USB-POWERED TRAVEL TOASTER - JOKE GIFT BOX FROM THE ONION

by The Onion

Product Features

• It's A Gift Box
• Exclusively Available From The Onion
• Toasts Up To 4 Pieces Of Toast In Just 30 Minutes
• Winner Of The Gold Floppy Disk Award For Best Cooking Peripheral
• Box dimensions: 12"x9"x4"

Product Details

• Shipping Weight: 8 ounces
• ASIN: B001U1Y996
• Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #65,676 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining)

Product Description

Don't be tethered to the kitchen. Take your toast...to go! Now you can take a toaster everywhere you take your laptop. Insert a slice of any bread-white, wheat, even rye-and in 7-9 minutes, you have the kind of perfect toast you could only get from a computer. Winner of the 2006 Gold Floppy Disc Award for Best Cooking Peripheral. No, the products aren't real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in a gift box from The Onion, and watch their faces fall when they realize there is no such thing as a USB-powered travel toaster-just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect for the office Christmas Party - Secret Santa Gift Exchange, December 1, 2010

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Lakeside Al (Lakeside, CA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: USB-POWERED TRAVEL TOASTER - JOKE GIFT BOX FROM THE ONION

You signed up for the Secret Santa Gift Exchange for the office Christmas Party. You have no idea on what to get for under $20.00. You company doesn't allow alcohol on the preemies, that leaves out the cheap bottle of wine from Trader Joe's. This makes the perfect gift.

However, be aware that it takes slightly longer than 30 minutes to make a slice of toast. Also, I wouldn't get the extended warranty.

4.0 out of 5 stars REMEMBER, November 9, 2011

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LYM - See all my reviews

This review is from: USB-POWERED TRAVEL TOASTER - JOKE GIFT BOX FROM THE ONION

Remember, this is a "prank" gift box. You are supposed to make friends think you are giving them cheesy gift, but you put your own gift inside. Not worth 8.50, but still a good gag

5.0 out of 5 stars look at the supplier, August 20, 2011

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Alex - See all my reviews

This review is from: USB-POWERED TRAVEL TOASTER - JOKE GIFT BOX FROM THE ONION

haha have any of you that've bought the product looked at the supplier. go to google and search "the onion" you, my friend, have just been trolled.