Customer Reviews

Ultimate Gnatrat

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4 star:		(1)
3 star:		(0)
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1 star:		(1)

 

 

Gnatrat is a parody of Batman. More specifically Gnatrat is a Parody of Frank Miller's Batman from the 80's (Year One, Dark Knight Returns, not the Nazi Batman he does now). But then it all goes silly. I loved Gnatrat then, and I pull out these comics and read them occasionally still. Back then I especially loved Gnatrat's appearance in the original black and white Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic series when he morphed into The Fannywhacker, and went all Punisher on the criminals using big paddles instead of guns. Saddly my copies of those issues have dissappeared over the years (that's the problem with comics I love, I keep them on hand rather than safely packed away, and they are easier to lose track of over the years), and that story isn't collected into this book, but this book is good times through and through, and has art easily as beautiful as the comics it is parodying.

Also I hope that is the actual Mark Martin who left the one star review here on Amazon. If so it's hilarious.

It GOOD! I likes RATS! they have fun in BED with my MAMMY! They gets all SLAPPED and have pudding. Please add like 18 more stars to this review cause it THAT funny. WHEEEEOOOOOO!

I LIKE THE INTERNET

this book is printed on the flesh of DEAD BABIES.

I can't read but I'll sure as hell LOOK AT THE PITCHURS!!!

I used to like it a lot but a lot of time has gone by. I haven't read it in years. It's really old. I don't even think I have it any more. The kids used to say that if you read that book your ears would get really big but that wasn't true. The ear enlargement properties occured in such a small percentage of the class that they were indistinguishable from clinical error when tested against the placebo.

Anyway all I remember was that there was this police dog, a scotty as I recall, and he was some kind of a pervert because he stapled a baby duck to his forehead. And there was a Jerry Clower reference in there somewhere too. You don't see many of those nowadays.

Anyway you might look this book because...it's old and people generally like old things. And it makes fun of Frank Miller a little. I made fun of Arthur Miller once and he put a curse on me. You have to watch those Millers.

But Mark Martin is usually pretty funny and you might like this book if your into some kind of sick thing where you just appreciate animals too much and you like seeing them fornicate and con each other and consume illegal narcotics and go against all the things the good lord tried to teach 'em.

If you have, like, a choice between finding this book in a box of cereal with like cereal type crap all over it or an original mint copy of Action Comics #1 carefully sealed in a box of cereal then I'd choose Gnatrat just about everytime due to basic food safety because I think those old comics had lead in them or something. So if you screw up and get that Action Comics #1 then you are just plain out of luck and you shoulde DEFINATELY NOT EAT THAT CEREAL unless you want to seriously degrade your fine motor control and risk dementia? Have you ever heard of the Romans? Yeah. Me neither. That's 'cause of LEAD. WASH YOUR HANDS or someday nobody will know who the hell you were. Think of all the nostalgia you'd be missing out on.

OMG..I just now got like a four on that mini-game with the little arrowbox thing. That's like almost the top score! Yay! I LOVE Flash games.

The PUmpkin watches! The Pumpkin is mighty and will greatly reward all readers able to discern between its efforts and those of some fool in a fast car! Arise, Tadpoles, and give praise!
Today, I am HAPPY!

Personally, I found Lucy to be a fine product; a dense poundcake of fun, as it were. Nowhere else has Lucy so satisfied my every thought as she has here. Truly, she shall no longer haunt the old bars with frightening repetitiveness; no, now comes the cheese and all that that entails. In closing, I would like to suggest a ball-gag and possibly some sort of genetically altered weasel. And pistachio nuts.

Excuse me, I thought this book was supposed to be by a RACE CAR DRIVER! What is all this nonsense about caped rats? If I wanted to read a comic book I'd SHOOT MYSELF! The logo thing on the cover looks sort of like chrome, that's about the only reason I am giving this book one star. If you are a Mark Martin fan like me AVOID THIS BOOK! Because it is NOT a book. It is a COMIC BOOK! You have been warned. I wish someone had warned me!