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Peter Guttridge (Author)
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May 1, 2005

“Brilliant one-liners, lightning action, lots of suspense and very funny—self-deprecating Madrid is fast becoming my favorite hero.”—Good Housekeeping (UK)

Journalist Nick Madrid finds himself up the proverbial creek—the Amazon—without a paddle when he’s dispatched to South America to report on a Rock Against Drugs tour.

As if monstrous spiders, piranhas, kidnapping and tiny, spiky fish that swim up a stream of urine to lodge where a man least wants a tiny, spiky fish to lodge aren’t enough, Madrid is drawn into the mystery of who is trying to kill the tour’s headlining, larger-than-life, pain-in-the-posterior rock megastar Otis Barnes.

Madrid soon discovers that the murdering queue forms on the left for Mr. Barnes. The question is: Can he prevent Barnes’ date with death at the final concert at Machu Picchu?

Peter Guttridge is the Royal Literary Fund writing fellow at the University of Southampton and teaches creative writing. His career was launched when he wrote a comic piece for a British magazine about his woeful experiences attempting to busk in New Orleans when he could neither sing nor play guitar. This same magazine sent him on a dizzying range of assignments, from going on a tour of Scandinavia with a rock band to performing as a male stripper in London’s Soho. He has written about music, film, literature and the comedy industry for The Times, The Guardian, The Telegraph, The Observer and The Sunday Times. He lives in Sussex on the edge of the South Downs National Park.


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Shortly after arriving in Colombia, British journalist Nick Madrid is kidnapped by ruthless guerrilla leader Ferdinand Porras. After escaping and hiding in a tree overnight, he is rescued by a mysterious group of soldiers, who then fade away. After the kidnapping ruins his Amazon vacation, Nick resumes his work schedule, covering the Rock against Drugs Tour, his main reason for being in South America. Funded by Peace International, the tour is headlined by Otis Barnes, former alcoholic and drug abuser in the midst of a massive comeback. Unfortunately, Otis is receiving death threats and seems to have fallen off the wagon. Are the threats from the powerful drug barons who want to squelch the message of the tour, or is the issue more personal? Nick tries to protect Otis and find the source of the threats while avoiding his former kidnappers. Nick's first-person account and self-deprecating humor move the story along, while the author paints a realistic portrait of daily life in Colombia and the eccentricities of the rock world. Sue O'Brien
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About the Author

Peter Guttridge is the Royal Literary Fund Writing Fellow at Southampton University and teaches creative writing. Between 1998 and 2002 he was the Director of the Brighton Literature Festival. Since 1998 he has been the mystery reviewer for The Observer, one of Britain's most prestigious Sunday newspapers. He lives in Sussex on the edge of the South Downs National Park.

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  • Paperback: 218 pages
  • Publisher: Speck Press; 2nd edition (May 1, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1933108002
  • ISBN-13: 978-1933108001
  • Product Dimensions: 7.7 x 5.5 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #976,263 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Peter Guttridge is the author of the acclaimed Brighton trilogy - City of Dreadful Night, The Last King of Brighton and (coming in April 2012) The Thing Itself. His novella, The Belgian and The Beekeeper (Kindle Original), set on the Sussex Downs in 1916, is a playful account of an encounter between Sherlock Holmes and a certain celebrated foreign detective. He is also the author of the award-winning Nick Madrid satirical crime series and a non-fiction account of England's Great Train Robbery. For 11 years, until 2011, he was the Observer newspaper's crime fiction critic so has read far more mystery fiction than is good for him. He is the Royal Literary Fund Writing Fellow at Leeds Trinity University.



 

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5.0 out of 5 stars British People In Hot Weather, November 22, 2005
This review is from: Two to Tango (Paperback)
Two to Tango is another hilarious book by Peter Guttridge. This series will keep you in stitches while you struggle to solve the mystery. I recommend this series for fans of British mysteries and British humor.
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5.0 out of 5 stars amusing caper, May 30, 2005
This review is from: Two to Tango (Paperback)
On the Amazon freelance journalist Nick Madrid is on assignment to follow the Rock Against Drugs tour. His friend (just friend skeptics) Bridget has accompanied him though traveling by boat is not one of her favorite transportation choices. Nick's target is a former rock superstar making a major comeback Otis Barnes.

However, Nick can't even go to the bathroom without being mugged, eluding spiders that make Daniels' Arachnophobia look a garden variety type or take a helpful dive amongst hungry piranhas. Nick's cool with that as this is the Amazon norm. Barnes is another story as he has fallen off the drug and alcohol temperance wagon in spite of touring against drugs; he is a nasty drunk and Nick is his punching bag. As they head towards Peru for the last concert, someone tries to kill Barnes. Though much of the touring members and staff have motive to harm the nasty superstar, who would murder him remains a question that Nick plans to resolve before the rocker's final curtain call.

As is the norm when Madrid is on a story, readers will finish in a one sitting six-pack as the hero provides his usual amusing asides to the audience and to the antagonists whether they be a mugger, a kidnapper, a deadly fish, or a boxing druggie rocker. The current story line is humorous as the reporter tries to prevent a culprit from killing "Bad News" Barnes (not the basketball great). Fans of the series will enjoy paddling a alongside Madrid while newcomers will want to read his humorous capers (see NO LAUGHING MATTER and A GHOST OF A CHANCE).

Harriet Klausner
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Machu Picchu, Otis Barnes, South American, Ferdinand Porras, Latin American, Fertile Lands, Aguas Calientes, Stone Age, Huayc Picchu, Urubamba River, Joe Blows, Freddy Porras, Robert Johnson, Vanity Fair
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