The list author says: "It's not a matter of 'if,' but 'when.' Don't get caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse with your pants down! This list will help you assemble your very own Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit to keep the hordes of living dead at bay, as well as keep you alive in general. Don't be mauled to death by zombies like your unprepared friends—start building your kit today!"
"This well-balanced Camp Axe will make quick work of dispatching the fiercest of flesh-eating zombies, it's wedged blade perfect for delivering severe head trauma. Complete with a handy carrying sheath, by Gerber."
"This book just might save your life! The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks will serve as a quick reference should you forget just what to do amidst the throes of a zombie attack (destroy the brain, or sever the spinal column at the base of the skull)!"
"When all's said and done, the only survivors to make it through the zombie slaughter might be Uncle Sam's finest. Know what they know, with the US Army Survival Manual: FM 21-76 by the Department of Defense."
"Unless you're up against the dreaded 'farm zombie,' chances are you might need some advice on how to survive in the concrete jungle sans law and order. The SAS Urban Survival Handbook by John "Lofty" Wiseman is just the thing."
"You probably won't have much time for Luminol® and hair strands, but Zombie CSU: The Forensics of the Living Dead by Jonathan Maberry could help you to know thy brain-eating enemy just well enough to ensure you execute effective kills every time!"
"Whether you're performing autosurgery or planning your next machete assault against your zombie foes, you'll want to consult the classic Gray's Anatomy of the Human Body (30th Edition) by Carmine Clemente."
"Truth is stranger than fiction, they say, but (truth is) a survey of fiction with Zombie Movies: The Ultimate Guide by Glenn Kay might serve up some no-brainer answers on what to to when they're coming to get you (Barbara)."
"When you're slaughtering armies of the living dead, you'll want to avoid infection by keeping their fluids out of your ears, eyes, nose, and mouth. Make it so with the Paintball V-Force Grill Thermal Paintball Mask/Goggles by VForce."
"Whether you're shoving them out the door or trying to clear a path to safety, you'll find that flesh-hungry zombies can be awfully 'bitey.' Keep your fingers in the clear with a pair of Hellstorm® S.O.L.A.G.™ Glove with Kevlar® by BlackHawk."
"Whatever it was that triggered this whole "dead walking the Earth" thing, you can be sure it has seeped into the water table by now. Don't take any chances. Use this Pocket Water Microfilter by Katadyn before you take a sip."
"Living on the run will have you smelling pretty rank, especially when you're splattered with zombie entrails. Kill two birds with one stone—keep yourself fresh and clean AND mask the delicious scent of human flesh with this 5-oz. Bar Scent Killer Body and Hair Soap by Wildlife Research."
"In the ensuing aftermath of the zombie apocalypse, you can be sure that cellular networks and land lines will be jammed or down altogether. If there are still any satellites in the sky, hail your surviving peeps with the GSP-1700 Satellite Phone by Globalstar."
"Whether you need fuel for your vehicle or propellant to rig a fiery zombie trap, you'll have plenty to go around when you include in your kit a 5 Gallon Metal "Jerry Can" Spill Proof Portable Fuel Container System by Blitz."
"Whether you need a fire to stay warm or need to light some anti-zombie incendiary devices, you'll be happy you packed this Genuine Issue Magnesium Survival Fire Starter when the matches run out, by 4 Star Military Surplus."