Product Details

• Actors: Franco Trentalance
• Directors: Gionata Zarantonello
• Format: Closed-captioned, Color, DVD, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
• Language: English, Italian
• Subtitles: English
• Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  
• Number of discs: 1
• Rated: Unrated
• Studio: Strand Releasing
• DVD Release Date: October 10, 2006
• Run Time: 76 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B000HOMSQ8
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #77,497 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
• For more information about "Uncut" visit the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

Editorial Reviews

There has been a movie with a blue screen paintings in a museum a burning log and glowing crystals but heres one everyone can enjoy! its a film focused entirely on a mans penis. Studio: Strand Releasing Release Date: 10/10/2006 Run time: 76 minutes Rating: Nr

Customer Reviews

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19 of 20 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars "Big" Deal!, January 3, 2007

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James Morris (Jackson Heights, NY United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Uncut (DVD)

The most difficult part of reviewing this film is admitting that I purchased it, followed by the admission that I actually sat through it without ejecting the disc and tossing it straight in the garbage.

The plot is simple. An over-sexed, boring, narcissistic, male chauvinist named Francesco "Ciccio" Morelli has fractured his pelvis. (Note #1 to the producers and screenwriter: a pelvic fracture is extremely serious, painful and potentially life threatening. It is normally difficult for a man with a pelvic fracture to move at all, let alone have an endless succession of naked women engage in sexual coitus with him while seated in his lap).

In order to monitor his home convalescence, Ciccio's doctors have placed a video camera at the foot of his bed. Through this camera, which is continuously trained on his [...], the audience experiences the limited visuals offered by this film. We never see the lead actor's face until the very end, and then, only in a long shot. We do get brief glimpses of the faces of two female characters who stop by to have oral sex with him (Note #2 to the producers and screenwriter: a man with a fractured pelvis is generally unable to engage in any sexual congress whatever, and is usually in too much pain to even think about sex, let alone desire or engage in it every five or ten minutes, as the lead character in this film does).

The plot revolves around the fact that Ciccio sustained his injury while having an argument with his girlfriend. He fell on some rocks on the beach, and passed out; his girlfriend has not been heard from since. The police, who are among the dozen or so visitors he has during the 76 minutes of "real time" in which the film takes place, have assumed that he has murdered her, and they arrive to question him, not once, not twice, but three times during the proceedings (none of his interrogators, the main one being female, have sex with him; yet they keep coming back). One of the most absurd aspects of the plot was that, throughout his interrogation, Ciccio seems completely unconcerned with the disappearance of his girlfriend, and equally unconcerned about being the center of suspicion by the police investigating her fate. Instead, he spends 100% of his time either wooing women on the phone and trying to get them to come over, or contemplating sex while scrutinizing his phone book, or trying to get an endless succession of female visitors into bed with him. The result is surreal, and not very amusing.

In fact, it is difficult to pinpoint the most unsatisfying aspect of this film. The pace is boring and surprisingly un-erotic. The dialogue is ridiculous, the characters unappealing and the proceedings decidedly unfunny.

To make matters worse, I made the mistake of watching the film with the English dubbing turned on, instead of letting it run in the original Italian. Since I am slightly hard of hearing, I also had the subtitles on, as I usually do. The actors who read the English script were so bad that the words they were reading seemed to have almost no correlation to the action at all, while the English script was so badly written that the spoken words failed to match the subtitles in most places.

The gimmick, of course, is that the "comedy" is an excuse for us to stare at what is supposed to be a particularly attractive penis for 76 minutes. This was one of the biggest (if I can use that word) disappointments to me - I was vastly unimpressed.

Don't bother.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Don't bother, December 26, 2006

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Jaylayson (Columbus, OH United States) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Uncut (DVD)

This "Movie" drug on and on. Yes the title character looks great, but so not worth the time it took to watch the DVD. Maybe if I had put the TV on mite or watched it in Italian with subtitles off it would have been more entertaining.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars funny, May 24, 2010

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Mr. T. S. Andersson (Auckland, New Zealand) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Uncut (DVD)

This is an amusing comedy which doesn't outstay it's welcome. Bascially you need to be willing to watch a penis on screen for about 10 minutes of this 76 minute movie. Appeals to some. It's not erotic at all, just funny and undemanding! Better than some of the shite that hollywood produces nowadays!