- A reflective Red Skull: "Is that really too much to ask? To be happy for once?"
- The not quite sympathetic Nick Fury: "Happy endings are for Chinese massage parlors."
Huh. Well, what to make of this one? The Ultimate universe keeps striving to separate itself from the mainstream 616 Marvel universe, and it's still pulling it off. Just peep this new twist on the Red Skull which I betcha no one could've seen coming. Three weeks after the events of Ultimatum (when Magneto sent a colossal tidal wave crashing thru New York City), Nick Fury returns from the Supremeverse, and he's still a remorseless, manipulating muthereffer.
This relaunched series kicks off with a skirmish in the air over Chicago, as Captain America and Hawkeye take on A.I.M. terrorists, what with A.I.M. having just raided the Baxter Building and scampered away with Reed Richards' ultimate weapon. During a helicopter scuffle, the Red Skull beats the crapdoodle out of Captain America and then whispers something in his ear. This thing he says catapults Cap into going rogue on his own personal mission.
ULTIMATE COMICS AVENGERS: NEXT GENERATION reprints the first six issues, and features that Scottish madman Mark Millar as writer and Carlos Pacheco as artist. Millar's gotten on my bad side with how he closed out his run in FANTASTIC FOUR, but I think he's back on track here. Millar returns to the Ultimates fold and to what he does best, which is tell big, bold adventures set to widescreen. And Pacheco? The guy has never been anything but really good at what he does.
With Captain America gone off the grid, with the Red Skull back in action (and, of course, S.H.I.E.L.D. is fully cognizant of his wicked past), and with an ultimate weapon in the hands of A.I.M., well, this sets things up perfectly for Nick Fury, whose underhanded services are once again in high demand, and so he's tapped to lead a new black ops team.
This new team is a roster of the unexpected, with only Fury and Hawkeye counting as familiar faces, although the sense I get is that membership will be pretty fluid (Millar, in an interview with ComicBookResources, mentions that future arcs will feature the Punisher, Ghost Rider, and, yikes, even Wolverine; you can glimpse other prospective team members on Pacheco's cover spread). Tony Stark's older and much smarter (and non-alcoholic) brother has a hand in forming the team, and I guess I haven't been following ULTIMATE IRON MAN because, really, Mrs. Jarvis? I won't go too much into detail about the other team members except that they're meaner, darker counterparts of the 616 originals. Some of them are criminals, some of them are controlled with obedience chips, some of them are cloned and surprisingly dweeby (okay, two words: Nerd Hulk). These "Avengers" are more likely to step over that line, to factor in the collateral damage and then live with the consequences. They almost get taken out by the ol' Living Legend anyway. Because the Ultimate Steve Rogers is even more not to be effed with than the 616 version. He doesn't care too much for the French, either.
In these first six issues, Millar writes in just enough characterization to complement the bang-out, no holds barred action. This new team is really pretty formidable, and that Cap more than holds his own against them - and I love how he takes out the Red Wasp - is a testament to his badasssery. The Red Skull is truly a despicable character, so it comes as a bit of a headspinner when he comes clean at the end of the story arc. But what really intrigues me is that some iteration of Spider-Man is slated for membership. During the recruiting sequence, "Spidey" is shown as being held in a containment field with heaps of books strewn about him. Gregory Stark informs a baffled Nick Fury: "Don't engage with it. It can drive a man to suicide with three or four exchanges. One of the technicians slit his wrists only last week." Now what the hell is up with that? Or am I missing something?
THE ULTIMATES - now called THE ULTIMATE AVENGERS - continue to be the Ultimate imprint's canvas for big, smack your face storytelling, and just please disregard the stink what Jeph Loeb brung in the room with ULTIMATES 3. The Scottish madman has got the reins back to this puppy. All is forgiven. I frankly relished this story arc.