Two Hot Dogs With Everything [Kindle Edition]

Paul Haven (Author)

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From School Library Journal

Grade 5-8 Eleven-year-old Danny Gurkin is a devoted Sluggers fan, even though the team has won only one championship in its 108-year history (and that took place in their very first season). Hope and superstition are the hallmarks of their doggedly loyal fans. During the season, Danny's life is dictated by a complex web of superstitions that dictate how and where he'll watch the games (always avoiding the wrong side of the sofa), what he'll wear, and what he'll eat (two hot dogs, though the toppings vary by circumstance: a rookie pitcher calls for extra onions, for example). Haven's first novel will delight readers with its whimsically exaggerated detail as he simultaneously celebrates and winks a knowing eye at baseball's cherished folklore and superstitions. The intricate plot, which begins with the curse of the poisoned pretzel, will keep readers on the edge of their seats right up to the glorious finale set during baseball's fall classic. Mysteriously odd characters disappear and reappear. Danny, his friends, and the Sluggers themselves are lovable underdogs, comically earnest, and recognizable to baseball fans everywhere. Haven's quirky style with an eye for oddball detail and comic hyperbole will remind readers of Roald Dahl and Eva Ibbotson. Marilyn Taniguchi, Beverly Hills Public Library, CA
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Gr. 4-7. Haven debuts with a long, laid-back tale featuring a perennially hapless baseball team and its most superstitious fan. Though 11-year-old Danny, team ball boy, follows an elaborate regimen whenever the Sluggers are playing ("Never leave a window open when a right-hander is on the mound," etc.), the team is, typically, mired 16 games out. The luck begins to turn, however, after Danny filches a pack of 108-year-old gum from the decrepit mansion of team founder and bubblegum mogul Manchester E. Boddlebrooks. As Danny chews, the Sluggers start winning, ultimately climbing into a tie with the blue-chip Texas Tornadoes. But then, having sailed into celebrity status as team good-luck charm for the Sluggers, Danny captures the eye of the Tornadoes' ruthless owner, billionaire "Diamond" Bob Honeysuckle. Well endowed with stock characters and familiar side plots, as well as nail-biting baseball action that culminates in an epic championship series, this tale is for any kid who has ever turned a cap inside out or crossed a few fingers. Illustrations not seen. John Peters
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Product Details

• Format: Kindle Edition
• File Size: 1230 KB
• Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers (December 24, 2008)
• Sold by: Random House Digital, Inc.
• Language: English
• ASIN: B001ODEQQ6
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #282,171 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  • #99 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Children's eBooks > Sports & Activities > Sports > Baseball

More About the Author

Paul Haven is a veteran foreign correspondent and the author of two children's novels, "Two Hot Dogs With Everything" and "The Seven Keys of Balabad." A native of New York City, he has worked for The Associated Press around the world, including postings in Venezuela, Colombia, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Spain. He has covered the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and most recently reported on Haiti's devastating 2010 earthquake. He is currently the news cooperative's chief of bureau in Havana, Cuba, where he lives with his wife and two children.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars another winner, March 24, 2008

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Eileen Barton "Questioning Reader" (Chicago) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Two Hot Dogs With Everything (Paperback)

My eight year old baseball nut of a grandson read this cover to cover yesterday as he traveled with his family to Arizona for camping and a couple of spring training games. Given its length, his parents thought it would keep him busy for a couple of days. Not so.

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Teacher's Grade: A-, May 16, 2007

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N. Bilmes "bookaholic" (Vernon, CT United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Two Hot Dogs With Everything (Paperback)

I'm always on the lookout for a good story to read aloud to my 2nd graders, and this one fit the bill. Haven's engaging and quirky characters, combined with the baseball setting, and mysterious goings on made for a lively read that generated a lot of enthusiasm. Parts of this book reminded me of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, while other parts reminded me of Shoeless Joe.

A good story to read aloud, and a perfect one for sports-minded 4-7th graders to relish.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Sure to Be a Classic, August 16, 2006

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J. J. Buck (Pepperell, MA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Two Hot Dogs with Everything (Hardcover)

This is simply a terrific book. Superb plot, colorful characters, beautifully written. It deserves to become a classic the likes of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Alice in Wonderland. My nine-year-old son couldn't put it down and suggested I read it as well. I did and I loved it. In fact, as soon as school starts I will be sharing it with my 2nd grade class. To a casual reader, it is a highly entertaining pageturner. To a teacher, it is more than a great read. It is rich with examples of fiction writing the way it should be. Hurray for Mr. Haven ... and a plea -- please write more!