Customer Reviews

Ultimate Anal Douche Hygienic System easy to clean Rectal Syringe

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4 star:		(2)
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You can't see it from the picture on the box, but the nozzles are not circular cylinders, but more in the shape of a cruciform screwdriver (a prism in + shape). So your sphincter cannot close around it, and the water you press inside immediately comes out. Also the nozzles are painful when inserted and removed because of their shape, and scratch the fragile skin down there. The material is the cheapest, flimsiest plastic possible. As a previous review says, waters spills out easily when you tilt the item down. I guess I can't return such an item after having tried it! I'd rather not injure myself and make a mess next time I clean myself: it went directly into the trash!

This is the Ultimate Anal Douche! It's great for those clean-ups during short trips as well as hiking through Europe. It is so handy to be fresh anytime, anywhere! I love this so much, I never leave home without it. Buy one or two TODAY! Your Anus will thank you.

Let me say this, after an agonizingly painful and bloody few months of trying all different types of Anal Douche Systems, (plastic, electric, stainless steel, and plexiglass) I can't tell how much of a relief this product is to my anus. This really is the "Ultimate" "anal douche hygienic system". Not only does it leave ::pirate accent:: "me squeaky" clean! it is great for a variety of uses like to use on my wife during the act of love making or mixing cake batter for my son's twelfth birthday. The rectal probes fit comfortably and are very easy to clean and store. If you're looking for an excellent Anal Douche System with personality, this is for you.

Way too expensive for what it is. A cheap plastic gadget. The rubber bulb douches are much better and much cheaper. A big ZERO!

Not so fast . . . I use this around the garage. If you are picky about your car and do your own detailing like I do, you'll find that nothing can inject your preferred cleanser into those hard to reach vent intakes and door jambs like the Ultimate Anal Douche. The long spout is a good "third hand" for awkward repairs, like brake jobs. Also, since my dog sleeps in the garage, I find that this thing doubles as a handy "vet's assistant" when the kids have fed him too many cookies, if you know what I mean. If you are looking for value without all the frills, try and find the more economical Brutal Anal Douche.

A very easy to use product, not messy at all and insertion smooth. Clean up after use is a breeze.

Unfortunately the most embarrasing thing in Britain is the intervention of the subject of anal intercourse and as a woman of nice clean habits, born under the sign of the rabbit, was excruciatingly amazed when i left my anal bottle in the bathroom for my friends to enjoy. The country has never been the same since and subsequently we have all fell on the floor laughing like big girls blouses waiting for our bellies to be rubbed like dogs.

The British are a peculiar race, that always seem to be wary of mentioning the subject because as soon as you do they are off like rabbits with a new toy in mind for christmas.

Anyway, i now have to buy a new anal douche because the one i have now has a hole in it and it looks like i am spoilt for choices and have become undecided as to what one to choose, it seems all the douches on this site i have to go all the way to America to get what i need. (point taken eh) Basically it is not that i am au fait with this pleasure, i just like to wash and go.