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Two Thousand Insults for All Occasions [Hardcover]

Louis Safian (Author)
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)


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August 18, 1998
"Classified by subject-- from 'Big Heads' through 'Nudists' to 'Squelches'-- this tongue-in-cheeck reference romp is guaranteed to put the right retort in the right head at the right time." --(Dr. Frederick Shroyer, Los Angeles Herald-Examiner)

"When I am not rolling on the floor I am asking myself where Safian found all those insults to compile." --(Wes Lawrence, Cleveland Plain Dealer)

"Ought to come in handy, sooner or later, for anybody." --(Chicago Daily News)

"Too many bright sayings occur to us the day after they've needed. With this book you'll be fortified with a whole arsenal of remarks, ranging from mild to caustic, depending upon the need, to use in disposing of bores or squelching the quarrelsome and pompous." --(Sioux Falls Argus-Leader)

"Here is an amazing anthology of insults and near-insults that should delight the heart of any sales manager who'd like to communicate with his salesman more forcefully-- or add zest to his speeches." --(The Sales Executive)

"The most intriguing book of the year." --(Art Goodwin, WHEN-TV)

"My girls have trouble remembering one jot of their homework. I'll bet they can recite that book from cover to cover." --(Jim Bishop, King Features Syndicate)

"Just what the doctor ordered. Memorize enough of these and you can be the wit of the party." (John Barkham, Saturday Review Syndicate)



Product Details

  • Hardcover: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Castle Books (August 18, 1998)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0806500395
  • ISBN-13: 978-0806500393
  • Product Dimensions: 9.2 x 6 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #195,170 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

 

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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars great to read, great to use, December 9, 2004
This review is from: Two Thousand Insults for All Occasions (Hardcover)
I discovered this book in my parents' library when I was in elementary school. After using a few choice examples in school, I was sent to the principal's office. Although she kept a straight face while reprimanding me, she never did return the book. Hopefully it made the schoolboard meetings a little more interesting.
I just bought it for the second time.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars GREAT BOOK!!!, December 18, 2005
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This review is from: Two Thousand Insults for All Occasions (Hardcover)
if theres a bully at your school or anyone thats bothering you you can beat them up with words.This book is well organized and very long.It has insults for so many categories. Its a great gift
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Stuff!!, September 28, 2006
This review is from: Two Thousand Insults for All Occasions (Hardcover)
This book is very well organized in the material it covers, not only is it funny but it has amazing lines to shut anyone up! A good read and a good laugh indeed!!
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