes are finally funny, after several seasons of blah.

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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful By DanijelZX on November 12, 2012
Format: DVD
Where once stood a funny sitcom about single life, seduction and relationship, which was accompanied with brilliant black humor, sarcasm and funny puns,
now stand a rubbish sitcom with a stoned teen, a billionaire without brain and balls ... and Alen, antisocial than ever, accompanied with cheap fart- and penisjokes.
And if that does not work, then we show Ashton naked for the umpteenth time. Yes THIS is always funny. :/

With the 9th Season "Charlie Harper" wasn't the only one who has died.

Honestly your money is better spent if you take it, put it into a rocket and shoot it to space.

All that's left to do now is to drink, until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures of this season is dead. ;)
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31 of 38 people found the following review helpful By AS on January 10, 2012
a short conclusion after the first two shows: stupid story, bad jokes

i'll stop watching season nine. the real "two and a half men" sitcom ends with season eight.
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39 of 51 people found the following review helpful By N. Joseph on June 25, 2012
Format: DVD
It is a damn shame this gem of a sitcom came to its bitter conclusion with the death of Charlie Harper. I am sure something could have been done to ease the tensions between Sheen and the producers so that everyone could have remained in their element. Adding Kutcher to the mix not only killed off Sheen's character, but it also killed one of the best sitcoms on American television. Kutcher is a lousy actor in just about every direction and was a bad choice for a replacement. Sheen cannot be replaced-simple as that! I have stopped watching it because it hurts too much to look at the cast that makes up the Harper family and their quirky friends degrade themselves. It is NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! The stories are scattered and the dialogue is stupid. Having Kutcher strip every now and then just for laughs is just plain vulgar. Please do buy and watch seasons 1-8 and leave well enough alone. It's best to remember this show for the brilliant comedic talent that entertained us loyal fans for eight terrific years.
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31 of 40 people found the following review helpful By Craig on November 1, 2011
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This show was Charlie Sheen's stage. Without him, it's just another annoying sit-com. Watched the first two shows (I mean commercials for the Fisker Karma) and as much as I wanted it to work out, Ashton Kutcher just butchered it. I really like Angus T. Jones and Conchita Ferrell and it was just getting interesting again having Rose back in the picture. Sad to see this sit-com bite the dust, but bite the dust it did, and hard.
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful By IwanttobeKateMarasBITCH on September 14, 2012
Format: DVD
Well I agree with most posters that Two and a Half Men did seem to die with Charlie Sheen's exit and the demise of his character. It definatley is NOT the same show. I really, really tried to give it a chance. Ashton Kutcher in my opinion, is really not that funny and certainly was not as funny as Charlie Sheen. Alot of what made the original Two and a Half Men so funny, was Charlie's womanizing, and drunkin ways and how the rest of the characters had to suffer...especially Alan which was downright hilarious. Ashton as Walden seems annoying and there is no laughter there..as I said my opinion.

Also alot of comments talked about Jon Cryer and how his character has gotten worse and I agree. There is one thing leeching off your brother but a stranger? anyway the thing I think what also made the original(yes i will call it that)better, is that Sheen and Cryer really seemed to have a great chemistry with each other. I don't seem to get that with Cryer and Kutcher and one poster said that the show should be now called "Alan and two knuckleheads" which is funny. Though I will pass on this one...I would rather stick with the original and as my title says, glad I own seasons 1-8 with CHARLIE.
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